Entry: 2007.04 - Variable
Memechive, Parody
(Snowclone)
Origin: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. -- Tyler Durden
Source: Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club (1999)
Origin: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. -- Tyler Durden
Source: Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club (1999)
- You're not your character class. You're not how much gold you have in the bank. You're not the mount you ride. You're not your frakking purples. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of Azeroth.
- You're Not Your Weapons, You're Not Your Trinkets, You're Not Your Fing Leg Enchants, You're The All Singing, All Dancing, Horde Of The World.
- You're not your class. You're not how much gold you have. You're not your epics. You're not your f'king arena ratings. You're the all-cookie cutting, all-face rolling crap of the world...of warcraft.
- You're not your post count, You're not your avatar or sig, You're not how fast your internet connection is, You are not your processor, hard drive, or graphics card. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of AO
- You are not your avatar. You are not your knowledge of the rules or your last article. You are not your post count. You are not your rep. You are not your title. You are not your blog. You are not your painting or modeling skills. You are not your location, rating, profile comments, friends or armies. You are not your signature.
- You are not your post count. You are not your fps. You are not your screen resolution. You are not a beautiful and unique WON ID.
- Attention bimbos.. You are not your handbag, nor your jewelry, you’re not your makeup, your perfume or your shoes, you’re not your clothes, you’re not your car, you’re not your choice of coffee. Until your self esteem transcends your possessions you’ll always be a loser.
- You are not your fucking system specs. You are not your fucking uptime stats. your script file. or your oversized desktopscreen cap. You are not your broadband connection. Your are not your fucking postcount.
- You are not your vet picks. You are not your skill list. You are not your lammies. You are not unique. You are the all singing, all dancing boss of the system.
- You are not your class. You are not how much gold you have in your bag. You're not the mount you ride. You are not your #@**ing leggings. You are the all-tanking, all-healing crap of the world.
- You are not your pre-shrunk Gap jeans. You are not the double decaf latte with whipped cream on top or the fancy Sketchers sneakers you just bought at the local mall. You are the all seeing, all playing, game fanatic that happens to know that the key to true satisfaction comes from fighting games.
- You are not your gear. You are not your talents. You are not your /played, your <Guild> or your Rank. You are the friendly casts on you.
- You are not a rare and beautiful flower. You are not a special and unique snowflake. You are the same pixels and binary data as everyone else. You are not your character class. You are not your platinum count. You are not the horse you ride. You are not the contents of your consignment merchant. You're not your frickin epic armor. We are the all-singing all-dancing crap of the world.
- You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else... You are not your MCAT score. You are not the clothes you wear... You are not your bowel cancer. You are not your GPA. You are not the car you drive. You are not your f-ing ECs... Until you know that, you are useless. This is your app cycle. Doesn’t get any better than this. This is your app cycle. And it’s ending, one minute at a time.
- You are not your anime collection. You are not your manga collection, your fancy signature graphic, or your wallpaper of Rei with her tits showing. You are not your hentai collection. You are not your f*cking post count.
