BOM! #1 - Gayer than Richard Simmons
By Drant on Monday 18 May 2009, - Memechive - Permalink
Entry: 2009.05.14 - Social
Memechive, Humorous
- This thread is gayer than Richard Simmons holding a rainbow colored dildo covered with sprinkles dancing the Macarena.
- That was gayer than Richard Simmons oiling down Christopher Lowell's back while kissing Nathan Lane.
- Nascar is gayer than Richard Simmons giving Liberace a lap dance while Tiny Tim plays "Tip toe through the tulips" in the background.
- You sound gayer than Richard Simmons after winning the blue ribbon at a P-town salami swallowing competition.
- This is gayer than richard simmons having sex with peewee herman while he's jerkin off to giant hairy man titts in the middle of time square
- Aquaman is gayer than Richard Simmons riding a unicorn wearing a rainbow unitard while juggling 7 pink dildos.
- It's gayer than Richard Simmons eating a hot dog while getting a French manicure in San Francisco.
- More like ass plowed, that video was gayer than Richard Simmons screwing Elton John while listening to Hanson and drinking a Cosmopolitan.
- Tickle U - If the name doesn't sound gayer than Richard Simmons in a Leotard with nipple holes riding a Unicycle , I don't know what is.
- I am at work,and like Rusty said it's"gayer than Richard Simmons in a bubble bath eating a smothered burrito out of Lance Bass' butt crack."
- I don't think it's possible to be gayer than Richard Simmons fucking Liberace while Elton John alternates between rimming him [Simmons] and blowing Liberace...
- he’s gayer than richard simmons riding a rodeo machine in spandex chaps and a pink tank in san francisco at a “man club” while eating a frozen chocolate banana and listening to “wake me up before you go go”.
- that shit is gayer than richard simmons holdin clay aiken's hand sliding down a rainbow, smiling a big happy smile, singing “it's raining men!
- That is gayer than Richard Simmons having a hairy nutsack repeatedly smacking him in the chin with an open mouth.
- That is gayer than Richard Simmons pushing a rainbow colored wheel barrow full of dicks.
- Wow. Those guys are gayer than Richard Simmons riding a rainbow unicorn in Barbara Streisand Day parade.