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Clash of Cultures
Cultural: - 2010:03 March
- lose not loose
- meat on her bones
- gay, literally
- copyright my DNA
- it's always the woman's fault
- a hurricane by any other name
- 2010:02 February
- my brain is overheating
- I waited years for this?!
- lay off the Photoshop
- neighbors are having sex
- napkin for drool
- not everyone lives in the US
- stages of procrastination
- this is 2010, people
- if the Mayans were so smart
- 2010:01 January
- if I wanted realism
- army of lawyers
- Psycho The Rapist
- holy Shiite
- my supercomputer
- your opinion is wrong
- capable of independent thought
- gay names
- secretly everyone's
- dead animal flesh
- pedophile glasses
- plot holes in the Bible
- MMORPG called life
- should not be allowed to reproduce
- put myself into cryostasis until
- the hoomans
- in case of an invasion
- the human garbage disposal
- is there a problem officer
- what is this guy smoking
- closet homophobe
- corn fed human
- lighting a cigarette with BOM!
- turn women into lesbians
- turn gay men straight
- 2009:12 December
- whoever said money can't buy happiness
- always the one you least expect
- pornstar name
- omg *dies*
- that's what your mom said
- not that there's anything right with that
- thermodynamics be damned
- if men are from Mars and women are from Venus
- you simpletons
- the word free in it
- openly straight
- too hot for the Internet
- product of too much time
- you're breathing my air
- 2009:11 November
- favor and kill yourself
- but when a woman does it
- my very eager mother Pluto
- if divorce were illegal
- I'm not wearing any panties
- I can feel my brain cells dying
- I can feel my IQ dropping
- next step world domination
- people who think they know it all
- if you can't beat them, join them, then beat them
- more degrees than a thermometer
- can't tell they're trolling
- got the cancer
- wish I were aborted
- start by killing yourself
- if you can spell BOM!
- People for the Ethical Treatment of People
- secretly jealous
- walking stereotype
- reading YouTube comments
- 2009:10 October
- do you talk like that in real life
- you can't quit, I'm firing you
- tired of being right
- women aren't supposed to enjoy sex
- cyanide flavored
- it happens to the worst of us
- not that kind of doctor
- FAGS HATE GOD IMG!
- I hope you choke
- thought it'd be funny
- there's always an idiot
- atheist parade
- you're blocking the view IMG!
- a woman who can't cook
- recycle your organs
- plastic surgery ugly genes
- banned from the Internet
- leverage synergy
- turn brain off before watching
- there should be an award for
- no offense, but fuck you
- burb, fart, and sneeze at the same time
- 2009:09 September
- God said so, QED
- they're bigger than her head IMG!
- multiple page suicide note
- wearing glasses without lenses
- I can feel my arteries IMG!
- mandatory IQ test BOM!
- better than humans
- bra stuffing
- are people that lazy BOM!
- excuse the profanity but
- pump them full of lead
- hello? just kidding I'm not here right now, leave a message
- master and slave hard drives are racist
- I'm saving trees
- for target practice
- 2009:08 August
- throw shit at each other
- about as scientific as
- thank you, Mr. Dictionary
- I hope you get cancer
- rap is to music as
- I'd marry it if I could
- 457-55-5462
- 2009:07 July
- violence is okay but sex is not
- making me emo
- I'm not gay btw
- 2009:06 June
- sarcasm detector is broken
- it's the future, where are the flying cars?
- like it's 2009
- not enough profanities to express my
- vegetarian's nightmare IMG!
- it's past your bedtime
- crazy with a K
- because people are stupid
- like a Jerry Springer episode
- quality bitches
- back in the kitchen!
- does this make me look gay?
- be quiet, adults are talking
- it could save your life some day
- 2009:05 May
- those dern
- after saving the world
- I have to wash my eyes out
- it's not rape if you like it
- die a virgin
- gayer than Richard Simmons
- porn for the blind
- Institute for Creation Research
- very scientific
- research shows that moms want to know
- pretentious Roman numerals
- Twitter taking a shit
- because she's a woman
- fart rainbows IMG!
- tired of saving the world
- food porn
- somebody stole my kidney
- can't tell if that's sarcasm
- coffin shopping
- your favorite god
- ubiquitous under construction signs
- 2009:04 April
- boob I mean
- eat things off of her
- not while I'm eating
- you'd hit it IMG!
- you are a very sick individual
- Google It response
- does not give you superpowers
- it sounds cooler
- with that brain of yours BOM!
- just learned to swear
- giving Nigeria a bad name
- unfortunately named BOM!
- not random enough
- online medical degree
- pass the lube
- great, now that song is stuck in my head
- she throws like a girl
- 2009:03 March
- who cares? she's hot!
- I put the 'pro' in procrastination
- do my homework for me
- fuck is the greatest word ever
- like a cheap whore BOM!
- I would like to have sexual intercourse with that woman BOM!
- can't go wrong with lesbians
- you are not your post count
- her breasts are too big
- I'd hit it seal of approval
- if I wanted a lesson BOM!
- jackass of all trades
- she's pretty ugly
- well, that's depressing
- aw yeah, work it! IMG!
- wouldn't want anything to happen to your
- double digit IQ
- watch it before YouTube deletes it
- turn it into a circus show
- late to your own funeral
- so much for global warming IMG!
- kissing school
- stop dling porn -- what you say to laggers
- so many things wrong with this
- save the world mantra
- getting the gay vibe
- teacher's pet wannabe
- zooming in on her ass
- porn editor
- registered just to say
- sleazy laugh
- reconsider orientation
- okay, so I lied
- for an unlimited time only
- if I had feelings, they would be hurt
- thanks for the spoiler
- trophy friends
- more friends than Tom
- 2009:02 February
- that's how I want to go
- vegetable murderers
- she—I mean he BOM!
- oh duh moment
- 2010 sounds so futuristic
- die with style
- are you off your meds BOM!
- you forgot to take your medication BOM!
- acting tough on the Internet
- you're arguement BOM! -- irony at its best
- nothing says fuck you like
- wow, they let anyone on the Internet these days
- notavirus.exe
- 1-900-867-5309
- celebrate the end of the world
- self absorbed bloggers
- always sneeze number of times
- human recipe
- stupid tax
- Santa is Satan
- did somebody say lesbians?
- not very bright -- polite way to say "you're a dumbass"
- suing your parents
- stalk me on Twitter
- platonic gay
- holding gun sideways -- cool but unergonomic
- why don't you go outside
- hamster powered
- Greenpeace or PETA
- brain needs more RAM
- 2009:01 January
- combined IQ BOM!
- suicide do it faggot -- read the comments
- Catholic school girl -- what are you looking at me for?
- kids with cell phones
- adjusts monocle
- twirls mustache
- which one does not belong? IMG!
- cry myself to sleep -- do you need a hug?
- office prank IMG!
- ha! I get it
- without being considered gay BOM!
- them younguns BOM!
- a box of Kleenex
- Jesus Fucking H. Christ
- optional flux capacitor BOM!
- they was
- eye-rolling moment
- I can stare at it all day
- can't even read my own writing
- in a past life or something
- don't eat me IMG!
- when I'm not busy blowing things up BOM!
- your slave name
- la la la I'm not listening!
- wipe their ass with dollar bills BOM!
- need more lesbians BOM!
- porn bloopers
- sound like a jackass
- you want a cookie?
- magic underwear
- Holy Ghost the rapist
- play a real guitar
- 2008:12 December
- my brain just exploded
- Batman's voice
- call me Shirley BOM!
- secret gay
- secret lesbian
- gay flu
- tongue down their throat BOM!
- gay vibes
- schizophrenic Bluetooth users
- some big shot
- point that thing
- trying too hard
- long distance sex
- men are all alike
- get a fucking job
- we don't want to hear your life story
- she has man features
- some gay porn BOM!
- die any minute
- too complex for your tiny mind to comprehend
- funny Wi-Fi network names
- isn't it past your bedtime
- play 4'33'
- battery operated friend
- ribbed for his pleasure
- too sexy to display -- ego too big to display
- reality porn
- versatility of the word fuck
- I'll suck your dick -- Dacian catamite
- who cares about Africa
- PhD in ass kicking BOM! -- sure beats one in philosophy
- tastes like ass
- have too much money
- fun for the whole family
- oh my lawd; praise the lawd; good lawd; lawd have mercy; lawdy lawd; lawd jesus; lawd almighty; thank you lawd
- cracks knuckles
- end soapbox
- end rant -- close bracket
- you may start drooling
- 2008:11 November
- eager to get naked
- evil meat eaters
- choreplay
- the I told you so moment
- he flosses too!
- cheese-o-meter
- someone's been reading
- I feel so rejected
- read Nietszche
- fuck anything that moves BOM!
- wipe drool BOM!
- done drooling
- all Asians know kung fu BOM!
- well, that was embarrassing
- ripoff of a ripoff
- just resting my eyes
- Africa is a country
- what is the capital of Africa
- gravitationally challenged -- X-Tremely Big Boned
- recycled crap -- Hollywood and Electronics Art's staple
- toothpaste for trick or treaters
- 2008:04 April
- I'd like to...her...if you know what I mean BOM! -- my apologies
- I'd like to...her...if you catch my drift
- 2008:05 May
- catching the gay BOM! -- may cause appreciation for the color pink
- 2008:02 February
- how many times were you dropped on your head as a baby BOM!
- 2007:01 January
- Jesus fan club -- I can't stand them neither
- Monster Cable ripoff -- cost its weight in gold
- 0g trans fat
- not getting a Dell
- More Doctors Smoke Camels
- ebay A pluses -- "witty and insightful A+++++"
- too good looking
- atheist who prays -- paradoxical hypocrisy?
- 2006
- Atheist Heaven -- nothingness
- sensational headlines -- hah, made you read
- Greenland's name -- Iceland is greener than Greenland?!
- public service announcement -- The More You Know ~*
- Penn State or state pen -- it's a school, it's a prison, it's a university!
- Hollywood marriage -- would you like a divorce with that?
- early adopters are beta testers -- rich, foolish, or both
- Korean metrosexual -- Oh my!
- price too low to display -- come on, just add it to your cart, you don't have to BUY IT NOW
- bathroom portrait -- watch out for those MySpace angles IMG!
- sleep when I'm dead -- a resounding statement of diligence, or a Starbucks addict
- schizophrenic and so am I -- you should stop trying to be funny no you're not the boss of me
- coed showers -- an education in anatomy
- world's smallest violin -- gesture to show apathy toward another's sorrow
- you were an accident -- filial dejection
- I can quit anytime -- must keep commenting...
- pardon my French -- can you blame them for hating Americans?
- torches and pitchforks -- the classic tools of an angry mob
- White Entertainment Television -- it's not racism when Blacks do it
- fancy ketchup -- McDonald's certainly isn't a fancy restaurant
- gay marriage is a happy marriage -- as all marriages should be
- she sells seashells by the seashore -- pianist real fast
- have something in my eye -- the speaker figuratively emotes sadness
- ending a sentence with a preposition -- what are they getting at?
- magnifying glass and ants -- they smell quite well
- alka seltzer and seagulls -- graphic urban legend
- salt and slugs -- the salt maze is ingenious albeit sadistic
- that wasn't chicken -- a fortune cookie's late warning
- Collapse
highly contagious or widespread memes and ideas from cultural media
a sociological hazard
Politically Uncorrect
Political: - 2010:03 March
- the 90s is the new 80s
- 2010:02 February
- blue and underlined
- Happy Hallmark Day
- DRM only hurts the legitimate
- you are here IMG!
- the Googlenet
- Last Supper parody IMG!
- Intel Heater
- Google owns you
- David Caruso one liners
- 2010:01 January
- zoom and enhance
- Hollywood time travel
- Steve Jobs' ego
- we are living in the future
- glorified beta testers
- in before the lock IMG!
- the last time I watched TV
- Avatar is Pocahontas
- Uranus jokes
- Evony ads
- after HDTV
- dat ass IMG!
- new decade's resolution
- Wal-Mart of the Internet
- 2009:12 December
- decade in review
- where are the flying cars
- turn your head and cough
- American Gothic parody IMG!
- Nighthawks parody IMG!
- when memes collide IMG!
- rot26
- Skynet is stupid
- why would Skynet
- girlfriend pillow IMG!
- boyfriend pillow IMG!
- 2009:11 November
- sponge worthy
- not for the squeamish IMG!
- +1 Internets for you
- friend collector
- Google takes over the world
- FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU IMG!
- 2009:10 October
- hang in there IMG!
- egg drop IMG!
- literal music video VID!
- dons flame retardant suit
- YouTube nazis
- three wolf moon
- Imma let you finish
- goddamn particle
- 2009:09 September
- Trolltunga IMG!
- lmgtfy is rude
- Twitter voyeurism
- 2009:07 July
- youtube comments are the
- why does Skynet want to kill people?
- old as the Internet
- Mewtwo Tentacool Aerodactyl
- kayak across the Pacific Ocean IMG!
- 2009:06 June
- oh snap! IMG!
- the beta excuse
- detect win in this sector
- Final Fantasy XXIII
- 2009:05 May
- post ending in number
- you da man IMG!
- Twitter is a fad
- it was all a dream ending
- 2009:04 April
- Skinemax
- Hope poster parody IMG!
- Objection! IMG!
- legalize it IMG!
- Top Gun homoerotic
- monorail! monorail! monorail!
- at first I was like IMG!
- ಠ_à²
- under construction IMG!
- 2009:03 March
- OBEY IMG!
- Twitter is the new RSS
- dark and stormy night
- Apple Tax
- Solitaire effect == cascading windows appearance when a program freezes up
- evolution IMG!
- flying toaster IMG!
- go ahead and mod me down -- reverse psychology
- six degrees Kevin Bacon
- tl;dr -- too long; didn't read
- nekokoneko IMG!
- a train leaves New York
- Internet Exploder
- NetCraft confirms
- Richard Alpert G-Man
- Hadouken IMG!
- Herbal Essences VID!
- kill the cheerleader, save the show
- Joe Chemo
- volcano science fair project
- mission drive within everything
- 2009:02 February
- Downfall parodies VID!
- ass to ass
- Parasite Hilton
- Jobs is Apple
- what Wikipedia says, goes
- Jennifer Connelly on a pier
- oh shi- IMG!
- party hard IMG!
- brainss IMG!
- the kid in The Day the Earth Stood Still
- it's always New York that gets destroyed
- fail whale
- ^H^H^H^H^H BOM!
- Chuck Norris IMG!
- adds 10 pounds
- Kodak moment IMG!
- if you don't forward this
- take it off! take it off! IMG!
- monkey award
- pew pew IMG!
- reaction video VID!
- i can haz IMG!
- struck by lightning
- getting hit by a bus
- you're pretty much fucked IMG!
- Holy Shit This is awesome IMG!
- Gay Test IMG!
- SWF porn IMG!
- subliminal messages IMG!
- Evian spelled backward
- upside down text
- 2009:01 January
- Google knows too much
- black thumb
- I demand a recount
- Sofa King IMG!
- HDR fad
- whambulance IMG! -- whine ambulance
- we're being hailed
- one paragraph per page
- first post!
- celebrity sunglasses IMG!
- you broke the internet
- you insensitive clod
- Dark City, eXistenZ, The Matrix, The Thirteenth Floor -- coincidentally-released reality-questioning movies
- fixed that for you
- download the Internet
- after the jump
- YouTube killed the video star
- pull a Jar Jar Binks
- Big Fish + Forrest Gump + The Notebook = Benjamin Button
- M dollar sign -- Micro$oft Windoze
- duuuude
- 2008:12 December
- Carl Sagan Agent Smith
- less than three
- Burn After Watching
- Linux distros -- humorous codeword for pirated digital content
- and nothing of value was lost
- Paul W.S. Anderson should die
- Bush shoe IMG!
- delicious cake IMG!
- speed holes
- learn to google
- Fresh Prince roll
- sticky keyboard
- in before
- full retard
- did you mean
- Google is the Internet
- lead farmer
- what yeah okay
- layeth the smacketh
- candy ass
- hailing frequencies open
- citation needed
- 2008:11 November
- double you tee eff IMG! -- letters pronounced for emphasis on absurdity
- 2012 is the new Y2K
- cheese with your whine?
- Crash affirmative action Oscar
- SearchWiki Experts Exchange
- overused trailer music
- last person to post wins
- Sarah Jessica Parker horse-faced
- Julia Roberts horse-faced
- adowable IMG!
- slutty Hoshi
- Mel Gibson is crazy
- automagically
- Inappropriate for All Ages
- 2012 December 21
- still alive
- Jedi mind trick
- Butt-Head Astronomer
- quantum means small
- mini me
- combo breaker
- daymn
- eleventy one
- 2007:11 November
- from the internet IMG!
- FAIL IMG!
- ZERG RUSH IMG!
- kekeke
- desu IMG!
- picture unrelated IMG!
- nom nom nom IMG!
- lol wut IMG!
- you're doing it wrong IMG!
- mind fuck IMG!
- shit bricks IMG!
- man the harpoons IMG!
- Rule 34 IMG!
- moar IMG!
- do want IMG!
- do not want IMG!
- I'll just leave this here IMG!
- DO IT FAGGOT IMG!
- kill it with fire IMG!
- this faggotry
- motivational poster; motivation; demotivational; demotivation IMG!
- 2007:08 August
- doesn't change facial expressions
- 2007:01 January
- FCKGW
- asdf
- CDEFGAB
- fail at life
- Fukui-san -- Yes, Ohta?
- what the gay
- 2006
- AMD Inside
- Library of Congresses
- big buckin chicken -- Fucking Big
- he's a nigger -- don't heckle Kramer
- crapple -- what could it possibly mean?
- that's no Bond -- Brosnan 3+4 Ever
- robin laid an egg -- this must have won a Grammy
- put The Simpsons out of its misery
- Year of the Linux Desktop
- Intel Celery -- industrially known as Intel Celeron
- IBM deathstar -- hard drive line Deskstar is recognized for its fatal unreliability
- it's a trap IMG! -- Admiral Ackbar's insightful response to emerging Imperial fighters; used as sexual reference to individuals of dubious age or gender
- Toilet Boll -- Uwe Boll, the unrelenting film producer on video games, also known as rapist of beloved childhood memories
- that's racist -- sarcastic response to something seemingly racist
- that's brokeback -- that thing is of overt homosexuality
- where is your god now? IMG!
- it plays Doom -- a geek benchmark for computer hardware
- it runs Linux -- a geekier version of the above
- leet sauce -- somehow, that sounds delicious
- America Offline -- very apt during the dial-up days
- 200?
- Frostmourne hungers
- omfg IMG!
- wtf IMG!
- lol IMG!
- owned; pwned IMG!
- 80x15 Antipixel buttons
- 350x20 Userbar IMG!
- iPod pyramid scheme
- Murder Death Kill
- Wonderbread Girl IMG! -- an unofficial and lucrative mascot?
- Fanta Shokata VID!
- Dobby Gollum
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politics phrases with humor, commentary, or criticism with an antinationalistic tone
this subtitle has been censored
Best Taken in Small Doses
Philosophical: - 2010:03 March
- 2010:02 February
- buy a politician
- doesn't matter if global warming
- 2010:01 January
- Bush stigma
- just buy Haiti
- China is the new Soviet Union
- starving executives
- beautocracy
- why aren't they called European Americans
- 2009:12 December
- it's a free country
- annex Canada
- need another World War
- homosexuals are not pedophiles
- 2009:11 November
- people with guns kill people
- healthcare is evil
- pro-abortion or anti-abortion
- 2009:10 October
- repeal DST
- cruel and usual
- polyticks
- fuck political correctness
- the media is stupid
- rich old white guys
- history is whitewashed
- 2009:09 September
- Americans and geography
- perversion of communism
- inventing better ways to kill people
- 2009:07 July
- blood of the earth
- 2009:06 May
- Allies of Evil
- Islamophobic US
- 2009:05 May
- in this economy
- because we're the good guys
- 2009:04 April
- ze Americans BOM!
- swine flu hysteria
- support our troops, bring them home IMG!
- 2009:03 March
- mental stimulus package
- it's all the economy's fault
- Internet President
- Obama can do no wrong
- World War III here we come
- The American Nightmare
- Hope and Change™
- golden parachute IMG!
- those crazy Americans
- 2009:02 February
- repressed Americans
- the Bush name BOM!
- illusion of change
- pledge allegiance to the earth
- terrorist fist jab
- instead of building bombs
- Palin/Wurzelbacher 2012
- 2009:01 January
- Obama will make everything better
- zomg recession
- Bush scapegoat
- selling Obama
- FDR 2.0
- Bill of Rights: Void Where Prohibited by Law
- root password to the government
- come home in a box
- Alfred E. Bush IMG!
- Uncle Obama wants you!
- separation of corporation and state
- Obama greatest president ever -- let's see how this goes
- Mr. President...
- Madam President
- The Black House
- Cheney puppet
- Bush good riddance
- Obama's burden
- proud to be an American (again)
- to run a country
- Obama Second Coming
- in the name of 9/11 BOM!
- Obama like he's god or something
- Christian-dominated nation
- Bush's foreign policy God
- 2008:12 December
- end of an error
- first biracial president
- fat cats in Washington
- America is a nation of immigrants
- Obamarama
- President Osama -- it was a typo, I mean it!
- Black Panther vs KKK
- The Obama Nation or an obamanation?
- Obama Osama confusion BOM!
- Uncle Barack
- friends in Washington
- Obamassiah
- Obama closet atheist
- the Blacks are taking over BOM! -- alive and well in America
- scandalgate -- political scandal suffix
- 2008:11 November
- Obamaism
- of course it's about race
- left-right politics
- protesters think they're so
- 51st state
- Bush avenges his father BOM!
- in the name of democracy
- Uncle Ben's Condoleezza Rice
- you liberals/conservatives BOM! -- so much hate
- Bush sympathizer
- The New New Deal
- Democratic takeover
- goodbye GOP
- save us Obama
- Obama male Oprah
- Obama is Vulcan
- Obama being assassinated BOM!
- MLK and JFK combined
- the new JFK
- fried chicken, watermelon, and Obama BOM!
- everybody loves Barack
- Obamania
- if Obama wins, downfall of America BOM!
- if ya smell what Barack is cookin
- America got a fever, and the only prescription is more Obama
- Obama is overrated
- The Obama Effect
- Barackstar
- can't stop Barack
- Obama bandwagon
- what kind of change exactly
- Obama bin Biden
- Obama, Biden, Osama bin Laden
- Barack Hussein Obama
- 21st Century President
- well done, America
- what you can thank Bush for BOM!
- Proposition 8 anti-miscegenation laws
- Proposition Hate
- I am a proud conservative liberal
- pro-America areas
- Joe where are you
- McCain is an honorable man
- Obama hath wept BOM!
- et tu McCain
- race card IMG!
- if Sarah Palin were ugly
- party of God
- Paylin
- McBush; McSame
- Sic Semper Tyrannis
- we only have one earth
- Citizen Murdoch
- American war machine
- Christofascist
- Guns N Bibles
- Bible, guns, and NASCAR BOM!
- Islamophobia
- saying socialism like it's a bad thing
- Obama is anti gun -- must be the reason why the gunshops were flocked after November 5
- Socialist Scare
- omg socialism -- Socialism is the new Communism
- socialism for the rich
- Regressive Conservative -- since liberals are progressive...
- excuse my American
- partisan wing nut job
- political pejoratives -- demorats; democrap; lieberal; libertard; libtard; republitard; conservatard; conservadrone
- 2008:10 October
- Wall Street Main Street
- tricklenomics
- 2007:11 November
- War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength, Patriot Act
- 2007:09 September
- Muslim means terrorist BOM!
- 2007:02 February
- Faux News -- Fairly Unbalanced, We Deceive You Believe
- 2007:01 January
- why do people drive SUVs?
- American prude
- bet you voted for Bush BOM! -- Twice.
- 2006
- Osama bin Who -- forgotten but not gone
- In Jesus We Trust
- Curious George Bush -- undenial resemblance IMG!
- 2008 yet -- his comedic value will be truly be missed
- Fuhrer Bush -- sieg heil!
- choke on a pretzel -- Mr. Bush's forgotten assassin
- oil is thicker than blood -- doubleplustrue
- with us or against us -- doctrine of cowboy diplomacy
- war of terror -- who isn't terrified of war?
- Africa the bright continent -- the sun is blazing there
- one fingered victory salute
- Nader regrets
- Collapse
phrases in psychology, philosophy, and life
I think therefore I get depressed
It's a Touchy Subject
Relational: - 2010:03 March
- 2010:02 February
- your god is not my god
- IQ tests measure how well
- 2010:01 January
- fuck the critics
- life is a self fulfilling prophecy
- no expectations, no disappointments
- if we didn't reinvent the wheel
- sometimes silence is better
- time is never on your side
- perfection is a process
- all we can do is laugh
- 2009:12 December
- afterlife meme
- want it because can't have it
- don't say it, show it
- a trouble shared
- the search is more fulfilling than the finding
- what do you see when you look in the mirror
- more important than intelligence
- we are biological robots
- all prophets are false
- daily existential crises
- used same as piracy
- are we alone
- cause its own extinction
- reverse engineer the human brain
- from a single celled organism
- more intelligent than itself
- right and wrong are human
- insurance is gambling
- more suicides
- 2009:11 November
- I have lived for X days
- a life of regrets
- make your choice and live with it
- 2009:10 October
- been playing god since
- give life another chance
- don't want to live, don't want to die
- prisoner of my own
- because others say so
- Denial Anger Bargaining Depression Acceptance
- the power of words
- don't know how much you miss something until it's gone
- 2009:09 September
- humans are not the only
- language belongs to those who use it
- atheism shouldn't even be a word
- beyond the realm of science
- the Earth doesn't need saving
- originality does not exist
- people rarely say what they feel
- susceptible to religion
- self help is no help
- welcome to the human condition
- 2009:08 August
- the Protestant Christian god
- no such thing as IQ
- Bible broken telephone
- intolerant of stupidity
- 2009:07 July
- do something better with your life
- we're all just... in a
- bite sized culture
- 2009:06 June
- die without regrets
- where humanity is heading
- fine tuned to the universe
- don't know how to appreciate
- revenge is not justice
- find your niche
- no such thing as inner beauty
- 2009:05 May
- don't ask don't tell atheist
- Goddunit
- no such thing as a missing link
- climate is always changing
- whoever wrote the Bible
- blame the Devil
- blame Satan
- marketing God
- funerals are for the living
- you can't catch a cold
- 2009:04 April
- sorry means you won't do it again
- women objectify themselves
- things aren't made to last anymore
- 2009:03 March
- God isn't the only god
- thank you for thanking me
- shit, I'm old
- no feelings to hurt
- piracy and price vicious cycle
- tell me about your mother
- the Internet becomes self aware
- not meant for this world
- ability to make quick decisions
- the how, not the why
- say thank you instead of sorry -- thank you for your time vs sorry for taking your time
- failure of a human being
- the mistakes of others
- blaming the medium
- teachers are people
- humans are very predictable
- percentages are meaningless without
- as long as it works
- pro-life pro-suffering
- the good doctor Nitschke
- 2009:02 February
- a third of your life
- is it art if no one sees it?
- a human is made, not born
- humans like to think...
- life is happening right now
- all humans are liars
- language of the universe
- watching flowers bloom
- tell someone's gender from their writing
- money can buy some happiness
- god is what you make of it
- 2009:01 January
- copyright paradox
- paradox of technology
- illusion of the self
- there is no self
- evolution is a fact of life
- personality type is a self-fulfilling prophecy
- save the best for first
- simulated death
- atheism is not a rejection
- expect no gratitude
- bad reviews are good
- indifferent universe
- what's wrong with nipples
- Jesus would be ashamed
- 2008:12 December
- if it's possible, it will happen
- avoid pain, seek pleasure
- Hitler was human
- it's the message, not who said it
- black and white thinking
- breasts are for babies
- reasons to get up in the morning
- being right and wrong at the same time
- foot in the door in the face
- the art of dying
- empty freedom -- feeling of purposelessness after being freed from obligation
- religion is the blind leading the blind
- Intelligent Design is not a theory
- dying the day you were born
- using tradition as an excuse
- 2008:11 November
- it's not stealing if nothing is taken
- always someone better than you
- respect for life
- religion exists because
- alien civilizations destroy themselves before contact BOM!
- God is just testing you
- messed up in the head
- people believe what they want to believe
- sense of self-worth
- realization of a dream
- judged by your actions
- visual learner
- my expiration date
- fourth dimension is not time
- 2008:09 September
- asantaclausist; aleprechaunist; aunicornist BOM!
- 2007:04 April
- Kant's a cunt
- 2007:01 January
- life is suffering
- without purpose
- reading my own biography
- someone else will do it mentality
- life is a game
- flashback attack
- 2006
- everyone was born an atheist
- price of intelligence
- intelligence is a curse
- read the dictionary for fun
- the world is my country
- my race is human
- dream log
- which god?
- for the sake of living
- conversation with myself
- quit life
- simple minds think alike
- there's no god damn god god damn it
- thank god for atheism
- life is a terminal disease
- meaningless existence
- religion is a tool
- illusion of free will
- nothing is unnatural
- everything is natural
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relationship, love, the sexes, human bonding
if you know what I mean
Quoth the Raven
Quotation: - 2010:03 March
- 2010:02 February
- sexism goes both ways
- 2010:01 January
- 2009:12 December
- unwittingly fall in love
- religion was created by men
- 2009:11 November
- 2009:10 October
- 2009:09 September
- spend the rest of my life with
- 2009:07 July
- destined to be alone
- it sucks to be a woman
- 2009:06 June
- incapable of loving anyone
- I thought we had something special
- 2009:05 May
- I want it to be special
- 2009:04 April
- looking for friendship, maybe more
- 2009:03 March
- I don't want to jeopardize our friendship
- ready to give up everything
- don't get attached
- I (brain) you
- 2009:02 February
- two months salary
- 2009:01 January
- newly divorced
- communication, communication, communication
- why do people cheat
- non-reproductive sex
- love a man/woman in uniform
- 2008:12 December
- long walks on the beach
- made for each other
- not meant for each other
- mixed messages
- playing cupid
- surrogate boyfriend/girlfriend
- boy/girl trouble
- be my Romeo/Juliet -- and die together~
- Ctrl+F soulmate
- first time
- inherently bisexual
- do it out of love
- marry whomever
- 2008:11 November
- dump his/her ass BOM!
- unsolicited love
- Just Divorced
- 2007:01 January
- Valentine Conspiracy BOM! -- brought to you by the Hallmark Godiva FTD cartel
- check please -- it didn't go so well
- trisexual -- swing many ways
- nice is bad -- bad is good
- forbidden fruit
- just a friend
- 2006
- never settle
- ex-gay -- "I just have to suppress it"
- true love exists in...
- one-sided love
- in love with an image
- friend trap
- let's just be friends BOM! -- ouch
- love shy -- as pathetic as it sounds
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excerpted quotes from fictional media and Internet postings
frankly, my dear...
Leet Haxor
Find: - 2010:03 March
- For three games, for an entire decade, we've been fighting to contain or expand this omnipresent, unstoppable, world-consuming plague that is tiberium. And suddenly, the threat is just gone. Done. Vanished. It's as if after all the millions of dollars put into finding a cure of cancer, AIDS, and obesity, someone discovers we can cure all three of them by drinking urine. ~~ Nahilus [2010/03/02 forums.commandandconquer.com]
- 2010:02 February
- 2010:01 January
- 2009:12 December
- Tan lines are awesome. It's like someone took a highlighter to the good parts. ~~ Furious George [2008/10/01 upstandingfuckingcitizens.com]
- 2009:11 November
- 2009:10 October
- we die a little more
- it's a UNIX system! I know this!
- break the Prozac in half
- 2009:09 September
- WARNING: IF YOUR SPANISH TEACHER ASKS IF IT'S OKAY TO MOLESTAR YOU...SAY NO! ~~ Mr. Manzi [2007/05/16 urbandictionary.com]
- Why do atheists believe in imaginary numbers but not God? ~~ Your Future Boss [2009/08/06 answers.yahoo.com]
- 2009:07 July
- never let them see you bleed
- all wars are civil wars
- music to drown by
- 2009:06 June
- When looked at in an intellectually honest way, life is hardly a blessing. It's characterized by suffering and injustice. But there's no real alternative. You either live the life you're given or die and fade into nothingness. So, for lack of better idea, most people keep living. And to make themselves feel good about it, they decieve themselves into making life seem better than it really is. ~~ Subconsciousless [2008/09/23 answers.yahoo.com]
- 2009:05 May
- what the holy fuck the shits larger than life i dont want to have to decide between looking at the upper or lower quadrant of her nipple. ~~ Picasso on HD porn [2009/03/16 fohguild.org]
- It is far better to use words people understand. Often people in power are using the words because they want to feel self important. It is not right that voters should suffer because of some official's ego. ~~ Marie Clair [2008/11/03 news.stv.tv]
- At best it looks like a way to share spontaneous brain dumps with mates, at worst it seems like a pathetic attempt at social closeness between a bunch of strangers you wouldn't even look at if you bumped into them. ~~ Black Sabbath on Twitter [2009/05/05 slashdot.org]
- 2009:04 April
- think of this when you smoke tobacco
- Yeah but this is supposed to be kind of a macho film, and dudes don't just stand in front of mirrors with their briefs on so their superior officer can appear to get ready to push in his stool... ~~ sargesmash on a scene in Top Gun [2008/07/26 imdb.com]
- scalpel, sponge, magic wand
- tremble, mortals, and despair
- 2009:03 March
- all I've done my whole life is be pretty
- thinking makes it so
- The Irish space agency are planning a mission to the Sun. To make sure the astronauts don't get burned they plan to land at night. ~~ charcinders [2009/03/16 answers.yahoo.com]
- ritualistically shaved my testicles
- Men, is it "gay" to swallow your own semen? How many of you do it? ~~ REally [2008/10/03 topix.com]
- Your state after death is exactly the same as it was before you were born. The "nothingness" is nothing to fear, as you have already been there before. It's not like you're going to be conscious or aware of some dreadful silence and blackness around you. It's very difficult for a human being to imagine a state of "non-existence" since we all evolved with a deeply ingrained instinct for self-preservation, but that's what you need to do. Death is a welcome end to a life that has served it's purpose, a consummation devoutly to be desired. Pain is actually far more to be feared, and life provides plenty of that. ~~ Logic316 [2008/04/07 answers.yahoo.com]
- 2009:02 February
- Actually I really believe that if suicide was easy everyone would kill himself at some point of his life and humanity would extinct. ~~ Bitula2 [2004/08/31 ephilosopher.com]
- deserve neither liberty nor safety
- extraordinary claims
- pretty girl for an hour
- 2009:01 January
- already have a pussy
- makes the whole world blind
- I see millions and millions of stars
- weird mark next to my A
- moment to deliberate
- black and white, clear as crystal
- this is turning into a real marriage
- when I get out of here, I'm gonna have you fired
- That's right, every time you use a Kleenex tissue, you are blowing away ancient forests. ~~ Greenpeace Organization [2008 greenpeace.org]
- how's that for a punch line
- Kansas is going bye bye
- I will never come across another female such as this one. She is not just a mere human, but an entity, one which I will cherish on my hard drive. And if I should ever live to see the day I so much as eat dinner, no, sit next to her, I will have to shoot myself square in the medula, because nothing in my life could be any better, and I would have no other reason to live. ~~ Dyka on Reina Nakamata [2006/04/19 scanlover.com]
- I pardon you
- a shell that can actually be fired
- what plants crave
- insect or man, death should always be painless
- when you have to shoot, shoot
- you don't have to pass an IQ test
- 2008:12 December
- look at you, a pathetic creature
- You are wrong about proof of GOD. That is only an opinion. Santa claus is made up unless you have seen him!!! santa claus is actually satan,only spelled differently You must have faith that GOD is. Following the crowd gives you what you have. And thats that you have no proof that he doesn't exsists. But i do. ~~ im gone!!! [2008/08/23 answers.yahoo.com]
- I need your clothes
- I'm walkin' here
- even when I lie
- the best diplomat I know
- Supernintendo Chalmers
- 2008:11 November
- we both screw people for money
- Soylent Green day
- everybody in here's innocent
- President-elect Obama will likely become the first Muslim President, and may use the Koran to be sworn into office at his inauguration on January 20, 2009 ~~ Conservapedia editor [2008/11/05 conservapedia.com]
- 2008:10 October
- She;s had like 7 kids. Her vagina could probably hide a football. She would make a better drug mule than a Vice President source lost [answers.yahoo.com]
- half alive, mostly dead
- 2008:05 May
- they stay the same age
- 2008:04 April
- Agnostics are just atheists who think they are special and ecclectic. It's fashionable to say you're an agnostic nowadays. source lost [answers.yahoo.com]
- 2008:03 March
- rolflmao..kissing was an european invention *speechless* ..i guess fucking was invented by the missionaries source lost [answers.yahoo.com]
- 2007:12 December
- when I feel completely unoriginal
- 2007:04 April
- gentlemen, this is about combat
- When I was in the Philippines, we were taught a saying, “Green means ‘go.’ Yellow means ‘go faster.’ And red means ‘go anyway.’” ~~ JoeFuel [2006/06/21 tetherdcow.com]
- 2007:01 January
- among the creatures of the night
- I is black
- it's in my nature
- it even has a watermark
- I tried to cook a little
- return some videotapes
- I use a water activated gel cleanser
- Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done
- 2006
- me fail English? that's unpossible -- Ralph's self-assuring comment
- tread on my dreams
- not without incident -- Preston's last line before he pistol-massacres some dozens armed guards
- did my pin get in the way of your ass --
- derelick my own balls -- one of Derek's many awkward ripostes
- a center for ants -- at least three times bigger
- ridiculously good looking -- breaking the beauty meter
- so hot right now -- it's that damn Obama!
- taking crazy pills -- looked like he did when he said that
- piano key necktie -- ingenious invention by the fashion mogul Mugatu
- I need a lift in your el truck-o to the next town-o -- Brad Pitt's take at Spanglish
- I would like to thank the academy -- gratitude said at the Academy Awards
- expiration date 10000 years -- Cop 223's hope for the memory of his girlfriend
- don't cry for me I'm already dead -- Barney's lamentation as he succumbs to alcoholism
- as intelligence goes up -- Lisa's presentation on the inverse correlation between intelligence and happiness in her one of many graphs
- reign in hell than serve in heaven -- Paradise Lost, Milton
- invented the question mark -- Dr. Evil's father's outrageous claim
- beaten with an ugly stick -- Austin's opinion on a transvestite, surprisingly "ugly stick" is a real instrument
- it's a schooner -- reference to Ethan Suplee's inability to view a stereogram in Mallrats
- always have an escape plan -- Q's provident advice to Bond
- this is my heart, and it's broken -- explanation
- uncomfortable silences -- Mia's slick conversation with Vincent
- 200?
- There are four types of women in the world: gif, jpeg, png, and bmp source lost
- Bill made it famous
- moo moo! moo-moo moo... moo, moo-moo moo.
- don't shoot, I'm a human!
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find metatagged information and files
search engine pessimization
- 2009:06 June
- you are now leaving
- 2009:05 May
- 2009:04 April
- 2009:03 March
- We couldn't find any jobs for
- 2008:12 December
- New Page 1
- Your search did not match any documents -- finds unique search queries
- Untitled-1.psd IMG! -- Photoshop's default saved filename
- Clipboard01 IMG! -- IrfanView's default clipboard-pasted image filename, finds desktop screenshots
- Thank you for registering -- many forums' default registration email
- your password is -- finds ways institutions default their users' identities
- visitor number -- an ancient and still popular feature of the web
- Test Answer Key -- finds educational quick facts, or your homework if you're lucky
- 2008:06 June
- DSC00001 IMG! -- Sony digital cameras' default filename format, finds personal photos
- 2008:05 May
- untitled.bmp IMG! -- Microsoft Paint's default saved filename, finds miscellaneous images
- Untitled Document -- many programs' default saved filename, finds unfinished webpages
- 2007:04 April
- mailto -- a more business oriented search than below
- NOSPAM -- heh
- at gmail dot com -- pity, pity, I suppose the popularity of this obfuscation method is because many people imitate without questioning its effectiveness, replace after "at" the email provider's website to find others
- 2007:03 March
- Index of -- a quick way to find files, the results are Apache server directories
- 2006
- Winamp Generated Playlist -- finds music playlists, add a song name to the search to see how popular it is
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Published on Monday 10 November 2008 by Drant
