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Clash of Cultures
Cultural: - 2013:04 April
- 2013:03 March
- bright career in politics
- 2013:02 February
- suicide rate Valentine
- inferior female brain
- cellmate Bubba
- I know it's not a real word
- who else's opinion would it be
- 2013:01 January
- that's your excuse for everything
- there's the money shot
- have you tried kicking it
- is a liberal conspiracy
- pandas are overrated
- bad ideas department
- Einstein never said that
- 2012:12 December
- bet my left tit
- excessive use of quotation marks
- might as well be a female's ass
- do the planet a favor and
- pray to all the gods
- great now I can't stop
- insert deity here
- aim at foot
- 2012:11 November
- I didn't hear a please
- need to bleach my brain
- dishwashing simulator
- 2012:10 October
- start of a bad joke
- pretentious umlaut
- in what universe
- lamest hobby
- cleavage the size of the Grand Canyon
- would marry the shit out of
- trust someone who can't spell
- 2012:09 September
- is proof that there is no god
- no straight man will
- good idea to name
- because fuck
- guys who wrote the Bible
- misspell a few letter word
- make it out of this semester alive
- invented to torture
- either gay or a jealous female
- hit and run insult
- don't put it on your lap
- someone had to say it
- 2012:08 August
- how do you accidentally
- said nobody ever
- rumors of rumors
- my breasts are down here
- major in undecided
- why are animals so delicious
- level of not giving a fuck
- art of not giving a fuck
- 2012:07 July
- need to be burned alive
- can't even spell you're
- easiest job ever
- racist as fuck
- I hate my species
- don't be that guy
- nightmares I'll have tonight
- invest in pitchforks
- this is what happens when you let
- they grow up so fast IMG!
- teach them to swim by throwing
- suddenly it's art
- new ways to annoy
- 2012:06 June
- is their self esteem so low that
- possible to be this bad
- inner pedobear
- that's weak even for you
- time spent feeling sorry for yourself
- cue angel choir
- punch year old me in the face
- there is no bright side
- but enough about you
- because I'm not a masochist
- like a child who didn't get what it wanted
- 2012:05 May
- reading is for old people
- place in my stomach
- fetishes in one
- thank you for destroying
- OCD is in full
- seems like magic to me
- not gay at all
- 2012:04 April
- would date the shit out of her
- white man saves the day
- I'd date me
- dark matter is god
- when you gotta go masturbate
- phone makes calls too
- it won't happen to me
- racism in 3... 2... 1
- the Internet agrees with me
- if you could care less then why don't you
- gratuitous use of emoticons
- who shouts the loudest
- won't give you superpowers
- 2012:03 March
- fucked as a species
- if that isn't enough motivation
- your fault for being offended
- if anyone did that to me
- artery clogging goodness
- sex is worse than violence
- bulletproof logic right there
- bordering porn
- gotta look good when
- don't be this guy
- 2012:02 February
- Romeo is a horny teenager
- is it still cool to hate
- dollars lying around BOM!
- can't even spell lightning
- practically printing money
- lazy tax
- got it all figured out huh
- are you fucking mental
- before you burn me at the stake
- worst idea ever
- you don't need to know my last name
- train yourself not to care
- well excuse me for not wanting
- go all 1984 on us
- 2012:01 January
- how do you keep sane
- I only date humans
- confused and aroused
- asking for a lawsuit
- come back when you hit puberty
- this isn't The Onion
- thought it was The Onion
- the worst humanity has to offer
- yours for the low price of
- awkward moment when
- everything is linked to cancer
- all credibility is lost
- cool in the movies but
- pretending to be bisexual
- hate yourself for it
- he'll be back, they always come back
- as long as you don't act on it
- press the enter key once in a while
- nice planet you have here
- wrote a fucking essay
- straight to anger
- plant cruelty
- human supremacist
- 2011:12 December
- the only normal person
- spay or neuter your kids
- everything on the Internet is true
- maybe Hitler was on to something
- perks of being gay
- woman up
- keep saying that to yourself
- gays are taking over
- worst sex tape ever
- the heart attack was worth it
- what people will put up with
- slightly used condom
- why did I read that in their voice
- 2011:11 November
- what kind of apology is that
- manage to fuck things up
- it's still cool to hate
- there goes the human race
- what the reviewers were smoking
- it sucks. there I said it
- mow down cyclists
- looks like a dildo IMG!
- I am not paying dollars for a
- dear imaginary readers
- plot of Tetris
- how to not give a fuck
- 2011:10 October
- strategically placed cleavage
- nuke Jerusalem
- stealth gays
- finding things to be offended
- unless it from the future
- can't make lemonade with just lemons
- is it wrong to laugh
- hello again insecurity
- you think your life is bad
- suddenly the expert
- did I read that right
- without looking like a moron
- helmets are for sissies
- anyone who disagrees with me is an idiot
- Santa is cooler than God
- have you tried reversing the polarity
- this is how not to
- like I'm going to take advice
- for added confusion
- no it's not ironic
- cameraman with Parkinson's
- amount of cleavage
- TB of porn
- isn't going to download itself
- 2011:09 September
- women think about shopping
- you never want to hear
- ingredients you can't even pronounce
- 1. people are lazy BOM!
- canned apology
- confess your undying love
- self esteem what's that
- done feeling sorry for yourself
- less than ethical
- someone stupid enough
- everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it
- you like that don't you
- that's the Prozac talking
- it will get worse before it gets worse
- make it stop make it stop
- out of their fucking minds
- in my uninformed opinion
- dollar placebo
- do I look like a masochist
- like normal people do
- so easy it feels like cheating
- 2011:08 August
- close your eyes cover your ears
- my penis in her vagina if you know what I mean
- any century now
- you literally died
- I literally died
- get poor quick
- alpha male shit
- no such thing as big boned
- license to be an asshole
- fossils to test faith
- atheist fad
- afk suicide
- and she lived happily ever after
- the LSD Church
- 2011:07 July
- stop being so damn sensitive
- drive thru divorce
- that's not even an argument
- isn't that a girl's name
- enough about the Holocaust
- always break down after the warranty expires
- in the fantasies of many men
- balee dat
- Holocaust analogy
- eww girls
- hard drive for porn
- not talking about Mexicans
- what little faith in humanity
- stop breeding like rats
- nuke Africa
- travesty of epic proportions
- undersexed
- that's your answer to everything
- sell you shit you don't need
- cry for humanity
- heart attack just looking at it IMG!
- while sitting on my ass
- not even trying anymore
- better be made of gold
- bucks for a fucking
- serious trust issues
- ability to not give a fuck
- reeeejected
- you're a baaaaad man
- have a way of dying
- more interested in my things than me
- some serious OCD
- why would I want to follow you on Twitter
- doctor penmanship
- abuse the shit out of it
- 2011:06 June
- can't stop blinking
- bullshit with bullshit
- butchered the song
- you got it all figured out huh
- don't know what contraception is
- a question without a question mark
- to comedic effect
- I liked you better when you didn't talk
- do some fucking research
- yeah that's smart
- you know it's bad when
- here goes nothing literally
- rhyming intended
- how did that happen IMG!
- when being yourself is bad
- be less sarcastic
- some symbolic shit
- dead Jew on a stick
- worst pep talk ever
- stop reproducing so much
- religious schizophrenic
- dissatisfaction guaranteed
- your a looser
- this shithole planet
- fuck my life moment
- god this is depressing
- killing everyone you meet
- how can they fuck that up
- I disrespectfully disagree
- always scheming
- try reading a book sometime
- complete ass
- 2011:05 May
- masturbation mass murder abortion
- handsome person in the mirror
- making a killing literally
- killing your customers is bad for business
- too cool for a last name
- other people's stupidity
- more than I need to know
- fucking convenient
- three lefts make a right
- whoa too much information
- so many things right with this
- sounds gay
- your a idiot
- leave bad enough alone
- Marilyn vos Savant cure cancer
- cure cancer end world hunger
- does she come with the product
- model not included
- more depressing
- robot marriage
- this is the life IMG!
- it hurts to be right
- cures cancer too
- rolling in their future grave
- that can't be legal
- you got a license for that
- pedo vibe
- biceps are bigger than his head
- male until proven female
- sorry, okay I'm not sorry
- no your gay
- you just had to ruin it
- what did I just agree to
- miserable fuck
- asking to be raped
- free in quotes
- download porn faster
- what was god smoking
- a big fuck you
- creep factor
- a little too hands on
- insert penis here IMG!
- treat their pets better than people
- don't listen to this guy
- run out of strawmen
- and damn good at it
- lying straight to your face
- haha fuck you
- is that an erection in your pocket
- everything before the but
- word of some random
- run out of flags to burn
- fake bisexual
- lol reverse psychology
- remember kids it's only BOM!
- what do they do with all that money
- lying sack of shit
- how drunk were they when
- 2011:04 April
- why does it have to be so sexy
- travel light years just to
- attempt at sarcasm
- that does not look comfortable IMG!
- truth hurts doesn't it
- use me as fertilizer
- I thought that was sarcasm
- banned from Sunday school
- well ex-cuuuse me
- no seriously BOM!
- how to throw a tantrum
- but you promised
- you can have your precious
- never trust anyone with the accent
- ashamed for knowing what this is
- believe their own bullshit
- very loose definition
- always used sarcastically
- too dead to care
- didn't even try to hide it
- hypocrisy at its finest
- like a fangirl
- staring at me, taunting me
- preemptive I told you so
- wins any argument
- as long as they're not mine
- some poetic shit
- go back in time and abort
- there's a pill for that
- sue one's parents for being born
- sit back and watch the apocalypse
- kickassery
- descend from their ivory tower
- 2011:03 March
- thank you for existing
- ooh I'm telling
- it's their fault for being so tasty
- yeah about that BOM!
- bra on head IMG!
- oh wait that's me
- Katrina karma Hiroshima
- ACLU on your ass
- pfft, men
- you should be arrested
- and the Darwin Award goes
- rage quit life
- glad I'm not the guy
- 2011:02 February
- reincarnated as a sloth
- and think about what you just said
- is nothing sacred
- his head so far up his ass
- I'm a straight male and
- miserable atheist
- what century are we in
- what year are we living in
- it's spelled
- fucking fuckity fuck
- how is this supposed to make me want to buy
- whose ego is bigger
- if only there were two of me
- could kill someone with that
- you think they do it out of the goodness of their hearts?
- charity of myself
- if you're going to be sarcastic
- calling people trolls because
- literally bored to tears
- 2011:01 January
- sorry kids BOM!
- condoms on their heads
- pass the Kool-Aid
- take advice from someone who can't even
- I'm in lust
- coherent English sentence
- amazed how stupid people
- maybe you're just stupid
- who cares, it works
- 2010:12 December
- people who refer to themselves
- what did I do all day
- fuss over a nipple
- remotely attractive
- eh comrade
- keep it PG
- grumpy atheist
- human spell checker
- deserve to get scammed
- Twitter breakup
- what was God thinking when
- who takes it seriously anymore
- I feel dirty now
- how is this going to help me in life
- nothing better to do than sue
- high school popularity contest
- you heteros
- into fetal position
- women calling themselves girls
- seriously low standards
- stop giving terrorists ideas
- such assholes
- way to whore
- no one should be that happy
- since they have no sense of humor
- there's no A in effort
- 2010:11 November
- know when they're being screwed
- not random enough
- prehistoric porn
- how fascinating *sarcasm*
- glad I'm not a woman
- dust off my brain
- there goes my boner
- gravity defying breasts
- future pedophile
- everything looks like a penis
- why do I feel like I'm getting screwed
- butcher my name
- I want to break something
- the only thing high end
- champion of mediocrity
- without laziness we would still
- class action anyone?
- secretly wants to fuck
- just to torment
- just after the warranty expires
- graphics in real life
- have we become so lazy
- sad little man
- not the good kind
- gay takeover
- crap that Hollywood feeds
- anyone who likes Twilight
- what are you the Internet police
- slapped the word on there
- saying no offense before insulting
- I forgot my age
- I can't believe I used to watch this shit
- trying to bankrupt me
- Nazis in Israel
- KKK in Harlem
- the longest brb
- 2010:10 October
- bucks for... I don't think so
- add injury to injury
- add insult to insult
- add injury to insult
- your mom is hot
- priceless look IMG!
- psycho ex
- Valentine's Day was invented to
- busy counting money
- shameless whoring
- gratuitous lesbian
- IQ to have children
- can't take a hint
- exercising my amendment
- like dividing by zero
- sick people in this world
- too convenient
- global warming myth
- some sick game
- that's just wrong IMG!
- I'm never washing this hand again
- I watch way too much
- scantily clad females
- does that make you feel better about yourself
- time of my life well spent
- you're suffocating me
- sweet ass time
- the Bible clearly states
- pulling figures out of his ass
- Pavlov would be proud
- you have low standards
- sacks of silicone
- you made me spit
- been watching too much sci-fi
- 2010:09 September
- we already got your money
- fuck you in advance
- too many people on this earth
- polite flame war
- paragraphs use them
- ever heard of paragraphs
- learn to use paragraphs
- rape, pillage, then burn
- deity bless you
- should have paid more attention in class
- forgot you existed
- tuna safe dolphin
- dollars for a fucking thing
- just more upfront about it
- the guy who invented ties
- things to watch while high
- death grip handshake
- our barbaric
- favorite sin
- go all emo on me
- 2010:08 August
- I are smart
- sarcasm impaired
- euphemisms for used
- oh did I hurt your feelings?
- everybody loves lesbians
- run out of euphemisms
- allergic to wifi
- people are stupid and lazy
- eBay extortionists
- extortionist prices
- goodbye wallet
- hoes before bros
- well excuuuse me
- way to get your ass kicked
- Canadians are just Americans
- baby dumpster
- fuck me moment
- painful to watch
- sued to oblivion
- flamed into oblivion
- 2010:07 July
- no hetero
- no homo
- I swear she was 18
- that didn't come out right
- Zeus-given right
- still no cure for cancer
- STD named after
- does that make you feel better about yourself
- I'm not going to hurt you... much
- die in the most
- actually paid for
- fashion these days
- PETA's antics
- 2010:06 June
- feel like I want to break something
- be quiet while adults are talking
- say brb and never come back
- refurbished condoms
- go all Freudian on you
- people ignore car alarms
- Red Bull gives you more than wings
- more to life than getting laid
- butt I mean but
- worst alarm clock
- like you wouldn't hit it
- daddy issues
- when the world goes to hell
- emo phase
- 2010:05 May
- Bible fiction section library
- gratuitous upskirt
- gratuitous cleavage
- no, your stupid
- going to need therapy after this
- like someone vomited
- I hope English is your second language
- naming your dog Dog
- that's how I want to go
- weep for humanity
- a pound of makeup
- can't do math
- haven't movies taught you anything
- humans taste like
- sorry arteries
- can I ask you a rhetorical question?
- 2010:04 April
- fake lesbians
- there should be a death penalty for
- upset the balance of the universe
- lol Christians
- 1-900-SUICIDE
- model not included
- no Shiite, Sherlock
- hijacked the word gay
- talk isn't cheap
- real lesbians are
- I wish I had cancer
- he's not gay he's
- hobby is sleeping
- more ways to procrastinate
- glasses make you look smarter
- saved by the bell curve
- 2010:03 March
- millionaire dropout
- oh, that's rich
- her assets
- unleaded coffee
- like the smell of their own farts
- they must've put crack in it
- there goes my childhood
- proof that God is a man
- his inflatable girlfriend
- kissing lessons
- pull a New Coke
- if I could give negative stars
- sorry, couldn't resist IMG!
- use that brain of yours
- attention span of an Internet user
- stop breeding, people
- lose not loose
- meat on her bones
- gay, literally
- copyright my DNA
- it's always the woman's fault
- a hurricane by any other name
- 2010:02 February
- my brain is overheating
- I waited years for this?!
- lay off the Photoshop
- neighbors are having sex
- napkin for drool
- not everyone lives in the US
- stages of procrastination
- this is 2010, people
- if the Mayans were so smart
- 2010:01 January
- if I wanted realism
- army of lawyers
- Psycho The Rapist
- holy Shiite
- my supercomputer
- your opinion is wrong
- capable of independent thought
- gay names
- secretly everyone's
- dead animal flesh
- pedophile glasses
- plot holes in the Bible
- MMORPG called life
- should not be allowed to reproduce
- put myself into cryostasis until
- the hoomans
- in case of an invasion
- the human garbage disposal
- is there a problem officer
- what is this guy smoking
- closet homophobe
- corn fed human
- money to light their cigars
- lighting a cigarette with BOM!
- turn women into lesbians
- turn gay men straight
- 2009:12 December
- whoever said money can't buy happiness
- always the one you least expect
- pornstar name
- omg *dies*
- that's what your mom said
- not that there's anything right with that
- thermodynamics be damned
- if men are from Mars and women are from Venus
- you simpletons
- the word free in it
- openly straight
- too hot for the Internet
- product of too much time
- you're breathing my air
- 2009:11 November
- favor and kill yourself
- but when a woman does it
- my very eager mother Pluto
- if divorce were illegal
- I'm not wearing any panties
- I can feel my brain cells dying
- I can feel my IQ dropping
- next step world domination
- people who think they know it all
- if you can't beat them, join them, then beat them
- more degrees than a thermometer
- can't tell they're trolling
- got the cancer
- wish I were aborted
- start by killing yourself
- if you can spell BOM!
- People for the Ethical Treatment of People
- secretly jealous
- walking stereotype
- reading YouTube comments
- 2009:10 October
- do you talk like that in real life
- you can't quit, I'm firing you
- tired of being right
- women aren't supposed to enjoy sex
- cyanide flavored
- it happens to the worst of us
- not that kind of doctor
- FAGS HATE GOD IMG!
- I hope you choke
- thought it'd be funny
- there's always an idiot
- atheist parade
- you're blocking the view IMG!
- a woman who can't cook
- recycle your organs
- plastic surgery ugly genes
- banned from the Internet
- leverage synergy
- turn brain off before watching
- there should be an award for
- no offense, but fuck you
- burb, fart, and sneeze at the same time
- 2009:09 September
- God said so, QED
- they're bigger than her head IMG!
- multiple page suicide note
- wearing glasses without lenses
- I can feel my arteries IMG!
- mandatory IQ test BOM!
- better than humans
- bra stuffing
- are people that lazy BOM!
- excuse the profanity but
- pump them full of lead
- hello? just kidding I'm not here right now, leave a message
- master and slave hard drives are racist
- I'm saving trees
- for target practice
- 2009:08 August
- throw shit at each other
- about as scientific as
- thank you, Mr. Dictionary
- I hope you get cancer
- rap is to music as
- I'd marry it if I could
- 457-55-5462
- 2009:07 July
- violence is okay but sex is not
- making me emo
- I'm not gay btw
- 2009:06 June
- sarcasm detector is broken
- it's the future, where are the flying cars?
- like it's 2009
- not enough profanities to express my
- vegetarian's nightmare IMG!
- it's past your bedtime
- crazy with a K
- because people are stupid
- like a Jerry Springer episode
- quality bitches
- back in the kitchen!
- does this make me look gay?
- be quiet, adults are talking
- it could save your life some day
- 2009:05 May
- those dern
- after saving the world
- I have to wash my eyes out
- it's not rape if you like it
- die a virgin
- gayer than Richard Simmons
- porn for the blind
- Institute for Creation Research
- very scientific
- research shows that moms want to know
- pretentious Roman numerals
- Twitter taking a shit
- because she's a woman
- fart rainbows IMG!
- tired of saving the world
- food porn
- somebody stole my kidney
- can't tell if that's sarcasm
- coffin shopping
- your favorite god
- ubiquitous under construction signs
- 2009:04 April
- boob I mean
- eat things off of her
- not while I'm eating
- you'd hit it IMG!
- you are a very sick individual
- Google It response
- does not give you superpowers
- it sounds cooler
- with that brain of yours BOM!
- just learned to swear
- giving Nigeria a bad name
- unfortunately named BOM!
- not random enough
- online medical degree
- pass the lube
- great, now that song is stuck in my head
- she throws like a girl
- 2009:03 March
- who cares? she's hot!
- I put the 'pro' in procrastination
- do my homework for me
- fuck is the greatest word ever
- like a cheap whore BOM!
- I would like to have sexual intercourse with that woman BOM!
- can't go wrong with lesbians
- you are not your post count
- her breasts are too big
- I'd hit it seal of approval
- if I wanted a lesson BOM!
- jackass of all trades
- she's pretty ugly
- well, that's depressing
- aw yeah, work it! IMG!
- wouldn't want anything to happen to your
- double digit IQ
- watch it before YouTube deletes it
- turn it into a circus show
- late to your own funeral
- so much for global warming IMG!
- kissing school
- stop dling porn -- what you say to laggers
- so many things wrong with this
- save the world mantra
- getting the gay vibe
- teacher's pet wannabe
- zooming in on her ass
- porn editor
- registered just to say
- sleazy laugh
- reconsider orientation
- okay, so I lied
- for an unlimited time only
- if I had feelings, they would be hurt
- thanks for the spoiler
- trophy friends
- more friends than Tom
- 2009:02 February
- that's how I want to go
- vegetable murderers
- she—I mean he BOM!
- oh duh moment
- 2010 sounds so futuristic
- die with style
- are you off your meds BOM!
- you forgot to take your medication BOM!
- acting tough on the Internet
- you're arguement BOM! -- irony at its best
- nothing says fuck you like
- do they let anyone
- wow, they let anyone on the Internet these days
- notavirus.exe
- 1-900-867-5309
- celebrate the end of the world
- self absorbed bloggers
- always sneeze number of times
- human recipe
- stupid tax
- Santa is Satan
- did somebody say lesbians?
- not very bright -- polite way to say "you're a dumbass"
- suing your parents
- stalk me on Twitter
- platonic gay
- holding gun sideways -- cool but unergonomic
- why don't you go outside
- hamster powered
- Greenpeace or PETA
- brain needs more RAM
- 2009:01 January
- combined IQ BOM!
- suicide do it faggot -- read the comments
- Catholic school girl -- what are you looking at me for?
- kids with cell phones
- adjusts monocle
- twirls mustache
- which one does not belong? IMG!
- cry myself to sleep -- do you need a hug?
- office prank IMG!
- ha! I get it
- without being considered gay BOM!
- them younguns BOM!
- a box of Kleenex
- Jesus Fucking H. Christ
- optional flux capacitor BOM!
- they was
- eye-rolling moment
- I can stare at it all day
- can't even read my own writing
- in a past life or something
- don't eat me IMG!
- when I'm not busy blowing things up BOM!
- your slave name
- la la la I'm not listening!
- wipe their ass with dollar bills BOM!
- need more lesbians BOM!
- porn bloopers
- sound like a jackass
- you want a cookie?
- magic underwear
- Holy Ghost the rapist
- play a real guitar
- 2008:12 December
- my brain just exploded
- Batman's voice
- call me Shirley BOM!
- secret gay
- secret lesbian
- gay flu
- tongue down their throat BOM!
- gay vibes
- schizophrenic Bluetooth users
- some big shot
- point that thing
- trying too hard
- long distance sex
- men are all alike
- get a fucking job
- we don't want to hear your life story
- she has man features
- some gay porn BOM!
- die any minute
- too complex for your tiny mind to comprehend
- funny Wi-Fi network names
- isn't it past your bedtime
- play 4'33'
- battery operated friend
- ribbed for his pleasure
- too sexy to display -- ego too big to display
- reality porn
- versatility of the word fuck
- I'll suck your dick -- Dacian catamite
- who cares about Africa
- PhD in ass kicking BOM! -- sure beats one in philosophy
- tastes like ass
- have too much money
- fun for the whole family
- oh my lawd; praise the lawd; good lawd; lawd have mercy; lawdy lawd; lawd jesus; lawd almighty; thank you lawd
- cracks knuckles
- end soapbox
- end rant -- close bracket
- commence drooling
- you may start drooling
- 2008:11 November
- eager to get naked
- evil meat eaters
- choreplay
- the I told you so moment
- he flosses too!
- cheese-o-meter
- someone's been reading
- I feel so rejected
- read Nietszche
- fuck anything that moves BOM!
- wipe drool BOM!
- done drooling
- all Asians know kung fu BOM!
- well, that was embarrassing
- ripoff of a ripoff
- just resting my eyes
- Africa is a country
- what is the capital of Africa
- gravitationally challenged -- X-Tremely Big Boned
- recycled crap -- Hollywood and Electronics Art's staple
- toothpaste for trick or treaters
- 2008:04 April
- I'd like to...her...if you know what I mean BOM! -- my apologies
- I'd like to...her...if you catch my drift
- 2008:05 May
- catching the gay BOM! -- may cause appreciation for the color pink
- 2008:02 February
- how many times were you dropped on your head as a baby BOM!
- 2007:01 January
- Jesus fan club -- I can't stand them neither
- Monster Cable ripoff -- cost its weight in gold
- 0g trans fat
- not getting a Dell
- More Doctors Smoke Camels
- ebay A pluses -- "witty and insightful A+++++"
- too good looking
- atheist who prays -- paradoxical hypocrisy?
- 2006
- Atheist Heaven -- nothingness
- sensational headlines -- hah, made you read
- Greenland's name -- Iceland is greener than Greenland?!
- public service announcement -- The More You Know ~*
- Penn State or state pen -- it's a school, it's a prison, it's a university!
- Hollywood marriage -- would you like a divorce with that?
- early adopters are beta testers -- rich, foolish, or both
- Korean metrosexual -- Oh my!
- price too low to display -- come on, just add it to your cart, you don't have to BUY IT NOW
- bathroom portrait -- watch out for those MySpace angles IMG!
- sleep when I'm dead -- a resounding statement of diligence, or a Starbucks addict
- schizophrenic and so am I -- you should stop trying to be funny no you're not the boss of me
- coed showers -- an education in anatomy
- world's smallest violin -- gesture to show apathy toward another's sorrow
- you were an accident -- filial dejection
- I can quit anytime -- must keep commenting...
- pardon my French -- can you blame them for hating Americans?
- torches and pitchforks -- the classic tools of an angry mob
- White Entertainment Television -- it's not racism when Blacks do it
- fancy ketchup -- McDonald's certainly isn't a fancy restaurant
- gay marriage is a happy marriage -- as all marriages should be
- she sells seashells by the seashore -- pianist real fast
- have something in my eye -- the speaker figuratively emotes sadness
- ending a sentence with a preposition -- what are they getting at?
- magnifying glass and ants -- they smell quite well
- alka seltzer and seagulls -- graphic urban legend
- salt and slugs -- the salt maze is ingenious albeit sadistic
- that wasn't chicken -- a fortune cookie's late warning
- Collapse
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a sociological hazard
Sociopolitically Incorrect
Political: - 2013:04 April
- you had one job IMG!
- 2013:03 March
- my real life avatar
- 2013:02 February
- Twilight turned vampires
- Ubuntu is too mainstream
- Windows 8 New Coke
- Korea is the new Japan
- 2013:01 January
- Lance Armstrong Harvey Dent
- D3 debacle
- transparency buzzword
- that part of the Internet again
- pretentious initials
- guns don't kill people video games do
- enlarge e-peen
- 2012:12 December
- Santa Claus is a gateway
- the next apocalypse
- the Blizzard you knew and loved
- Help A Noob Day
- need more lens flare
- conditioned 24fps film
- Windows 8 makes Vista look
- 2012:11 November
- nice try EA
- WoWification
- lingerie as armor
- soulless EA game
- every other channel is White Entertainment Television
- 2012:10 October
- grounded from the Internet
- rename Uranus
- worst cosplay IMG!
- trailer for a trailer
- journeyman troll
- punch JJ Abrams
- Lincoln wasn't a vampire hunter
- go to a restaurant to eat not
- zombies laws of thermodynamics
- 2012:09 September
- $teve Job$
- tie is the most useless
- Boringlands
- my planet needs me IMG!
- no S in Apple
- when singers could sing
- got lucky with Pulp Fiction
- Wes Anderson is a hack
- Robert Downey Jr.'s ego
- 2012:08 August
- Whedon is a hack
- sucking Joss Whedon's dick
- 2012:07 July
- only Apple could get away with
- googly eyes on anything IMG!
- better flat than fake
- like the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
- right in the childhood IMG!
- eat finger foods with chopsticks
- kill every spider I see
- plant torture
- entitlement threads
- stuff of nightmares IMG!
- 2012:06 June
- people who ask for thanks
- pet is like having a child
- kill plastic plants
- serial plant killer
- I ain't even mad IMG!
- 2012:05 May
- died with Squaresoft
- Final Fantasy is dead
- downhill after FFX
- a dramatic reading
- cars are killing machines
- Idiocracy documentary
- 95 shit Me shit Vista shit
- hover hand IMG!
- childhood ruined IMG!
- 2012:04 April
- gift cards are the worst
- Apple would patent
- trailer for a trailer
- everybody this guy has a girlfriend
- would not bang IMG!
- they told me I could be anything IMG!
- iPhone paved the way
- The Expendables 2 chest hairs
- The Expendables 2 testosterone
- once you go ergonomic keyboard
- once you go cordless mouse
- rage uninstall
- dubstep is noise
- 2012:03 March
- ads are stalking me
- blinking cursor taunting
- Mad Max here we come
- those who understand ternary
- Windows 8 will be a failure
- if you put it on the Internet
- EA are the rEApers
- parent of the year IMG!
- Notch got lucky
- Michael Bay explosion porn
- zombie fad
- soul to EA
- Mass Effect 3 ending
- living causes cancer
- burning dead dinosaurs
- Apple hype machine
- Advent Children 90 minutes of fanservice
- science fiction no more
- 2012:02 February
- drinking beer with a straw
- Brazzers logo IMG!
- AMD loyalist
- C&C4 abortion
- bigger e-peen
- piracy scapegoat
- lol Internet petitions
- 2012:01 January
- not a single fuck IMG!
- Internet is under attack
- millions of links suddenly cried out in terror
- exaggerated accent
- take YouTube for granted
- real football
- 2011:12 December
- lol in real life
- sneaky hybrids
- just PR speak
- queen is OP
- Christmas is a capitalist holiday
- beatification of Steve Jobs
- 2011:11 November
- savage shoppers
- remember when Pluto was a planet
- now that Steve Jobs is dead
- the word friend has lost
- registered just to thank
- could marry a voice
- Angry Birds suicide
- 2011:10 October
- bitch please IMG!
- successful Black man IMG!
- eggs in one basket Thailand flood
- Steve Jobs didn't invent anything
- alien invasion robot uprising zombie apocalypse
- jumped the shark jumped the shark
- I would steal a car
- Yelp mafia
- Kodak moment IMG!
- Steve Jobs Halloween
- Battlefield Call of Duty fanboys
- 2011:09 September
- you don't get what you don't pay for
- Facebook knows everything
- Inceptioned
- hard drive is the most important
- the ohhh moment
- Schrodinger killed the cat
- buy a new printer
- conveniently placed explosive barrel
- 2011:08 August
- pubic static void main
- the guy who invented Autotune
- stop naming hurricanes
- iPad is a toy
- Gates Jobs comic
- aliens advanced enough to get here
- 2011:07 July
- tennis grunt
- milk to cereal ratio
- distracted by the lyrics
- Emotional Quotient is more important
- Yahoo Answers is the worst
- there are no girl gamers
- you don't fuck with Oprah
- Monsanto Umbrella Coporation
- Gattaca required viewing
- lol religion IMG!
- pandas deserve to be extinct
- in Dr Evil's voice
- end up like Mars
- dogs were male cats were female
- dontreadme.txt
- fake list price
- rebellious phase
- skip the wedding
- 2011:06 June
- the planet doesn't need saving
- seems legit IMG!
- Christmas celebration of capitalism
- golf is a game not a sport
- never happen in real life
- what's in your clipboard
- hate tipping
- end up like Lindsay Lohan
- Sean Bean dies
- cleavage compilation
- meanwhile in America IMG!
- fanboy porn
- replying to a year old thread
- Lady Gaga attention whore
- 2011:05 May
- I'd hit it like IMG!
- dread birthdays
- cheerleader effect IMG!
- music is my friend
- Ritalin generation
- you can be too clean
- I miss Clippy
- oh my science
- PETA misanthropes
- Apple slave labor
- Dubai decadence
- not appreciated until they're dead
- tattoo regret IMG!
- Mayans ran out of
- this will not end well IMG!
- get cancer anyway
- MSG scare
- Facebook is the new AOL
- photoshopped beyond recognition
- lol Japan IMG!
- Phoenix Down Aeris
- art of trolling
- the phrase make love
- dead as Elvis
- wrath of the Internet
- Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong
- 2011:04 April
- starving children in Africa argument
- PR shitstorm
- incoming rant
- my ith trip around the sun
- trolled hard
- one step closer to Skynet
- what the hell happened to Lindsay Lohan
- too much Portal
- judge me by my avatar
- Ctrl-S Alt-Tab F5
- Google copying Bing
- soundtrack is better than the movie
- touch bathroom doorknobs
- pull a Fox News
- Hollywood raping childhood
- advertised vs actual IMG!
- 2011:03 March
- music these days
- ears ejaculate
- what were the reviewers smoking
- consoletard
- self respecting PC gamer
- DLC bullshit
- Bananaphone stuck
- Wikipedia said it so it must be true
- the guy who invented Daylight Saving Time
- adult means porn
- typical EA
- 2011:02 February
- slap the word organic
- Abbey Road parody
- collecting digital dust
- 2011:01 January
- Nigerian prince
- Bono's ego
- pickup line chloroform
- pull an EA
- hate the insert key
- remember Korean names
- Jurassic Park here we come
- only in Japan
- coding music
- 2010:12 December
- achievement whores
- no such thing as self documenting code
- Google failed me
- pay the artists directly
- disaffected college students
- L4D whole bottle of pills
- misclicked the like button
- 230400 pixels 1080 1200
- 2010:11 November
- FarmVille is evil
- censored Sesame Street
- Consumerism Season
- Thanksgiving Gluttony Day
- spelling fail IMG!
- TSA pedobear IMG!
- a personal appeal from
- college is not about education
- in a world without Don LaFontaine
- shit happens because
- poor man's Zooey
- LOST alternate ending
- online dating window shopping
- how do people have so many friends
- another crappy console port
- Antisocial Networking
- cult of Oprah
- gamer reflex
- no longer the domain of geeks
- corrupt a wish
- I liked the part
- outgeeked
- 2010:10 October
- devil angel shoulder IMG!
- time lapse VID!
- shameless bump
- stuck in an elevator with
- don't be evil unless
- manbag IMG!
- more real than real life
- Hollywood's portrayal
- time traveling assassin
- Old Spice parody VID!
- blinking cursor syndrome
- FPS syndrome
- lectures are useless
- wrong window
- Stuxnet Skynet
- 2010:09 September
- Lucas got lucky
- HOPE parody
- Large Hardon Collider
- gamers are stupid
- Abrams is a hack
- Mentos moment
- always sit in the front
- hate shaking hands
- 2010:08 August
- my perfect schedule
- back to SC1
- movie recut VID!
- this will be my wedding song
- funny Amazon reviews
- what they call music these days
- have a song for every occasion
- 128kbps crap
- your theme song
- consolization
- one song for the rest of your life
- Gentleman Gaga
- Daylight Savings Time kills
- 3D fad
- I want your bod
- 2010:07 July
- Every Breath You Take stalker anthem
- most of the artists I listen to are dead
- don't give a shit about achievements
- remastered crap
- megapixel scam
- Taylor Swift can't sing
- Apple's arrogance
- go back time in time for their concert
- Lisa Loeb's glasses
- marry a voice
- hate secret questions
- paid stalkers
- English is a bastard language
- hide behind the beta
- Syfylis Network
- Twilight phenomenon
- ronery IMG!
- play Duke Nukem Forever on
- useless wisdom teeth
- 2010:06 June
- sharted IMG!
- your call is important to us
- thread deteriorates
- the trolls have won
- LOST Apologists
- parents' basement
- 2010:05 May
- it's 2010 people
- it's 2010 and still
- hit the road Jacques
- dig to China
- anything with bacon
- Book of Eli Christian propaganda
- fuck Ebert
- useless liberal arts
- Tarantino's ego
- pi vs e
- anything with Yakety Sax
- quote an entire post
- nothing a little Photoshop can't fix
- respawn in real life
- Jack Shephard John Shepard Mass Effect
- burning ants with magnifying glass
- typical Hollywood
- when the movie is better than the book
- vicious cycle DRM piracy
- Digital Rental Management
- deceptively cheerful tune
- Blizzard vs Relic
- PETA's tactics
- Crysis spoiled
- 2010:04 April
- dumbed down console
- Mac gamer oxymoron
- fanboys themselves
- Westwood and Blizzard
- EA rapes
- cat toast
- elusive McRib
- need a nuclear reactor to run nVidia
- unskippable logo screen
- stares into your soul IMG!
- Pisa pose IMG!
- the word epic is overused
- Apple's marketing
- iCame iSaw
- Hollywood OS
- more evil Gates Jobs
- 2010:03 March
- cool story bro IMG!
- stop supporting IE6
- Avatar is a cartoon
- EA's greed
- movies you can only watch once
- nazi DRM
- PlayStation Dildo
- Internet wonder of the world
- mathematics is an exact science
- FINISH HIM!! IMG!
- the 90s are the new 80s
- 2010:02 February
- blue and underlined
- Happy Hallmark Day
- DRM only hurts the legitimate
- you are here IMG!
- the Googlenet
- Last Supper parody IMG!
- Intel Heater
- Google owns you
- David Caruso one liners
- 2010:01 January
- zoom and enhance
- Hollywood time travel
- Steve Jobs' ego
- we are living in the future
- glorified beta testers
- in before the lock IMG!
- haven't watched TV since
- the last time I watched TV
- Avatar is Pocahontas
- Uranus jokes
- Evony ads
- after HDTV
- dat ass IMG!
- new decade's resolution
- Wal-Mart of the Internet
- 2009:12 December
- decade in review
- where are the flying cars
- turn your head and cough
- American Gothic parody IMG!
- Nighthawks parody IMG!
- when memes collide IMG!
- rot26
- Skynet is stupid
- why would Skynet
- girlfriend pillow IMG!
- boyfriend pillow IMG!
- 2009:11 November
- sponge worthy
- not for the squeamish IMG!
- +1 Internets for you
- friend collector
- Google takes over the world
- FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU IMG!
- 2009:10 October
- hang in there IMG!
- egg drop IMG!
- literal music video VID!
- dons flame retardant suit
- YouTube nazis
- three wolf moon
- of all time IMG!
- Imma let you finish
- goddamn particle
- 2009:09 September
- Trolltunga IMG!
- lmgtfy is rude
- Twitter voyeurism
- 2009:07 July
- youtube comments are the
- why does Skynet want to kill people?
- old as the Internet
- Mewtwo Tentacool Aerodactyl
- kayak across the Pacific Ocean IMG!
- 2009:06 June
- oh snap! IMG!
- the beta excuse
- detect win in this sector
- Final Fantasy XXIII
- 2009:05 May
- post ending in number
- you da man IMG!
- Twitter is a fad
- it was all a dream ending
- 2009:04 April
- Skinemax
- Hope poster parody IMG!
- Objection! IMG!
- legalize it IMG!
- Top Gun homoerotic
- monorail! monorail! monorail!
- at first I was like IMG!
- ಠ_ಠ
- under construction IMG!
- 2009:03 March
- OBEY IMG!
- Twitter is the new RSS
- dark and stormy night
- Apple Tax
- Solitaire effect == cascading windows appearance when a program freezes up
- evolution IMG!
- flying toaster IMG!
- go ahead and mod me down -- reverse psychology
- six degrees Kevin Bacon
- tl;dr -- too long; didn't read
- nekokoneko IMG!
- a train leaves New York
- Internet Exploder
- NetCraft confirms
- Richard Alpert G-Man
- Hadouken IMG!
- Herbal Essences VID!
- kill the cheerleader, save the show
- Joe Chemo
- volcano science fair project
- mission drive within everything
- 2009:02 February
- Downfall parodies VID!
- ass to ass
- Parasite Hilton
- Jobs is Apple
- what Wikipedia says, goes
- Jennifer Connelly on a pier
- oh shi- IMG!
- party hard IMG!
- brainss IMG!
- the kid in The Day the Earth Stood Still
- it's always New York that gets destroyed
- fail whale
- ^H^H^H^H^H BOM!
- Chuck Norris IMG!
- adds 10 pounds
- Kodak moment IMG!
- if you don't forward this
- take it off! take it off! IMG!
- monkey award
- pew pew IMG!
- reaction video VID!
- i can haz IMG!
- struck by lightning
- getting hit by a bus
- you're pretty much fucked IMG!
- Holy Shit This is awesome IMG!
- Gay Test IMG!
- SWF porn IMG!
- subliminal messages IMG!
- Evian spelled backward
- upside down text
- 2009:01 January
- Google knows too much
- black thumb
- I demand a recount
- Sofa King IMG!
- HDR overkill IMG!
- HDR fad
- whambulance IMG! -- whine ambulance
- we're being hailed
- one paragraph per page
- first post!
- celebrity sunglasses IMG!
- you broke the internet
- you insensitive clod
- Dark City, eXistenZ, The Matrix, The Thirteenth Floor -- coincidentally-released reality-questioning movies
- fixed that for you
- download the Internet
- after the jump
- YouTube killed the video star
- pull a Jar Jar Binks
- Big Fish + Forrest Gump + The Notebook = Benjamin Button
- M dollar sign -- Micro$oft Windoze
- duuuude
- 2008:12 December
- Carl Sagan Agent Smith
- less than three
- Burn After Watching
- Linux distros -- humorous codeword for pirated digital content
- and nothing of value was lost
- Paul W.S. Anderson should die
- Bush shoe IMG!
- delicious cake IMG!
- speed holes
- learn to google
- Fresh Prince roll
- sticky keyboard
- in before
- full retard
- did you mean
- Google is the Internet
- lead farmer
- what yeah okay
- layeth the smacketh
- candy ass
- hailing frequencies open
- citation needed
- 2008:11 November
- double you tee eff IMG! -- letters pronounced for emphasis on absurdity
- 2012 is the new Y2K
- cheese with your whine?
- Crash affirmative action Oscar
- SearchWiki Experts Exchange
- overused trailer music
- last person to post wins
- Sarah Jessica Parker horse-faced
- Julia Roberts horse-faced
- adowable IMG!
- slutty Hoshi
- Mel Gibson is crazy
- automagically
- Inappropriate for All Ages
- 2012 December 21
- still alive
- Jedi mind trick
- Butt-Head Astronomer
- quantum means small
- mini me
- combo breaker
- daymn
- eleventy one
- 2007:11 November
- from the internet IMG!
- FAIL IMG!
- ZERG RUSH IMG!
- kekeke
- desu IMG!
- picture unrelated IMG!
- nom nom nom IMG!
- lol wut IMG!
- you're doing it wrong IMG!
- mind fuck IMG!
- shit bricks IMG!
- man the harpoons IMG!
- Rule 34 IMG!
- moar IMG!
- do want IMG!
- do not want IMG!
- I'll just leave this here IMG!
- DO IT FAGGOT IMG!
- kill it with fire IMG!
- this faggotry
- motivational poster; motivation; demotivational; demotivation IMG!
- 2007:08 August
- doesn't change facial expressions
- 2007:01 January
- FCKGW
- asdf
- CDEFGAB
- fail at life
- Fukui-san -- Yes, Ohta?
- what the gay
- 2006
- AMD Inside
- Library of Congresses
- big buckin chicken -- Fucking Big
- he's a nigger -- don't heckle Kramer
- crapple -- what could it possibly mean?
- that's no Bond -- Brosnan 3+4 Ever
- robin laid an egg -- this must have won a Grammy
- put The Simpsons out of its misery
- Year of the Linux Desktop
- Intel Celery -- industrially known as Intel Celeron
- IBM deathstar -- hard drive line Deskstar is recognized for its fatal unreliability
- it's a trap IMG! -- Admiral Ackbar's insightful response to emerging Imperial fighters; used as sexual reference to individuals of dubious age or gender
- Toilet Boll -- Uwe Boll, the unrelenting film producer on video games, also known as rapist of beloved childhood memories
- that's racist -- sarcastic response to something seemingly racist
- that's brokeback -- that thing is of overt homosexuality
- where is your god now? IMG!
- it plays Doom -- a geek benchmark for computer hardware
- it runs Linux -- a geekier version of the above
- leet sauce -- somehow, that sounds delicious
- America Offline -- very apt during the dial-up days
- 200?
- Frostmourne hungers
- omfg IMG!
- wtf IMG!
- lol IMG!
- owned; pwned IMG!
- 80x15 Antipixel buttons
- 350x20 Userbar IMG!
- iPod pyramid scheme
- Murder Death Kill
- Wonderbread Girl IMG! -- an unofficial and lucrative mascot?
- Fanta Shokata VID!
- Dobby Gollum
- Collapse
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this subtitle has been censored
Best Taken in Small Doses
Philosophical: - 2013:04 April
- 2013:03 March
- 2013:02 February
- hate the government not the people
- 2013:01 January
- PR damage control
- tragedy as a tool
- 2012:12 December
- Africans would have done the same
- violence is better than sex
- give every kid a gun
- shareholder is always right
- torture the American way
- North Korea is a joke
- 2012:11 November
- worked up over Obama
- 2012:10 October
- Homeland Security Industrial Complex
- collateral murder
- repeat a lie
- Obama is a muslim atheist
- if Monsanto were a person
- 2012:09 September
- security industrial complex
- butt hurt Americans
- terrorism is the new communism
- ruining this country
- why don't I live in Canada
- 2012:08 August
- wonder why the world hates
- 2012:07 July
- impeach Obama for being Black
- why do liberals hate America
- Christians didn't invent
- patriarchal religions
- superior morality
- why do you hate the troops
- 2012:06 June
- people are resources
- why do you hate America
- and this is why America
- 2012:05 May
- there is only one party
- yes this is the 21st century
- homophobic Americans
- 2012:04 April
- Trayvon overblown
- while Europeans were still
- hate the word race
- philistine Americans
- 2012:03 March
- no such things as natural rights
- Change Hope Change Hope
- liberal indoctrination
- reich-wing
- more liberal lies
- 2012:02 February
- lawyers always win
- southern hospitality only applies
- ultra liberal San Francisco
- do you even know what socialism means
- 2012:01 January
- Ron Paul blah blah
- Occupy bums
- when capitalism collapses
- your vote is meaningless
- US should mind its own business
- goodbye rights
- world doesn't revolve around America
- makes the Holocaust look like
- it's only war crime if you lose
- police state here we come
- American idiocracy
- pull a Florida
- 2011:12 December
- need a maximum wage
- self loathing closeted
- no oil in North Korea
- women shortage China
- give back the Statue of Liberty
- focus grouped the shit out of it
- celebrate the assassination
- assassination plain and simple
- Hitler never killed anyone
- Americas greatest genocide
- 2011:11 November
- the American invaders
- CIA is a terrorist organization
- 2011:10 October
- Occupy fad
- it started with a lie
- Bush's illegal
- TSA clowns
- AIDS stigma
- Barack "Change/Hope" Obama
- language of the oppressor
- Rudy "9/11" Giuliani
- closet gay homophobe
- 2011:09 September
- Americans are always the good guys
- gay atheist president
- matter of civil rights
- their religion is capitalism
- 2011:08 August
- atheist political suicide
- Bush did exactly what Osama
- ignorant voters
- nucular strategery
- Americans discovered Columbus
- Republicans hate people
- centuries of racism
- let 9/11 happen
- seven billion
- patients instead of customers
- when doctors actually cared
- business ethics oxymoron
- Obama no we can't
- 2011:07 July
- war is about money
- save them by bombing them
- eco-guilt
- wouldn't be surprised if 9/11
- no wonder they hate Americans
- plutocracy for which it stands
- Eisenhower is rolling in his grave
- 2011:06 June
- I'm not an American I just live here
- invade no oil in
- politician with a baby
- countries they can't even pronounce
- illusion of democracy
- in capitalist America
- Osama is a hero to
- Republican Democrat same coin
- can they do that
- welcome to America where
- 2011:05 May
- Obama is just another politician
- America saves the world, again
- look up socialism
- stinkin warrant
- need another revolution
- lies, damned lies, and politics
- money before morals
- profit before ethics
- shove democracy down their throat
- like a true politician
- good old American greed
- I thought this was a democracy
- mafia style
- Osama bin Laden sleeps with the fishes
- make love not babies
- the media thrives on fear
- one nation indivisible
- what will they ban next
- Osama dumped at sea
- bully of the world
- racism alive and well
- wait for World War III
- slap on the wrist fine
- all Greenspan's fault
- fucking with other countries
- dismantle the DHS
- old rich white men
- Osama convenient sea burial
- birthers deathers
- CIA's dirty work
- cesspool of American politics
- assassination of Osama bin Laden
- War on Terror (tm)
- spoon fed Kool-Aid
- patriotic to be unpatriotic
- Osama boogeyman
- why are we in Iraq again
- 2011:04 April
- Ma Bell is back
- even know what socialism is
- so much for hope and change
- more profitable to treat than cure
- Americans and their guns
- what does it say about society
- car is more dangerous than a gun
- capitalism is unsustainable
- raping Africa
- bombed the shit out of Iraq
- Hitler's upbringing
- politicians never apologize
- the n word nuclear
- so I'm a racist
- third world countries have better
- at least Bush was funny
- what American dream
- lol Fox News
- how to act like a politician
- 2011:03 March
- our glorious leader
- honeymoon with Obama
- they hate our freedom
- Fukushima nuclear hysteria
- Japan nuclear sensationalism
- Al Jazeera is a terrorist
- 2011:02 February
- Americans as rednecks
- first world country third world
- not that there's anything wrong with being a Muslim
- lol Americans
- you Americans
- vacuous slogan
- insular Americans
- the phrase in this economy
- bomb your country
- democracy whether you want it or not
- 2011:01 January
- better start learning Chinese
- history is full of lies
- real life supervillains
- 2010:12 December
- buy an election
- dumbification of America
- 9/11 card
- just another way to make money
- founding fathers are spinning in their graves
- consumer ignorance
- want free health care?
- 2010:11 November
- sheltered Americans
- Assange character assassination
- Constitution for the 21st Century
- government exists to serve
- US is a rogue state
- American hypocrisy
- buy buy buy spend spend spend
- consumerist sheep
- Luddites were right
- go jihad on your ass
- people don't care until
- Castro is still alive
- wants a bailout
- TSA Security Theater
- stealing from the poor, give to the rich
- government are the terrorists
- who are the terrorists again?
- what does Obama have to do with this?
- Americans can only handle
- why does everything have to be political
- Cold Civil War
- Elections, whoever wins we lose
- gun toting Bible thumping
- history uncensored
- Teabaggers Party
- liberal this, conservative that
- 2010:10 October
- Americans are too sensitive
- all be speaking Chinese
- sue-happy
- emphasis on Hussein
- 2010:09 September
- if 9/11 never happened
- what happened to journalism
- being a Muslim is bad
- hate reading the news
- Americans are easily offended
- greed driven economy
- 2010:08 August
- while Europeans were still
- countries they can't even pronounce
- foreigners speak better English
- capitalism is wasteful
- Obama honeymoon
- 2010:07 July
- war is profitable
- the deceptively named Patriot Act
- hear the phrase the American people
- 2010:06 June
- BP bashing
- God told Bush
- post-fossil fuel
- 2010:05 May
- Bush cronies
- everyone has an agenda
- laws are made by people
- politician's smile
- 2010:04 April
- marketing ethics oxymoron
- crime against the environment
- slap in the wrist fine
- Monsanto evil corporation
- corporations are sociopaths
- 2010:03 March
- fuck the poor
- partisan bullshit
- it's all Bush's fault
- we invented the Internet, but
- Daylight Wasting Time
- 2010:02 February
- buy a politician
- doesn't matter if global warming
- 2010:01 January
- Bush stigma
- just buy Haiti
- China is the new Soviet Union
- starving executives
- beautocracy
- why aren't they called European Americans
- 2009:12 December
- it's a free country
- annex Canada
- need another World War
- homosexuals are not pedophiles
- 2009:11 November
- people with guns kill people
- healthcare is evil
- pro-abortion or anti-abortion
- 2009:10 October
- repeal DST
- cruel and usual
- polyticks
- fuck political correctness
- the media is stupid
- rich old white guys
- history is whitewashed
- 2009:09 September
- Americans and geography
- perversion of communism
- inventing better and more efficient ways to kill people
- 2009:07 July
- blood of the earth
- 2009:06 May
- Allies of Evil
- Islamophobic US
- 2009:05 May
- in this economy
- because we're the good guys
- 2009:04 April
- ze Americans BOM!
- swine flu hysteria
- support our troops, bring them home IMG!
- 2009:03 March
- mental stimulus package
- it's all the economy's fault
- Internet President
- Obama can do no wrong
- World War III here we come
- The American Nightmare
- Hope and Change™
- golden parachute IMG!
- those crazy Americans
- 2009:02 February
- repressed Americans
- the Bush name BOM!
- illusion of change
- pledge allegiance to the earth
- terrorist fist jab
- instead of building bombs
- Palin/Wurzelbacher 2012
- 2009:01 January
- Obama will make everything better
- zomg recession
- Bush scapegoat
- selling Obama
- FDR 2.0
- Bill of Rights: Void Where Prohibited by Law
- root password to the government
- come home in a box
- Alfred E. Bush IMG!
- Uncle Obama wants you!
- separation of corporation and state
- Obama greatest president ever -- let's see how this goes
- Mr. President...
- Madam President
- The Black House
- Cheney puppet
- Bush good riddance
- Obama's burden
- proud to be an American (again)
- to run a country
- Obama Second Coming
- in the name of 9/11 BOM!
- Obama like he's god or something
- Christian-dominated nation
- Bush's foreign policy God
- 2008:12 December
- end of an error
- first biracial president
- fat cats in Washington
- America is a nation of immigrants
- Obamarama
- President Osama -- it was a typo, I mean it!
- Black Panther vs KKK
- The Obama Nation or an obamanation?
- Obama Osama confusion BOM!
- Uncle Barack
- friends in Washington
- Obamassiah
- Obama closet atheist
- the Blacks are taking over BOM! -- alive and well in America
- scandalgate -- political scandal suffix
- 2008:11 November
- Obamaism
- of course it's about race
- left-right politics
- protesters think they're so
- 51st state
- Bush avenges his father BOM!
- in the name of democracy
- Uncle Ben's Condoleezza Rice
- you liberals/conservatives BOM! -- so much hate
- Bush sympathizer
- The New New Deal
- Democratic takeover
- goodbye GOP
- save us Obama
- Obama male Oprah
- Obama is Vulcan
- Obama being assassinated BOM!
- MLK and JFK combined
- the new JFK
- fried chicken, watermelon, and Obama BOM!
- everybody loves Barack
- Obamania
- if Obama wins, downfall of America BOM!
- if ya smell what Barack is cookin
- America got a fever, and the only prescription is more Obama
- Obama is overrated
- The Obama Effect
- Barackstar
- can't stop Barack
- Obama bandwagon
- what kind of change exactly
- Obama bin Biden
- Obama, Biden, Osama bin Laden
- Barack Hussein Obama
- 21st Century President
- well done, America
- what you can thank Bush for BOM!
- Proposition 8 anti-miscegenation laws
- Proposition Hate
- I am a proud conservative liberal
- pro-America areas
- Joe where are you
- what was McCain thinking
- McCain is an honorable man
- Obama hath wept BOM!
- et tu McCain
- race card IMG!
- if Sarah Palin were ugly
- party of God
- Paylin
- McBush; McSame
- Sic Semper Tyrannis
- we only have one earth
- Citizen Murdoch
- American war machine
- Christofascist
- Guns N Bibles
- Bible, guns, and NASCAR BOM!
- Islamophobia
- socialist is the new communist
- saying socialism like it's a bad thing
- Obama is anti gun -- must be the reason why the gunshops were flocked after November 5
- Socialist Scare
- omg socialism -- Socialism is the new Communism
- socialism for the rich
- Regressive Conservative -- since liberals are progressive...
- excuse my American
- partisan wing nut job
- political pejoratives -- demorats; democrap; lieberal; libertard; libtard; republitard; conservatard; conservadrone
- 2008:10 October
- Wall Street Main Street
- tricklenomics
- 2007:11 November
- War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength, Patriot Act
- 2007:09 September
- Muslim means terrorist BOM!
- 2007:02 February
- Faux News -- Fairly Unbalanced, We Deceive You Believe
- 2007:01 January
- why do people drive SUVs?
- American prude
- bet you voted for Bush BOM! -- Twice.
- 2006
- Osama bin Who -- forgotten but not gone
- In Jesus We Trust
- Curious George Bush -- undenial resemblance IMG!
- 2008 yet -- his comedic value will be truly be missed
- Fuhrer Bush -- sieg heil!
- choke on a pretzel -- Mr. Bush's forgotten assassin
- oil is thicker than blood -- doubleplustrue
- with us or against us -- doctrine of cowboy diplomacy
- War of Terror -- who isn't terrified of war?
- Africa the bright continent -- the sun is blazing there
- one fingered victory salute
- Nader regrets
- Collapse
phrases in psychology, philosophy, and life
I think therefore I get depressed
It's a Touchy Subject
Relational: - 2013:04 April
- 2013:03 March
- 2013:02 February
- 2013:01 January
- you wouldn't do it in real life
- inevitable part of the human condition
- god did it end of story
- arsenal of logical fallacies
- Christianity came along and
- 2012:12 December
- telepathic society
- the if you don't like it then leave mentality
- art of lowering expectations
- 2012:11 November
- 2012:10 October
- trust someone without a sense of humor
- a man in the sky
- in defense of mediocrity
- 2012:09 September
- racism is a human
- hard work and perseverance
- meaning of life is sex
- shooting helpless animals
- the only thing atheists have in common
- been dead for 13.7 billion years
- the complacent masses
- 2012:08 August
- more cynical than me
- humans don't deserve this planet
- 2012:07 July
- every religion thinks
- turning into your parents
- bring an unwanted child
- forget that humans are animals
- what you want to hear what you need to hear
- cowards don't commit suicide
- repeat until death
- Scientology any more than Christianity
- unnatural is not an argument
- 2012:06 June
- if you're human you
- the only person who understood me
- the atheist label
- once you go down this path
- if you don't have any enemies you
- 2012:05 May
- a generation of antisocial
- will not make your life better
- people are the way they are
- 2012:04 April
- small personal victory
- by lowering your expectations
- 2012:03 March
- que sera sera approach
- how small choices
- 2012:02 February
- praying doesn't do shit
- just because you want to believe
- we already live too long
- just the way the world works
- together on one planet
- 2012:01 January
- it's not how long you live
- I don't understand, therefore God
- 2011:12 December
- the more you know the more you know you don't know
- a smile a day
- on this shitty planet
- already living in a dystopia
- 2011:11 November
- what is your happy place
- where do humans fit in
- even if I were rich
- there's always someone worse off
- 2011:10 October
- Earth has a disease
- shit colored glasses
- Christianity ripped off
- how much is a human life worth
- Eve came first
- pseudo-profundity
- 2011:09 September
- don't say anything about a person you wouldn't say directly
- thinking 10 steps ahead
- humans take and take
- take things for what they are
- it can always be worse
- there are just too many of us
- false hope is better than
- what they want to hear
- same time I stopped believing in Santa
- empty shell of a human being
- 2011:08 August
- religion is a relic
- amazing what you can get used to
- what isn't easier said than done
- try try again and again and again
- waiting for something that never comes
- people can't be trusted
- all inventions are discoveries
- the last time I was happy
- the more I know the more I know I don't know
- 2011:07 July
- everything humans do is natural
- humans aren't meant
- sport hunting barbaric
- the s word
- hate living in the city
- duty to abort
- the domesticated man
- can't remember what I had for lunch yesterday
- feel like living anymore
- to be living in the 21st century
- worth as a human being
- there is no real you
- it's not about you
- are we happier
- marriage is not about love
- alive but not living
- which do you value more
- 2011:06 June
- nurture not nature
- life one day at a time
- stop giving a fuck
- new appreciation for life
- some inner reflection
- the third option
- ravages of time
- go to school get a job get married
- life is overrated
- drone to society
- this can't be healthy
- what is it all for
- it's what you don't see
- ignore it and hope it goes away
- veneer of meaning
- 2011:05 May
- jaded for life
- in real life the bad guys win
- human connection
- why are people so rude
- life in the 21st century
- subscribe to any ism
- leave politics and religion at the door
- losing humanity
- we don't live in that world
- language personality
- solipsism ftw
- nihilism wins
- opposite of rose colored glasses
- no point in anything
- give without expectations
- depression is not a disease
- not fit for this world
- Christianity plagiarized
- God is more evil
- you come to a point
- how far you can go
- hello insecurity
- gently into that good night
- futility of blame
- commoditization of people
- the answer you don't want to hear
- so much hate
- 2011:04 April
- interstellar travel is impossible
- humans are pests
- ad Nazium
- immoral to have children
- what happened? life happened
- pursuit of dopamine
- critical thinking should be taught in
- not my problem syndrome
- 2011:03 March
- hate being human
- through adversity
- suicidal species
- 2011:02 February
- but words can break your heart
- do it or you'll never know
- 2011:01 January
- I don't expect my children
- 2010:12 December
- in the cosmic scheme of things
- wanna trade lives
- why didn't I major
- the word friend is being
- better place with fewer people
- like I'm being punished
- if they want it they will get it
- life is a Skinner box
- 2010:11 November
- don't want to hear the truth
- the relativism card
- que sera sera philosophy
- cancer of the earth
- it's all meaningless anyway
- born in the wrong
- unsent letter
- my subconscious hates me
- ban the Bible too
- apology sign of weakness
- the truth hurts
- determined since the Big Bang
- 2010:10 October
- a different sperm
- don't want to label
- little things that add up
- the nihilist card
- do it once do it right
- had enough of life
- car is a weapon
- for the sake of blaming
- it's an attitude
- wisdom is wasted on the old
- another planet to fuck up
- pre-Internet generation
- nothing more than numbers
- 2010:09 September
- know myself too well
- the more I learn, the dumber I feel
- 2010:08 August
- beauty everywhere
- wrong with telling the truth
- permanent solution to a permanent problem
- a shell of its former self
- if suicide were easy
- into this world to suffer
- should be more abortions
- can't just throw money at the problem
- 2010:07 July
- afraid of what we may find
- you can't change the world, but
- institutionalized superstition
- Jesus was a bastard
- keep from blowing their brains out
- Agnostic Atheist Lite
- 2010:06 June
- always looking for someone to blame
- jaded adults
- 2010:05 May
- raping the earth
- we are still animals
- shield of sarcasm
- sweet lemons sour grapes
- rights are given by the government
- the word atheist
- 2010:04 April
- society dictates
- me me me mentality
- critical thinking cap
- 2010:03 March
- 2010:02 February
- your god is not my god
- good at taking IQ tests
- IQ tests measure how well
- 2010:01 January
- fuck the critics
- life is a self fulfilling prophecy
- no expectations, no disappointments
- if we didn't reinvent the wheel
- sometimes silence is better
- time is never on your side
- perfection is a process
- all we can do is laugh
- 2009:12 December
- afterlife meme
- want it because can't have it
- don't tell them show them
- don't say it, show it
- a trouble shared
- the search is more fulfilling than the finding
- what do you see when you look in the mirror
- more important than intelligence
- we are biological robots
- all prophets are false
- daily existential crises
- used same as piracy
- are we alone
- cause its own extinction
- reverse engineer the human brain
- from a single celled organism
- more intelligent than itself
- right and wrong are human
- insurance is gambling
- more suicides
- 2009:11 November
- I have lived for X days
- a life of regrets
- make your choice and live with it
- 2009:10 October
- been playing god since
- give life another chance
- don't want to live, don't want to die
- prisoner of my own
- because others say so
- Denial Anger Bargaining Depression Acceptance
- the power of words
- don't know how much you miss something until it's gone
- 2009:09 September
- humans are not the only
- language belongs to those who use it
- atheism shouldn't even be a word
- beyond the realm of science
- the Earth doesn't need saving
- originality does not exist
- people rarely say what they feel
- susceptible to religion
- self help is no help
- welcome to the human condition
- 2009:08 August
- the Protestant Christian god
- no such thing as IQ
- Bible broken telephone
- intolerant of stupidity
- 2009:07 July
- do something better with your life
- we're all just... in a
- bite sized culture
- 2009:06 June
- die without regrets
- where humanity is heading
- fine tuned to the universe
- don't know how to appreciate
- revenge is not justice
- find your niche
- no such thing as inner beauty
- 2009:05 May
- don't ask don't tell atheist
- Goddunit
- no such thing as a missing link
- climate is always changing
- whoever wrote the Bible
- blame the Devil
- blame Satan
- marketing God
- cemeteries are for the living
- funerals are for the living
- you can't catch a cold
- 2009:04 April
- sorry means you won't do it again
- women objectify themselves
- things aren't made to last anymore
- 2009:03 March
- God isn't the only god
- thank you for thanking me
- shit, I'm old
- no feelings to hurt
- piracy and price vicious cycle
- tell me about your mother
- the Internet becomes self aware
- not meant for this world
- ability to make quick decisions
- the how, not the why
- say thank you instead of sorry -- thank you for your time vs sorry for taking your time
- failure of a human being
- the mistakes of others
- blaming the medium
- teachers are people
- humans are very predictable
- percentages are meaningless without
- as long as it works
- pro-life pro-suffering
- the good doctor Nitschke
- 2009:02 February
- a third of your life
- is it art if no one sees it?
- a human is made, not born
- humans like to think...
- life is happening right now
- all humans are liars
- language of the universe
- watching flowers bloom
- tell someone's gender from their writing
- money can buy some happiness
- god is what you make of it
- 2009:01 January
- copyright paradox
- paradox of technology
- illusion of the self
- there is no self
- evolution is a fact of life
- personality type is a self-fulfilling prophecy
- save the best for first
- simulated death
- atheism is not a rejection
- expect no gratitude
- bad reviews are good
- indifferent universe
- what's wrong with nipples
- Jesus would be ashamed
- 2008:12 December
- if it's possible, it will happen
- avoid pain, seek pleasure
- Hitler was human
- it's the message, not who said it
- black and white thinking
- breasts are for babies
- reasons to get up in the morning
- being right and wrong at the same time
- foot in the door in the face
- the art of dying
- empty freedom -- feeling of purposelessness after being freed from obligation
- religion is the blind leading the blind
- Intelligent Design is not a theory
- dying the day you were born
- using tradition as an excuse
- 2008:11 November
- it's not stealing if nothing is taken
- always someone better than you
- respect for life
- religion exists because
- alien civilizations destroy themselves before contact BOM!
- God is just testing you
- messed up in the head
- people believe what they want to believe
- sense of self-worth
- realization of a dream
- judged by your actions
- visual learner
- my expiration date
- fourth dimension is not time
- 2008:09 September
- asantaclausist; aleprechaunist; aunicornist BOM!
- 2007:04 April
- Kant's a cunt
- 2007:01 January
- life is suffering
- without purpose
- reading my own biography
- someone else will do it mentality
- life is a game
- flashback attack
- 2006
- everyone was born an atheist
- price of intelligence
- intelligence is a curse
- read the dictionary for fun
- the world is my country
- my race is human
- dream log
- which god?
- for the sake of living
- conversation with myself
- quit life
- simple minds think alike
- there's no god damn god god damn it
- thank god for atheism
- life is a terminal disease
- meaningless existence
- religion is a tool
- illusion of free will
- nothing is unnatural
- everything is natural
- Collapse
relationship, love, the sexes, human bonding
if you know what I mean
Quoth the Raven
Quotation: - 2013:04 April
- 2013:03 March
- 2013:02 February
- 2013:01 January
- 2012:12 December
- 2012:11 November
- 2012:10 October
- 2012:09 September
- 2012:08 August
- puberty is fair game
- 2012:07 July
- false sense of chivalry
- 2012:06 June
- some human friends
- friend in quotations
- break up lines
- an intellectual equal
- sibling zone
- a prostitute would be cheaper
- chivalry is sexist
- is not a reason to marry
- emotional firewall
- announce your undying love
- never gets the girl
- I've fallen in love and I can't get up
- someone's happiness above your own
- looking for something that's already there
- why does it hurt so much
- pedestalization
- die alone and miserable
- your future ex
- 2012:05 May
- to be used and thrown
- 2012:04 April
- 2012:03 March
- someone as broken as
- 2012:02 February
- songs you can't listen to anymore
- 2012:01 January
- 2011:12 December
- 2011:11 November
- reformed romantic
- 150 friends
- 2011:10 October
- 2011:09 September
- pre-emptive dump
- people are not magnets
- 2011:08 August
- if sex were painful
- only lust at first sight
- hysterical is sexist
- sign that says desperate
- some human connection
- 2011:07 July
- 2011:06 June
- women age like milk
- 2011:05 May
- love is the most abused word
- madly in lust
- reserve the word friend
- 2011:04 April
- friend hoarding
- if the genders were reversed
- chivalry is dead feminism
- 2011:01 January
- 2010:12 December
- 2010:11 November
- 2010:10 October
- friend territory
- accidentally fell in love
- friendship has an expiration date
- drop everything for them
- love as a euphemism for sex
- better not to have loved at all
- falling in love with fictional
- we would have never met
- the word friend lightly
- 2010:09 September
- falling in love wasn't part of the plan
- 2010:08 August
- in love with an idea
- amongst 3 billion
- people are like books
- the highlight of my days
- always seen together
- intellectual intercourse
- be more than acquaintances
- hurtful things
- 2010:07 July
- no one to laugh at my lame jokes
- let's just be acquaintances
- 2010:06 June
- what we had was special
- 2010:05 May
- 2010:04 April
- rent a friend
- didn't choose to like
- 2010:03 March
- 2010:02 February
- sexism goes both ways
- 2010:01 January
- 2009:12 December
- unwittingly fall in love
- religion was created by men
- 2009:11 November
- 2009:10 October
- 2009:09 September
- spend the rest of my life with
- 2009:07 July
- destined to be alone
- it sucks to be a woman
- 2009:06 June
- incapable of loving anyone
- I thought we had something special
- 2009:05 May
- I want it to be special
- 2009:04 April
- looking for friendship, maybe more
- 2009:03 March
- I don't want to jeopardize our friendship
- ready to give up everything
- don't get attached
- I (brain) you
- 2009:02 February
- two months salary
- 2009:01 January
- newly divorced
- communication, communication, communication
- why do people cheat
- non-reproductive sex
- love a man/woman in uniform
- 2008:12 December
- long walks on the beach
- made for each other
- not meant for each other
- mixed messages
- playing cupid
- surrogate boyfriend/girlfriend
- boy/girl trouble
- be my Romeo/Juliet -- and die together~
- Ctrl+F soulmate
- first time
- inherently bisexual
- do it out of love
- marry whomever
- 2008:11 November
- dump his/her ass BOM!
- unsolicited love
- Just Divorced
- 2007:01 January
- Valentine Conspiracy BOM! -- brought to you by the Hallmark Godiva FTD cartel
- check please -- it didn't go so well
- trisexual -- swing many ways
- nice is bad -- bad is good
- forbidden fruit
- just a friend
- 2006
- never settle
- ex-gay -- "I just have to suppress it"
- true love exists in...
- one-sided love
- in love with an image
- friend trap
- let's just be friends BOM! -- ouch
- love shy -- as pathetic as it sounds
- Collapse
excerpted quotes from fictional media and Internet postings
frankly, my dear...
Leet Haxor
Find: - 2013:04 April
- Well Jar Jar is one of the worst and most annoying characters in history. If a dude walked into my office looking for acting opportunities and he told me he played Jar Jar f'n Binks, I would tell him to leave immediately. I don't care what else he had done. ~~ sidnum [2008/07/10 imdb.com]
- 2013:03 March
- 2013:02 February
- 2013:01 January
- Circuit breakers are banned in case the Borg assimilate them and become unstoppable. ~~ captainrevo1 [2012/11/06 sto-forum.perfectworld.com]
- 2012:12 December
- 2012:11 November
- 2012:10 October
- 2012:09 September
- Shaw flying off to find a civilization that wants to destroy mankind makes as much sense as Ann Frank stealing a gestapo car to drive to Berlin and asking Hitler why he's got a grudge. ~~ sinister_prog on Prometheus (2012) [2012/09/23 imdb.com]
- 2012:08 August
- We are the EA. Lower your standards and prepare to be acquired. Your intellectual and cultural distinctiveness will be discarded. You will adapt to serve the EA. Resistance is futile. ~~ jmmycrackcorn [2007/10/12 neogamr.net]
- 2012:07 July
- 2012:06 June
- Pull the vehicle over!... I have absolutely no way to chase you should you decide to run, so please pull over... Thank you sir, now put the kickstand down and step away from the bicycle. ~~ esoxexpress mocking the police smart car [2011/05 youtube.com]
- And I certainly never thought I'd end up in a threesome. Unfortunately, I don't mean a ménage-a-trois in that sexy French way. I mean, I'm in a relationship with my boyfriend and God. Well, his Christian God (a God I don't believe in). ~~ Natasha Scripture [2012/02/03 theatlantic.com]
- "We are finally learning that for some, suicide is not an attempt to get treatment, a step, if you will, on the road to healing," said noted psychotherapist Dr. Eli Wasserbaum. "In a majority of cases, it is a step into painless oblivion where nothing can hurt you ever again." ~~ The Onion [2000/03/15 theonion.com]
- 2012:05 May
- 2012:04 April
- 2012:03 March
- 2012:02 February
- Why do christians wear crosses around their neck?
You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a cross again?
i think it's a bit sick - It's like going up to the Kennedy clan wearing a rifle pendant...'just trying to keep his memoury alive, good ol' jack'
maybe this is why jesus hasn't returned he's in heaven saying "look dad, they're all wearing crosses - they missed the point i'm stay up here until they wear fishes" ~~ human animal [2011/04 answers.yahoo.com] - 2012:01 January
- Yes, it's a set up for a sequel, but on top of that, it gives the overall message. We can't get trapped in our own self pitty and depression over our failures, break ups, and love that never happened. We can't stay condensed in our own heads, hence why the ceiling is so small that he can't even stand up right. We need to go out, because it's a big world, way too big to be stuck in our own heads. Tony Leung is the representation that we need to move on in our lives, and experience the world. ~~ ThePynnacle [2011/05 youtube.com]
- 2011:12 December
- Mark Foley, Jim West, Ted Haggard, Mary Cheney, Matt Drudge, the Log Cabin Republicans, and now Larry Craig -- the list of Republicans who engage in homosexual activity keeps growing. I think it's fantastic that homosexuals have achieved some degree of success in politics. Unfortunately, they're all friggin' Republicans. The same damn party that is bound and determined to chip away at the rights of the gay community at every turn is also rapidly becoming as queer as a $3 bill. Why is that? Well, I think they're very confused. They're greedy and hateful and ignorant just like your average Republican, but for some reason, they seem to enjoy gay sex as well. Yet instead of coming out of the closet and being an open homosexual in their chosen political party (and perhaps calling for tolerance and open-mindedness -- gads!), they just decide it's better to shut up about it and pretend they're straight. ~~ spider_brad [2007/08/28 sodahead.com]
- 2011:11 November
- Same here. There are kids growing up that will never know the pain of having fapped to the first half of a loading jpeg, only to find out that the bottom half of the image was, indeed, a penis. ~~ chodewarrior [2011/11/11 reddit.com]
- I cycle a lot, and find the easiest thing to do is to think of motorists as constantly plotting your murder from behind the wheel of their armour plated death machines. Not really fair, but it helps me ride defensively. ~~ PanNarrans [2011/05/12 forums.nasioc.com]
- The CIA and MI6 are wimping out If he'd pulled this trick during the cold war, he would have had a mysterious "car accident" in the country late at night with lots of empty bottles and a young male prostitute in the car with him. That .45 caliber wound to his head would have obviously been from the steering wheel, of course. Now they just set him up on a phony charge for not requesting sexual relations via the Swedish government-approved triplicate form. What's next, claiming he killed someone with secondhand smoke, or arresting him for going over his personal carbon cap? ~~ concealment [2011/11/02 slashdot.org]
- 2011:10 October
- i just died from lack of oxygen to the brain because all the blood in my body rushed to my dick at the same time. ~~ parkerpaxton5 on Melanie Iglesias [2011/09/26 forums.nasioc.com]
- 2011:09 September
- "If you want to make an idea sound credible, just attribute it to Einstein, Sun Tzu, Benjamin Franklin or Abraham Lincoln. People will believe they said anything." -- Mark Twain
- Why is preventing people from taking their own lives a desirable policy goal, compared to, say, preventing misery and suffering? Coercive policies like drug prohibition, gun restrictions, and bridge barriers no doubt prevent some suicides, but likely actually also increase the general level of misery in the world. ~~ SisterY [2011/09/20 latimes.com]
- 2011:08 August
- an awful waste of space
- That's a bit dramatic, don't you think? If you are living your entire life waiting for someone else to come along and make it worth living then you have serious codependency issues. There's no Prince Charming, no Dream Guy, no Soulmate... there's guys that like you and guys that don't. Chances are you'll meet a guy who likes you, and you find that you have things in common and can stand each other... does this mean you're soulmates? NO... it means you're compatible... do animals have soulmates? NO... why? Simply because they lack the mental capacity to envision the idea of a "perfect mate". What about animals that mate for life? This is a conditioning part of their specific culture, not a cosmic force that binds their hearts together...
P.S. A world without Disney films would have been a world without the NEED for a Women's Rights movement. ~~ BRUTAL [2007/03/16 superherohype.com] - 2011:07 July
- The belief in an afterlife is the ultimate human vanity. The average psyche just cannot deal with the idea that one day it will cease to exist. Thus religions have been created to assuage their fears as well as function as systems for mass mind control. Religions have long been used to control human behavior. ~~ Zekester [2010/01/24 city-data.com]
- 2011:06 June
- Self-termination is a reasonable goal for many people today. It is less a commentary on the weakness of an individual than a commentary on a society where many people are simply unnecessary. We have advanced to a state where if a persons’ goals of self-actualization are not met, it is reasonable and noble to step out and allow another to self-actualize. This is an expected product of an advanced society. We should celebrate and aid these people rather than condemn them. Their choices allow greater freedom for all. ~~ ogma1 [2009/03/28 badscience.net]
- 2011:05 May
- Laughing gas is better. You go out thinking you're stepping into a beautiful new life and then... Th, th, th, that's all, folks!!! ~~ Dolmance [2011/04/28 thedailybeast.com]
- Have you ever known a person who was in an abusive relationship? Have you ever said to her or heard said to her things like “Why do you let him treat you that way?” “Why do you let him talk to you / hit you that way?” “Why don’t you leave him?” And have you ever heard the response “he’s not always that bad”? Doesn’t that answer make you want to strangle her yourself? But she’s not lying. He’s not always that bad. Sometimes he’s seductive and manipulative. He kisses her and makes love to her and tells her he’s sorry for everything. Maybe he makes her believe that it’s her fault; that if she would just do this and that and the other thing a little bit better or more often, it would all be okay. Maybe he makes her believe that she’s lucky to have him. But whatever he’s doing, she believes it’s not all bad, even through all the scars and cigarette burns and self esteem issues and crying, even while her girlfriends are trying to convince her that he’s not worth it. She sees at least some good in that relationship. And yes, I do see some beauty in life. I’m life’s battered woman, wondering if I will get the best results from grabbing a frying pan and fighting back or just getting the hell out. ~~ Classic NYer on life [2010/09/07 classicnycstory.com]
- The biggest casualty will probably be our Constitution. Whenever a tragedy likes this occurs, the government always announces a get tough on terrorists policy that will have no effect on the psychopaths who do this, but will severely limit our rights.
The huge loss of life is bad enough. The subsequent loss of what truly represents what this country stands for will be intolerable. ~~ rossz [2001/09/11 slashdot.org] - 2011:04 April
-
Consider the following scenario
You wake up and find yourself at a party.
You don't remember how you got there, and there are no windows to see outside the room.
People in the room are dancing and having fun
Some people, however, will suddenly feel a huge pain and have to stop dancing for a while, but eventually they return to dancing
Every once in a while, some thugs will come and punch the living shit out of someone. The person recovers after some time, and resumes dancing.
A small number of people will start to feel pain, but will not get better, and for the rest of the party will sit there and watch the rest dance and have fun
Every few minutes, darkness envelopes one of the people dancing and he vanishes. Nobody knows what happens to these people or where they go.
You, personally, have not felt much pain yet, and have spent most of the time dancing, but there is no guarantee of how much pain is to come.
You find a cell phone and you remember that you have a friend. You can call them to invite them to come to this party. Or you can decide not to invite them.
What do you do?
~~ Polerius on antinatalism [2008/05/27 boards.straightdope.com] - 2011:03 March
- 2011:02 February
- The Ku Klux Klan, LLC. has not or EVER will have ANY connection with The "Westboro Baptist Church". We absolutely repudiate their tactics.
- When the Twitter film comes out next year, i'm shaving my back and jumping in a swimming pool of jam so I can eat my self to death. ~~ Elephants_Gerald [2011/01/25 imdb.com]
- 2011:01 January
- With comfortably more than 2.5 million members between them, the closure of Empornium and PureTNA leaves a sizeable number of porn fans both empty handed and with nowhere to put their seeds. ~~ enigmax [2011/01/13 torrentfreak.com]
- 2010:12 December
- Too bad. See, you don't get to do that, to-- to come into somebody's life, make them care and then just check out.
- you sir are a gentleman and a scholar
- He was also responsible for developing the mouse, an invention that not only revolutionized home computing, but also forced millions of men to switch over to left-handed masturbation. ~~ WikiSysop [2008/05/19 dickipedia.org]
- 2010:11 November
- I overheard a guy getting dumped in a restaurant a while back. I actually heard a full grown woman say "with this 2012 thing we just don't know how much time we have" as part of her reasoning. ~~ jen331 [2010/11/12 imdb.com]
- so the virus comes in, borrows some cellular machinery for a few days, makes a few copies, and then leaves. our body's response is to call out the entirety of the navy, the marines, the army, the air force, the cavalry, mortar batteries, drone predators, and tactical nuclear strikes. for a crime which amounts to a homeless guy squatting in an unused home for a day or two ~~ circletimessquare [2010/11/02 slashdot.org]
- 2010:10 October
- 2010:09 September
- 2010:08 August
- 2010:07 July
- The christian god (I refuse to spell either with capitals) is immoral from the perspective of his own son. Lets look at the facts.
1. God raped Mary, she did not consent to intercourse,
2. God was not married to Mary but had pre-martial sex,
3. Mary was married to Joseph and so she committed adultery,
4. As God selected Mary, he coveted her,
5. Mary gave birth to a b***** child,
6. Joseph was Jesus' stepfather - so much for family values,
7. God never raised, visited or provided for his own son.
Shocking! How can this "god" set rules for others which he breaks!
One rule for some...another for others. What a hypocrite god must be!
~~ The Colonel [2007/12/22 femalefirst.co.uk/board] - 2010:06 June
- 2010:05 May
- ...life is like a movie: if you've sat through more than half of it and it sucked every second so far, it probably isn't gonna get great right at the very end for you and make it all worthwhile. No one should blame you for walking out early.
- anaphylactic shock possible
- 2010:04 April
- Real life lesbians are ugly as ****. Probably the reason why they switch sides is because they can't get a decent looking man in the first place. ~~ guest89 [2009/07/09 forum.bodybuilding.com]
- 2010:03 March
- For three games, for an entire decade, we've been fighting to contain or expand this omnipresent, unstoppable, world-consuming plague that is tiberium. And suddenly, the threat is just gone. Done. Vanished. It's as if after all the millions of dollars put into finding a cure of cancer, AIDS, and obesity, someone discovers we can cure all three of them by drinking urine. ~~ Nahilus [2010/03/02 forums.commandandconquer.com]
- 2010:02 February
- 2010:01 January
- 2009:12 December
- Tan lines are awesome. It's like someone took a highlighter to the good parts. ~~ Furious George [2008/10/01 upstandingfuckingcitizens.com]
- 2009:11 November
- 2009:10 October
- we die a little more
- it's a UNIX system! I know this!
- break the Prozac in half
- 2009:09 September
- WARNING: IF YOUR SPANISH TEACHER ASKS IF IT'S OKAY TO MOLESTAR YOU...SAY NO! ~~ Mr. Manzi [2007/05/16 urbandictionary.com]
- Why do atheists believe in imaginary numbers but not God? ~~ Your Future Boss [2009/08/06 answers.yahoo.com]
- 2009:07 July
- never let them see you bleed
- all wars are civil wars
- music to drown by
- 2009:06 June
- When looked at in an intellectually honest way, life is hardly a blessing. It's characterized by suffering and injustice. But there's no real alternative. You either live the life you're given or die and fade into nothingness. So, for lack of better idea, most people keep living. And to make themselves feel good about it, they decieve themselves into making life seem better than it really is. ~~ Subconsciousless [2008/09/23 answers.yahoo.com]
- 2009:05 May
- what the holy fuck the shits larger than life i dont want to have to decide between looking at the upper or lower quadrant of her nipple. ~~ Picasso on HD porn [2009/03/16 fohguild.org]
- It is far better to use words people understand. Often people in power are using the words because they want to feel self important. It is not right that voters should suffer because of some official's ego. ~~ Marie Clair [2008/11/03 news.stv.tv]
- At best it looks like a way to share spontaneous brain dumps with mates, at worst it seems like a pathetic attempt at social closeness between a bunch of strangers you wouldn't even look at if you bumped into them. ~~ Black Sabbath on Twitter [2009/05/05 slashdot.org]
- 2009:04 April
- think of this when you smoke tobacco
- Yeah but this is supposed to be kind of a macho film, and dudes don't just stand in front of mirrors with their briefs on so their superior officer can appear to get ready to push in his stool... ~~ sargesmash on a scene in Top Gun [2008/07/26 imdb.com]
- scalpel, sponge, magic wand
- tremble, mortals, and despair
- 2009:03 March
- all I've done my whole life is be pretty
- thinking makes it so
- The Irish space agency are planning a mission to the Sun. To make sure the astronauts don't get burned they plan to land at night. ~~ charcinders [2009/03/16 answers.yahoo.com]
- ritualistically shaved my testicles
- Men, is it "gay" to swallow your own semen? How many of you do it? ~~ REally [2008/10/03 topix.com]
- Your state after death is exactly the same as it was before you were born. The "nothingness" is nothing to fear, as you have already been there before. It's not like you're going to be conscious or aware of some dreadful silence and blackness around you. It's very difficult for a human being to imagine a state of "non-existence" since we all evolved with a deeply ingrained instinct for self-preservation, but that's what you need to do. Death is a welcome end to a life that has served it's purpose, a consummation devoutly to be desired. Pain is actually far more to be feared, and life provides plenty of that. ~~ Logic316 [2008/04/07 answers.yahoo.com]
- 2009:02 February
- Actually I really believe that if suicide was easy everyone would kill himself at some point of his life and humanity would extinct. ~~ Bitula2 [2004/08/31 ephilosopher.com]
- deserve neither liberty nor safety
- extraordinary claims
- pretty girl for an hour
- 2009:01 January
- already have a pussy
- makes the whole world blind
- I see millions and millions of stars
- weird mark next to my A
- moment to deliberate
- black and white, clear as crystal
- this is turning into a real marriage
- when I get out of here, I'm gonna have you fired
- That's right, every time you use a Kleenex tissue, you are blowing away ancient forests. ~~ Greenpeace Organization [2008 greenpeace.org]
- how's that for a punch line
- Kansas is going bye bye
- I will never come across another female such as this one. She is not just a mere human, but an entity, one which I will cherish on my hard drive. And if I should ever live to see the day I so much as eat dinner, no, sit next to her, I will have to shoot myself square in the medula, because nothing in my life could be any better, and I would have no other reason to live. ~~ Dyka on Reina Nakamata [2006/04/19 scanlover.com]
- I pardon you
- a shell that can actually be fired
- what plants crave
- insect or man, death should always be painless
- when you have to shoot, shoot
- you don't have to pass an IQ test
- 2008:12 December
- look at you, a pathetic creature
- You are wrong about proof of GOD. That is only an opinion. Santa claus is made up unless you have seen him!!! santa claus is actually satan,only spelled differently You must have faith that GOD is. Following the crowd gives you what you have. And thats that you have no proof that he doesn't exsists. But i do. ~~ im gone!!! [2008/08/23 answers.yahoo.com]
- I need your clothes
- I'm walkin' here
- even when I lie
- the best diplomat I know
- Supernintendo Chalmers
- 2008:11 November
- we both screw people for money
- Soylent Green day
- everybody in here's innocent
- President-elect Obama will likely become the first Muslim President, and may use the Koran to be sworn into office at his inauguration on January 20, 2009 ~~ Conservapedia editor [2008/11/05 conservapedia.com]
- 2008:10 October
- She;s had like 7 kids. Her vagina could probably hide a football. She would make a better drug mule than a Vice President source lost [answers.yahoo.com]
- half alive, mostly dead
- 2008:05 May
- they stay the same age
- 2008:04 April
- Agnostics are just atheists who think they are special and ecclectic. It's fashionable to say you're an agnostic nowadays. source lost [answers.yahoo.com]
- 2008:03 March
- rolflmao..kissing was an european invention *speechless* ..i guess fucking was invented by the missionaries source lost [answers.yahoo.com]
- 2007:12 December
- when I feel completely unoriginal
- 2007:04 April
- gentlemen, this is about combat
- When I was in the Philippines, we were taught a saying, “Green means ‘go.’ Yellow means ‘go faster.’ And red means ‘go anyway.’” ~~ JoeFuel [2006/06/21 tetherdcow.com]
- 2007:01 January
- among the creatures of the night
- I is black
- it's in my nature
- it even has a watermark
- I tried to cook a little
- return some videotapes
- I use a water activated gel cleanser
- Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done
- 2006
- me fail English? that's unpossible -- Ralph's self-assuring comment
- tread on my dreams
- not without incident -- Preston's last line before he pistol-massacres some dozens armed guards
- did my pin get in the way of your ass --
- derelick my own balls -- one of Derek's many awkward ripostes
- a center for ants -- at least three times bigger
- ridiculously good looking -- breaking the beauty meter
- so hot right now -- it's that damn Obama!
- taking crazy pills -- looked like he did when he said that
- piano key necktie -- ingenious invention by the fashion mogul Mugatu
- I need a lift in your el truck-o to the next town-o -- Brad Pitt's take at Spanglish
- I would like to thank the academy -- gratitude said at the Academy Awards
- expiration date 10000 years -- Cop 223's hope for the memory of his girlfriend
- don't cry for me I'm already dead -- Barney's lamentation as he succumbs to alcoholism
- as intelligence goes up -- Lisa's presentation on the inverse correlation between intelligence and happiness in her one of many graphs
- reign in hell than serve in heaven -- Paradise Lost, Milton
- invented the question mark -- Dr. Evil's father's outrageous claim
- beaten with an ugly stick -- Austin's opinion on a transvestite, surprisingly "ugly stick" is a real instrument
- it's a schooner -- reference to Ethan Suplee's inability to view a stereogram in Mallrats
- always have an escape plan -- Q's provident advice to Bond
- this is my heart, and it's broken -- explanation
- uncomfortable silences -- Mia's slick conversation with Vincent
- 200?
- There are four types of women in the world: gif, jpeg, png, and bmp source lost
- Bill made it famous
- moo moo! moo-moo moo... moo, moo-moo moo.
- don't shoot, I'm a human!
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find metatagged information and files
search engine pessimization
- 2013:04 April
- 2013:03 March
- 2011:02 February
- do you a or b
- 2010:09 September
- if you answered yes to
- 2009:06 June
- you are now leaving
- 2009:05 May
- 2009:04 April
- 2009:03 March
- We couldn't find any jobs for
- 2008:12 December
- New Page 1
- Your search did not match any documents -- finds unique search queries
- Untitled-1.psd IMG! -- Photoshop's default saved filename
- Clipboard01 IMG! -- IrfanView's default clipboard-pasted image filename, finds desktop screenshots
- Thank you for registering -- many forums' default registration email
- your password is -- finds ways institutions default their users' identities
- visitor number -- an ancient and still popular feature of the web
- Test Answer Key -- finds educational quick facts, or your homework if you're lucky
- 2008:06 June
- DSC00001 IMG! -- Sony digital cameras' default filename format, finds personal photos
- 2008:05 May
- untitled.bmp IMG! -- Microsoft Paint's default saved filename, finds miscellaneous images
- Untitled Document -- many programs' default saved filename, finds unfinished webpages
- 2007:04 April
- mailto -- a more business oriented search than below
- NOSPAM -- heh
- at gmail dot com -- pity, pity, I suppose the popularity of this obfuscation method is because many people imitate without questioning its effectiveness, replace after "at" the email provider's website to find others
- 2007:03 March
- Index of -- a quick way to find files, the results are Apache server directories
- 2006
- Winamp Generated Playlist -- finds music playlists, add a song name to the search to see how popular it is
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Published on Monday 10 November 2008 by Drant
