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popular phrases that can be parodied by replacing its original wording. Semicolons separate the main phrase and its variants in backslashes. (Predictability Rank 1)
generic phrasal templates from established idioms or conversational patterns. The capitalized variables often have at most one word results (Predictability Rank 2)
introductory or transitional phrases followed by elaboration. Some phrases are related to the Fill in the Blank category, but are placed here because they have more than one filler word (Predictability Rank 3)
popular phrases that can be parodied by replacing its original wording. Semicolons separate the main phrase and its variants in backslashes. (Predictability Rank 1)
[Gratitude], [first-person pronoun] [modal copula] [Location] [Quantification] [Duration], [Sample] [definite article] [Food], [additional conjunction] [negative imperative Forget] [infinitive Reward] [second-person possessive] [Server]
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Formula: - 2012:02 February
- 2012:01 January
- live fast, Play hard
- Influence is a hell of a drug
- 2011:12 December
- Label is not the preferred nomenclature
- I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Believer
- 2011:11 November
- deliver us from Badness
- I am Jack's Personality
- 2011:10 October
- damn it feels good to be a Boss
- my, what big Features you have
- it's simple, we kill the Enemy
- my other car is a Transport
- the unexamined Experience is not worth Experiencing
- 2011:09 September
- is Authority gonna have to Smite a bitch
- happiness is a warm Item
- Drug is not for everyone, side effects may include
- A++ Service, would Use again
- 2011:08 August
- Date a date which will live in infamy
- fucking Mystery how do they work
- 2011:07 July
- am I my Relation's keeper
- I'll huff and I'll puff and Blow your Property in
- 2011:06 June
- Emotion is a dish best served Temperature
- cheer up emo Person
- Stereotype think about Interest every Duration seconds
- curiously strong Item
- for want of Trifle, Significance was lost
- 2011:05 May
- first they came for the Oppressed, then they came for the Persecuted
- 2011:04 April
- one good Act deserves another
- 2011:03 March
- bitches don't know bout my Property
- with People like these
- A, B, and the American way
- rebel without a Ruse
- 2011:02 February
- 2011:01 January
- 2010:12 December
- Miswording. you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
- the Terror inquisition
- 2010:11 November
- there's a Fool born every minute
- no Essential and no Necessity makes Deranged go something something
- mi Property es su Property
- if heaven doesn't have Interest, I'm not going
- I pledge allegiance to the flag of State, and to the Government for which it stands
- casts level Level Spell
- 2010:10 October
- a good Artisan never reveals his secrets
- I love it when you talk Moody
- I have a dream that one day
- Infamy heard 'round the world
- look at your Possession, now back to Superior
- the Trickster who cried Lie
- 2010:09 September
- you say This I say That let's call the whole thing off
- now you're thinking with Tool
- 2010:08 August
- this is my Treasure, there are many like it, but this one is mine
- did you do something to your Appearance
- Objects are a girl's best friend
- 2010:07 July
- in cyberspace no one can hear you Emote
- 2010:06 June
- is Seducer trying to seduce me?
- it's got what Consumers crave
- hurts Itself in Its confusion
- 2010:05 May
- hic sunt Monsters
- life's a bitch then you Suffer
- judge me by my Appearance do
- requiescat in State
- 2010:04 April
- Problem? there's a Solution for that
- are you smarter than a Comparison
- 2010:03 March
- don't anthropomorphize Objects, they hate that!
- bad Pet! no biscuit!
- this is your life, and it's ending one Minutia at a time
- I want my Type tv
- the last temptation of Figure
- america's next top Professional
- this is the way Institution ends: not with a bang, but a whimper
- so this is how Monument dies, with thunderous applause
- 2010:02 February
- battle of the Competitors
- survival of the Greatest
- Disappointment, I am disappoint
- billy mays here for Product
- 2010:01 January
- pay no attention to that Deception behind the curtain
- fastest Skill in the west
- post Trauma stress disorder
- case of the exploding Object
- too long; didn't Attend
- thou shalt have no other Idols before me
- 2009:12 December
- smile, you're on candid Show camera
- devil may Strut
- Non Sequitur. your argument is invalid
- if Figure is so Great, then why is he dead?
- Work is hard, let's go Liesure; math\Liesure; Work\shopping
- quis Watchiet ipsos Watcheres
- have Necessity—will travel
- 4 out of 5 dentists recommends Product BOM!
- if you strike me down, I shall become more Powerful than you can possibly imagine
- I am the very model of a modern major Extraordinaire
- 2010 the year we make Difference
- Cynic is the original emo kid BOM!
- if god wanted us to do So, he would have given us Blessings
- we'll always have Nostalgia
- 2009:11 November
- when a man loves an Object
- sic semper Evilus
- the Mastermind behind the curtain
- dingo ate my Possession
- Deprecation considered harmful
- Suspicious doth Feign too much
- this little piggy went Destination, this little piggy stayed Home
- all work and no play makes jack a Troubled boy
- if you don't buy this Product, we'll kill this Innocence
- in Location born and raised, on Hangout was where I spent most of my days...
- if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the Problem
- wham bam thank you Rhyme
- an ounce of Modicum is worth a pound of Magnitude
- 2009:10 October
- Desist, you have Quantity seconds to comply
- anything you Do can and will be used against
- don't mess with the Magnate
- Achieve together, die alone
- nice Property you got here, shame if anything were to happen to It
- your lawfully wedded Companion
- when Yin met Yang
- also Spoke Declarer
- ich bin ein Citizen
- they can put a man on the moon but they can't do Easiness
- give my regards to Endearment
- built Brand tough
- imma let you finish, but Idol is the best of all time
- get out of Trouble free card
- get your ass to Destination
- 2009:09 September
- never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by Flaw
- the great Medium purge
- what does the scouter say about Their Level?
- Resistance is a harsh mistress
- are you now or have you ever been a Criminal?
- keep on Doin'
- if Offered I will not Accept, if Given I will Decline
- no Prize for you!
- viva la Concept
- 2009:08 August
- don't put all your Valuables in one basket
- they're always after me Prized Posessions
- Workin' ain't easy
- Name 3:16
- yo dawg, I heard you like Interests, so I put Object inside Object so you can Do while you Do
- 2009:07 July
- gotta Catch them all
- Analogy is like sex
- Martyr died for your sins
- Stereotypes think about Desire every Duration seconds
- 2009:05 May
- continuing adventures of Hero
- Sportlympics
- begun, the Motif war has
- stop! Action time
- Percent of statistics are made up
- Doing Things since Year
- run Hero! run like the wind!
- help me Savior, you're my only hope
- ceiling cat is watching you Transgress
- don't let the Obstacle hit you on your way out
- have you Hugged an Appreciatee today?
- the few, the proud, the Elites
- who let the Troublers out?
- so Intense it hurts
- I'm a doctor, not an Else
- it's time to Rampage and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum
- what's that lassie? Trouble?
- meet the new Entity, same as the old Entity
- we interrupt this Program for Importance
- garbage in, Stuff out
- the great Institution robbery; train
- I Tamper your Property, I Tamper it up!; drink\Property
- chief Operations officer
- beware Deceivers bearing Gifts; greeks\Gifts; Deceivers\gifts
- if Objects could talk
- keep your Familiarity close, your Threat closer; Familiarity\friends; enemies\Threat
- Concept is dead, long live Concept!
- 2009:04 April
- it's on like Rhyme
- I Offend in your general direction
- whatcha gonna do when Authority comes for you?
- stupid sexy Envy
- oh my god, they killed Character! you bastards!
- these are not the Distractions you're looking for
- what's the deal with Issue?
- Adversity free is the way to be
- Practice early, Practice often
- if you Respond within the next Quantity Time, we'll Offer
- a million little Things
- honey I Experimented the Victim; shrunk; blew
- it's the year Future BOM!
- when it absolutely, positively, has to be So
- save an Endangered, kill an Endangerment
- at long last, Realization
- I'll raise you Wager
- the Outputter that keeps on Persisting; gift\Persisting; Outputter\giving
- taxi driver! follow that Pursuit!
- wild Creature appears!
- I vant to suck your Content
- the Invaders are coming! the Invaders are coming!
- hungry hungry Creature
- phantom of the Establishment
- 2009:03 March
- obey the Authority
- Idol has a posse
- Graffitist was here
- good morning Place
- Pest-be-gone
- Excuse ate my homework
- Dysphemism is such an ugly word
- the periodic table of Study
- talk the Proclamation talk and walk the Commitment walk
- heeeeeeeeere's Celebrity
- strong enough for a Benchmark but made for a Consumer
- the Mastermind behind the curtain
- and now for my next magic trick, I will make Colossus disappear
- we can't stop here, this is Domain country
- twinkle, twinkle, little Things
- so long, and thanks for all the Gifts
- I've had it with these motherfuckin Pests on this motherfuckin Medium; snakes\Medium; Pests\plane BOM!
- can god create a Thing so Great that he can't Affect it? BOM!
- suddenly, Trend is cool
- dances with Companions
- have you stopped Beating your Relation
- the Concept can be Described is not the true Concept
- days of our Particular lives
- what do you get when you cross Something and Another?
- six degrees of Personality; Relational separation
- a bridge too Situated
- I know what you did last Time
- Expositions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink
- oh I wish I were a Diminutive
- Pimp in da house
- a woman without a man is like an Example without a Nonsequitur
- a few good Meriters
- the big bad Oppressor
- the Project has landed
- well Punish my Bodypart and call me Epithet BOM!
- practice makes Result
- almost Celebrated
- Elapsed days since last accident
- Proceed, rinse, repeat
- an Animal with no name
- the road to Consequence is Paved with Intentions; hell\Intentions; Consequence\intentions; Topic hell BOM!
- the Fruit doesn't fall far from the Relative tree; apple\Relative; Fruit\apple; Fruit\the tree
- my name is Forename, and I'm an Addiction addict; am\a; am\an BOM! -- Internet
- the Pejorative store called, they're running out of you
- mo money mo Problems
- Touch me, I'm Ethnic; kiss\Ethnic; Touch\irish
- lord of the Things; rings
- Pejorative, thy name is Subject; frailty\Subject; Pejorative\woman
- shall I compare thee to a summer's Play
- thank you for not Violating
- Person is in your extended network
- Dragging on empty
- now you see Apparation, now you don't
- I heart Interest
- 2009:02 February
- Interaction rots your brain
- Unction junction what's your Function
- don't fear the Creeper
- don't walk, run to Priority!
- why so Emotional?
- when there's no more Room in Hell, the Wretched will walk the Earth; hell\Wretched; hell\the dead
- Topic and the city
- Messages from the underground
- desperate house Dwellers
- here be Dangers
- attack of the 50 ft. Icon
- miss Pun :: Behave; Demeanor; Informed; guided; Understood
- requiem for an Ideal
- talk Sexy to me
- if it's not broken, Tinker it
- close encounter of the Different kind
- Characteristic should be made of sterner stuff
- what does this Switch do
- you've been a very bad Sinner
- one Solution fits all
- be Emotional, be very Emotional
- these boots are made for Doin'
- happy little Things
- a Utility is a terrible thing to Waste; mind\Waste; Utility\waste
- it's always Weathery in City; sunny\City; Weathery\philadelphia
- if the Occupied's a-Busyin, don't come a-Intrudin; rockin\Intrudin; Busyin\knockin; rockin\knockin; rocking\knocking
- Topic is like a box of Stuff; life\Stuff; Topic\chocolates
- Virtue is the best policy
- one Portion coming right up; *2
- recovering Obsession addict
- say it with Gift
- cream of the Batch crop
- Candidate most likely to Become :: from yearbooks
- able to leap Challenging Obstacles in a single Bound
- no! not the Trauma! anything but the Trauma! BOM!
- the Sin's rejects
- Tools are a Specialist's best friend; diamond\Person; Commodity\girl
- leave Scapegoat alone! -- sarcastic sympathy
- no Essential? no Requirement? no problem!
- your mom's so Flawed; mom's so fat; mom so fatyo mom is so
- your mama's so Flawed; mama's so fat; mama so fat; yo mama is so
- Signal once for Option, twice for Alternative; Signal\yes\no
- she ain't Burdensome, she's my Relation; she\heavy\Relation; she\Burdensome\sister; they\Burdensome\Relation
- he ain't Burdensome, he's my Relation; heavy\Relation; Burdensome\brother
- can it be Play time now?
- honk if you Agree
- Cryptic's way of saying Intention; nature's
- my Relation is an honor roll student
- wrong on Issue, wrong for State; Issue\america BOM!
- whatchoo talkin bout, Rambler?
- Instrument hero
- thanks, Superhero man!
- why did the Individual cross the road?
- one does not simply Stride into Fortress; walk\Fortress; Stride\mordor BOM!
- his name was In Memoriam, his name was In Memoriam
- when They outlaw Commodities, only outlaws will have Commodities BOM!
- i can haz Objective
- Violators will be Punished on sight; Violators\shot
- coming to you live from Establishment
- professional Specialist on a closed course. do not attempt
- Potential in the rough
- there's no place like Familiarity
- pimp my Medium
- 2009:01 January
- so Many Obligations, so Little time; much; many\little; many\few; much\little; much\few
- bed bath and Furnishment
- Coming to a Medium near you: Novelty
- eightfold path to Improvement
- psst! hey, wanna Buy a Bootleg? BOM!
- daddy what's a Commonplace?; dad; grandpa; mommy; mom; grandma BOM!
- knock knock, who's there? Pun. Pun who? Punchline
- what do you get when you cross Something and Anything
- mother/father of all Commodities
- I, for one, welcome our new Creature overlords
- jumping Figure on a pogo stick!
- not a Dweller was stirring not even an Imp; creature\Imp; Dweller\mouse
- 'twas the Eve before Eventnight\Event; Eve\christmas
- roses are This, violets are That; These are red, Those are blue
- Idol is my homeboy/homegirl
- maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Factor BOM!
- outAct, outAchieve, outAccomplish; outwit\outplay\outAccomplish
- well, color me Emotional
- instant Product, just add Catalyst; Product\water; Fool\alcohol; Specialist\coffee BOM!
- natural born Doers
- how many Fools does it take to Accomplish Task; change/screw a lightbulb BOM!
- there once was a man from Place
- Behaves like an Archetype, Functions like an Epitome; a\an; an\a; an\an; float\sting BOM!
- one small step for Entity, one giant leap for Collective; an Entity; man\Collective; Entity\mankind BOM!
- baseball, apple pie, and Americanism; hot dogs BOM!
- where we're going we don't need Obsoletism BOM!
- the curious case of Person
- the Or the merrier
- once upon a time in Setting
- 2008:12 December
- paved paradise and put up a Construction BOM!
- the day Medium stood still
- Circumstance makes strange Allies; politics\Allies; Circumstance\bedfellows BOM!
- attack of the Invaders; killer BOM!
- the Retaliator strikes back BOM!
- Someway or the highway
- a streetcar named Epithet; Thing\desire BOM!
- Variety soup for the soul; Nourishment\soul
- where do you want to Do today
- all the Content that's fit to Publish; Content\print; news\Publish
- cue Expectation in 3... 2... 1 BOM!
- daddy needs a new pair of Prize
- thou shalt not Transgress
- when Villain gets Angry, people die
- can you Sense me now
- don't hate Prodigy because It's Gifted; beautiful
- Gluttony, and a diet coke
- They're here They're queer Reaction; here, queer, Action
- a day without Essential
- Letter to the izzo
- it's Action time
- joe the Worker
- Idea you can believe in
- just what the Professional ordered
- now in Novelty flavor BOM!
- now with Percent more Relish BOM!
- Sporting is not a crime BOM! :: 0812 bicycling
- give me your Fallen, your Stricken; us BOM!
- Unqualified and in charge
- every time you Transgress, Power kills an Innocent; god\Harms\Innocent; Power\Harms\kitten; god\Harms\kitten BOM!
- Enhanced for her pleasure
- save the Individual, save the Objective; cheerleader\Objective; Individual\world :: 0812 environment
- Innocuousness kills
- I'm not a Professional, I just play one
- vast Partisan wing conspiracy
- I pity the Fool who Blunders
- Serving du jour
- Product does not protect against Affliction
- current mood Feeling :: a feature of web journals for writers to add to their entries
- Make Your way to Success; Cheat\success
- big Pun theory
- uncle sam wants Demand
- Figure wants you to Comply
- I eat Pejoratives like you for breakfast
- all's fair in Topic and Course; love\Course; Topic\war;
- it's a Feature! it's a Quality! it's Amazement!; bird\plane\Amazement BOM!
- myspace a place for Stereotypes
- your friendly neighborhood Noun
- where's the Substance
- Products r us
- 2008:11 November
- it slices, it dices, it Performs!
- by reading this Writing, you Acquiesce
- Pacifists gone wild
- Variety, Diversity, and Miscellany, oh my!; lions\tigers\and Miscellany; lions\tigers\bears\and Discrepancy; lions|tigers|bears
- Hype is a piece of shit, and so is your face
- I am Title, hear Me Roar; woman\Emote
- this old House
- new Entrant on the block; kid; kids
- Percent of statistics are made up
- trust me I'm a Professional
- Consumer tested, Authority approved
- friends, Fellows, Comrades, lend me your Senses. I come to bury Victim, not to praise It
- don't blame me, I voted for Candidate
- the temperature at which Matter burns
- dude, you're getting a Product
- 2008:09 September
- when the Situation gets Tough, the Tough gets Prevailing; Situation\tough; going\Tough; going\tough BOM!
- Topic means never having to say you're Emotional; Topic\sorry :: 0902 apologetics BOM!
- 2008:07 July
- Scandal-gate
- 2008:06 June
- random acts of Behaviorness
- 2008:05 May
- I sense a disturbance in the Mileau
- the Power is strong with this Prodigy; force\Prodigy; Parodic force; Power\one
- may the Power be with you; Parodic force
- I felt a great disturbance in the Medium, as if millions of Victims suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced; force\Victims BOM!
- I like my Preferences like I like my Comparisons...; women\Comparisons; men\Comparisons; Preferences\coffee; women\coffee; men\coffee
- with apologies to Parodyee BOM!
- 2007:12 December
- 2 Persons 1 Object
- 2007:11 December
- Conspiracy industrial complex
- 2007:10 October
- Name, I choose you!
- 2007:06 June
- I can't believe it's not Authenticity BOM!
- 2007:04 April
- a clockwork Fruit
- step Filler Instructions, step Penultimate Ellipse, step Final profit! :: South Park Gnomes
- 2007:02 February
- we Misinform you Accept; report\Assent
- no, Mr. Name, I expect you to Fail; Mr. Bond\Fail; Name\die
- for great Justice
- take off every Fighter :: 0903 clothes
- you have no chance to React, make your Finality
- you are on the way to Doom
- all Your Possession are belong to Dominator; base\Dominator; Possession\us
- how are you Audience
- main Screen turn on
- we get Signal
- somebody set up us the Trap
- in a.d. Year, Period was beginning
- 2007:01 January
- I'm leaving on a Transport
- forgive me, Mentor, for I have Infracted; father\Infracted; Mentor\sinned
- enter the Domain
- early bird catches Prize
- rolling stone gathers no Experience
- paint it Color
- I was told there'd be Incentives
- big fucking Thing :: I know what you're thinking
- 2006
- in soviet russia, Noun Verbs you!; soviet Place BOM! :: 0901 Soviet America
- a Noun by any other name
- people for the ethical treatment of Triviality BOM! :: so much fun with this one
- Metaphor is a battlefield
- the loneliest Noun
- Adjective things come to those who Verb :: but don't wait too long!
- till Condition do us part
- boy meets Entity
- saving Goods for a rainy day ::
- I now pronounce you Partner and Spouse; husband\Spouse; Spouse\wife BOM!
- React now or forever hold your Discontent
- Hostility first Pacifism later; shoot first\Pacifism; Hostility\ask questions later BOM! :: declare war first, diplomacy never
- lean, mean, Processing machine
- ultimate Performing machine
- Language, do you speak it :: Motherfucker.
- only the Virtuous die young :: tell that to Darwin
- make Goal not Aversion; Goal\war; love\Aversion :: those sex crazed pacifists
- got Noun? :: Got Toilet Paper?
- Secret is out of the bag
- where's your Idol now :: The Burger King
- mr. Citizen goes to washington :: corrupts absolutely
- you may remember Person from such :: "Hi, I'm Phil Hartman"
- you are what you Do :: humanists are cannibals
- there's a Spoiler in my soup :: 0600 chicken
- Addicts anonymous :: perhaps you might be interested in Internet Anonymous?
- this is your brain on Influence :: your brain on Rachael Leigh Cook
- Yin are from mars, Yang are from Venus :: if I'm from Earth, what does that make me?
- it looks like you're writing a Composition :: R.I.P. Clippy 97-2003
- a Whole is worth a Quantity Derivatives; Whole\thousand words; picture\Derivatives :: a video is worth is a million words?
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generic phrasal templates from established idioms or conversational patterns. The capitalized variables often have at most one word results (Predictability Rank 2)
I would like to solve the puzzle
Inquiring Mind Wants to Know...
Question: - 2012:02 February
- 2012:01 January
- deny Evildoer the satisfaction of Loot
- the single largest gathering of Group
- Ingredient plus alcohol equals Mishap
- I will Concede, I will Oblige, but I will not Resign
- Temptation, why must you tempt me so
- oh Joker you kidder
- understand the allure of Interest
- 2011:12 December
- looks like a job for Hero
- what is with Stereotype and Behavior
- it's a bad Time to be So
- congratulations on being the Ordinal person to Repeat
- Heroes, we salute you
- what separates the Exceptional from the Mediocre
- never trust a Suspect that Deviates
- 2011:11 November
- how fucking hard could it be to...
- that's the Favorite I know and love
- can your Item do this
- the Emotion is palpable
- System doesn't work like that
- you really can't go wrong with Solution
- the other Taboo word
- Plurality spoke and Authority listened
- you won't see this on Censor
- Extraordinaire really outdone itself this time
- bleak portrait of Reality
- remember when Nostalgia used to be good
- 2011:10 October
- why don't you Act like everybody else
- nothing like Incentive to motivate Slacker
- I did Fad before it was cool
- is your Relative a Sinner
- you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll Express
- I can Do it myself thank you very much
- then Extraordinare comes along and blows you away
- 2011:09 September
- this is no way to Do
- what does an Unqualified need a Gimmick for
- Subject? Correction is more like it
- who needs that many Excess
- Addon costs more than Product itself
- some things should stay Hidden
- more than you ever wanted to know about Subject
- 2011:08 August
- if you're going to be Bad, at least be Redeeming
- you wouldn't happen to have Fortune lying around
- Exclusivities are for cool people
- Dubiousness can't be that bad right
- Event was so Extreme I forgot to React
- anyone who says otherwise is an Insult
- Activity for the whole family
- remember why you loved Favorite in the first place
- a vote for Person is a vote for Idea
- 2011:07 July
- death to all Objection
- Competitor stepping up Its game
- Effect has been unkind to Victim
- Insufficiency just won't cut it
- please don't say it's Disappointment
- Attraction as you never seen it before
- more of an insult to Comparison than Subject
- keeps getting Intenser and Intenser
- I must have that Product
- Condition has its perks
- why do the Typical ones always Expect
- taste of Place
- Pretention does not make you a better Person
- I forgot how much I hate Despise
- 2011:06 June
- all things Covered
- I stopped reading at Annoyance BOM!
- Situation sounds like a plot of Fiction
- It is many things but Exception It is not
- all I learned about Topic I learned from Teacher
- Sinner gets what's coming to them
- Subject is not known for its Shortcomings
- you may have won this time Annoyance
- Expiration on borrowed time
- meanwhile in Locale IMG!
- what am I going to do with Surplus
- into the mind of a Personality
- Emoter gets me every time
- fuck Rejection fuck Angst fuck life
- Sayer may actually be right
- Reminisce one day and laugh
- not Surrendering without a fight
- so Orthodox is considered Unorthodox now?
- yeah Quirk does that
- Celebrity knows how to make a grand entrance
- Success is everything Failure should have been
- now before you go Angry on me
- Flair was a nice touch
- constant source of Emotion
- 2011:05 May
- remember when Nostalgia was good
- Dysfunctional is retarded like that
- Hopeless is beyond saving
- Awesome kicks some serious ass
- oh Sly, you dog
- so we're calling Word Euphemism now
- pretty hard to fuck up Simplicity
- like something out of Fiction
- Disappearance, gone, just like that
- somebody give this man an Award
- Rattle more why dontcha
- Apathist doesn't give a fuck
- we Experienced like kings
- Shock hits you like a train
- nobody wants to steal your Uselessness
- React like it's a crime to Normalize
- a few Parts short of a Whole
- Idea huh, I like that
- soon there won't be an Endangered
- everybody wants Receive but nobody wants Give
- got Emotional just looking at Stimulus
- one good thing to come out of Failure
- remember why I loved Nostalgia
- more than any One should Be
- you're not Leaving out of this one
- don't you dare compare This to That
- and by Sarcasm I mean Joke
- making a killing on Morbidity
- why do I feel like I'm being Manipulated
- where would I get my Addiction fix
- you gotta give it to the Creditee
- subtlety of a Boom
- Satisfactory enough Adequate enough Sufficient enough
- Deceased Achieved more in death than in life
- 2011:04 April
- what does him being Different have to do anything
- where Influence goes Effect follows
- what's so sexy about Normality
- there's just no pleasing Critic
- Miracle doesn't cure cancer but it's good enough
- where Things go to die
- this is not that kind of Inappropos
- Goodness only when it suits
- I think I'll take the word of Expert over Commoner
- I think I'll stick with Usual
- Appearance tells a lot about Persona
- what Person can resist
- secret Environment lair
- if you Do so, I hate you
- 2011:03 March
- nothing is sacred to Sacrilege
- they should rename it to Apropos
- mr expert on Topic
- almost make me want to Do it again, almost
- it's not fair to Victim it's not fair to Outcome
- Informal should be a real word
- 2011:02 February
- Anything is like sex
- whoever came up with Badness should be shot
- why Obsoletism is no longer relevant
- Imitator taking design cues from Model
- Quality should not be this good
- how often do you use the word Word
- Victim keeps getting shafted by Problem
- 2011:01 January
- you're the Umpteenth person to say
- I trust Unreliable as much as I trust Undependable
- bow down to their superior Quality
- sing to the tune of Fortune
- that is one lucky Receiver
- drop everything for Interest
- Utility will be your best friend
- 2010:12 December
- because Meriter deserves Quality
- if you are going to Lose, might as well Lose in style
- Carer has a Strange way of showing it
- Favorite is full of win
- it makes you wonder how Incompetence passed Education
- pretty Good for a dead Obsolence
- an Object with an identity crisis
- the new face of Brand
- anything this Extreme can't be Good
- the best Complement for the best Archetype
- Overdrama is turning into a soap opera
- Incompetent will get eaten alive in Challenge
- 2010:11 November
- look at the Prominence on that thing
- a Fool could write a better Composition BOM!
- don't pull the Ideology card
- like threading a needle while Chaos
- give the gift of Concept
- I wouldn't be caught dead within Distance of Revulsion
- Challenge is like trying to steer a Juggernaut
- Mistaker dropped the ball on this one
- consider me officially Mood
- double the Fuel double the Experience
- Boyfriend is a lucky bastard
- poor misunderstood Victim
- Problem couldn't come at a worse time
- how dumb can Idiot be
- but Reality says otherwise
- how did Development get so damn Excessive
- this Obsolescence is deader than Dead
- Oddity, what will they think of next
- interesting choice of Peculiarity
- who died and made you the Arbiter of Topic?
- plenty of Supply to go around
- you will address me as Eminence
- 2010:10 October
- what does Heartless know about love
- take my Superficial but not my Soul
- you don't have to be Expert to know Obvious
- to call Subject Quality would be an understatement
- err on the side of Caution
- not to be confused with Eminence
- Many Items and Several Articles later
- about as useful as Uselessness
- to the consternation of Annoyed
- Capitalist wants your money
- to know Admiration is to love Admiration
- 2010:09 September
- they don't call me Sobriquet for nothing
- what is Futility trying to achieve
- Naive Consumes anything Manipulator feeds them
- someone's a fan of Admiration
- if loving Forbidden is wrong, then I don't want to be right
- I like It but It doesn't like me
- come for the Offer, stay for the Intrigue
- don't let the Appearance scare you
- Treasure is god's gift to man
- Effort one's way out of Predicament
- Atrocity makes me want to cry
- fall in love with Interest again
- just not the same without Essence
- 2010:08 August
- getting Addiction withdrawal
- where has Treasure been my whole life
- Affected in ways It's never been Affected
- Trigger gets me every time
- Resenter knows how to hold a grudge
- making it more Bad than it already is
- Associate's love affair with Topic
- only so much Pressure an Endurer can take
- Conspiracy was an inside job
- am I a Trouble magnet?
- healthy dose of Pep
- to the untrained Viewer
- so what if I am Bad
- but when It is good It's really good
- it may be a Crap, but it's my Crap
- or what? you'll Threaten me?
- one Mistake and it's all over
- 2010:07 July
- sad day to be a Victim
- Stuff, Things, and you
- a Strange way of showing it
- Long, that's a mouthful
- god given right to Mess
- Evildoer should go to jail
- everything is Common nowadays
- earth to Clueless
- first of all it's spelled Correction
- you are a Model, act like one
- shamelessly Stolen from Source
- Travesty makes Comparison look like an oscar winner
- lay off the Addiction, man
- 2010:06 June
- she can Innuendo me any time
- like sticking a bandage on a Serious wound
- your Craving fix
- who pays Exorbitant for a Commodity?
- your precious little Insignificance
- what did the Punner say to Joke
- 2010:05 May
- when has Obstacle ever stopped Obstinate from Inclining
- Corrupted becomes the very thing it Opposed
- where did you learn to Perform like that
- if you looked up the word Word, you'll find Archetype
- in Bungler's infinite wisdom
- dark chapter in Institution's history
- Villain lied Victim died
- my left nut for Prize
- ready set Do
- now don't I feel Realized
- biting the hand that Benefits it
- bring a child into this Bad world
- a pretty Style does not make Substance
- that's just Itself being Itself
- size of Egotist's ego
- Deficiency would be like Essence without Complement
- 2010:04 April
- Similarity and Likeness are two sides of the same coin
- the longest Duration seconds of my life
- I sold my soul to Malevolence
- Group hijacked the word Term
- not quite Genre, not quite Category
- the Volatility genie back into the bottle
- my favorite Article along with my favorite Object
- and of course everybody's favorite Thing
- price of Treasure is eternal vigilance
- remove Word from your vocabulary
- like choosing between Terrible and Horrible
- another one of Philanderer's conquests
- all aboard the Brand express
- Sanctity used for target practice
- Ostentating like it's nobody's business
- Villain strikes again
- Prosecutor vs the internet
- where would Descendent be without Antecedent
- 2010:03 March
- why Bargain when you can Alternate
- we don't serve here Minority
- Witnessing Disaster is like watching a train wreck in slow motion
- no more Excess for me
- who made you the Authority on Matter?
- thus Star was born
- the closest the world came to Breakthrough
- Mob will have Scapegoat's head on a stick
- Chaospocalypse
- Chaosmageddon
- Hostile will eat Victim alive
- Predictable never ceases to amaze me
- Audacity knows no bound
- let me tell you something about Familiarity
- Clueless doesn't know the first thing Matter
- if there's anyone who could Do It, it would be Candidate
- no Device is going to save Hopeless
- leave your Hindrance at the door
- too Revolutionary for its time
- where's the outrage over Controversy?
- Villain under the guise of Innocence
- Overwatcher knows you better than you know yourself
- the life and death of Character
- mind if I call you Nick
- too Much for Tolerance, too Little for Necessity
- Epithet by name, Epithet by reputation
- I don't want Distaste to be the last thing I Sense
- day in the life of Subject
- the model t of Generics
- somewhere, a Victim is crying BOM!
- quick! before the Bane comes
- Infractor gets what was coming to them
- it is an insult to compare Magnificence to Trivium
- Execute with conviction
- how did we go from Order to Chaos?
- I'll never look at Paradigm the same way ever again
- 2010:02 February
- forgot how addictive this Nostalgia is
- everything that is wrong with Institution
- learn the meaning of Term before using them
- get it through your Pejorative head
- that's Duration of my life I'm never getting back
- you can tell a lot about a person by their Properties
- what have Competitor got that I don't?
- you will be begging for Mercy
- don't go all Neurotic on me
- too busy Trivializing to realize
- there's more to life than Mundanity
- Travesty is an insult to the word Word
- Classics never go out of style
- Trifle is child's play compared Titan
- Hypocrite is not so innocent
- 2010:01 January
- the Fatale your mother warned you about
- Character's actually Complimentary when It's not being Aversive
- to call Abomination Label would be Offensive to the word Label
- we're Bigwigs, we can do whatever we want
- Significance was the Equivalence of its time
- a million things can go wrong with Complexity
- always have a Tool handy
- I paid Big bucks for this?!
- first of many Troubles to come
- anything to say before Judgment
- we'll all be Futuring by then
- who Consumed this just for the Pleasure?
- Victim had it coming
- Deviant doesn't play well with other Peers
- Automation does the Work for you
- the old Trick trick
- still waiting for my Futurism
- yay for Cheer
- they call me the Title
- Medium as social commentary
- Ridiculousness makes as much sense as Absurdity
- to what do I owe this Reception?
- Delivery with Receiver's name on it
- do you know what time it is? it's Action time!
- don't you ever get tired of being Pejorative
- half man, half Hybrid
- part man, part Chimera
- ask a Specialist
- 2009:12 December
- down that Bad road before
- give this man an Award
- Egoist loves the sound of one's own voice
- Application done right
- you can never have enough Goodness
- Tool will be your best friend
- a Product that doesn't suck
- Permanence is like riding a bicycle
- Counterintuition beats the purpose of Intention
- Atrocity committed in the name of Sanctity
- I need Aversion like I need cancer
- yes, your Highness
- say goodbye to Badness
- Struggle hasn't been all Ease and Simplicity
- Risk on thin ice
- Forged to perfection
- kids used to call me Nickname
- Overpowerer gets the best of Sufferer
- how low can Depraved go?
- we're all cogs in the System machine
- Example pretty much sums up Idea
- get their Filthy hands on Preciousness
- what's better than one Goodness? two Goodnesses!
- when Entities collide
- you waste of Triviality
- do people still use Archaic?
- the Dislike you love to hate
- the Nostalgia I once knew and loved
- Availability for the rest of us
- 2009:11 November
- Hypocrite cries foul
- the final days of Doom
- ahh, I love this Adoration
- Star may never Rise again
- is this the end of Doom
- Travesty, if you want/can call it that
- another Psycho with a Neurotic complex
- Unconvention as a form of torture
- let's go Cheer! let's go!
- a little Thing called Familiarity
- this is like a Wisher's dream come true
- if only Missing were here
- you know why they call it So?
- own brand of Decision
- in typical Stereotype fashion
- not to be out Done by Rival
- if Topic were a class, I'd Pass
- sarcasm is the Medium of Users
- as many Myriads as there are Stuff in the universe
- Frankenstein has created a monster
- love that Thing
- Rejection is for suckers
- Bad to none Good to all
- nothing good to say about Dullness
- a shred of Worth
- gotta hand it to Creditee
- picture of Stereotype next to the word Word
- the Promise that never came
- 2009:10 October
- I will enjoy watching you Suffer
- Tease, you gotta love em
- you know how Stereotypes are
- already Bad enough as it is
- not even Panacea can save Hopeless now
- how shall I put it... Judgment
- wherever Ruiner goes Ruin follows
- do I detect a Nuance?
- reading too much into Conspicuousness
- what is Eccentric's obsession with Oddity?
- it's a bad time to be a Scapegoat
- if They're the Notability then I'm the Remarkability
- play the Pretension card
- Subject as a metaphor for Significance
- imagine the Property of Paragon Combined with the Asset of Archetype
- how can you Relax at a time like this?
- a new chapter in Institution
- Vexation that makes you want to kill yourself
- Expectation is now a reality
- so Intense it hurts
- real smooth Bungler, real smooth
- Insignificance wouldn't get a second look if
- Hilarity, if I ever heard one
- Oddball needs to lay off the Influence
- get ready world, here comes Juggernaut
- Institution, the American way
- 2009:09 September
- Anomolies, yes they do exist
- can't get enough of Interest
- we'd all be speaking Language
- it's Trait-licious!
- what do we want? Demand! when do we want it? now!
- Harmer do a number on Victim
- there will never be another Paragon as Great
- who do you trust Liar or Credibility?
- this is the Significance that changes everything
- the lost art of Craft
- how's Failure working out for you
- the things we do for Cause
- looks like someone's been Consuming too many Excess
- non practicing Person
- who fought the System and won
- I found a use for Uselessness
- who's to argue with Establishment?
- real men use Article
- how Much is too Much
- 2009:08 August
- there's no magic pill for Problem
- they call him Epithet
- Group have needs too
- this is why I love Interest
- well don't I feel like an Idiot
- 2009:07 July
- why should Group have all the fun?
- you should have Done That when you had the chance
- give them a Modicum and they'll ask for Excess
- you don't look for Serendipity, Serendipity looks for you
- Anxious is worked up over Trivium
- Intention, if you can call it one
- search for the perfect Entity
- what, never Seen an Ordinary before?
- some were born to Be some were born to Do
- Classic is never out of style
- Subject is about Importance as much as Example is about Relevance
- Pun, get it? Pun!
- case of the disappearing Items
- when did Changer become such a Pejorative?
- Downfall is a parody of Itself
- Appears like something that came out Strangeness
- 2009:06 June
- Inquire without sounding like a Jackass
- Name, or should I say Appropriate?
- oh my god oh my god it's Celebrity
- Overpowerer will make grown men cry
- Event faster than you can say Phrase BOM!
- save the trouble of Hassling
- See Subject for what It really is
- it's not like It's Real, oh wait It Is
- what is this Sarcasm I keep hearing about
- all Provider has to offer
- were you born a Pejorative or did you become one later in life
- oh it's Affirmative alright
- not One, not Two, not Three, but Four!
- Leader is the granddaddy of Field
- don't have stomach for Disgust
- Superiority gives Inferiority a run for Its money
- Irritator has Harmed me for the last time
- it may be Bad, but it's my Bad
- Superiority wipes the floor with Inferiority
- Ruin in tatters
- Repeater is doing what Model did to Example
- some things are best Undone
- look who decided to Join
- at Domain's doorstep
- Bane will be the death of Victim
- Archetype is everything a Type should be
- what is this, a fucking Charade?
- Radical rewrites the rules of Convention
- Subject is often mistaken for Similarity
- Ordinary on steroids
- 2009:05 May
- Obsoletism is a thing of the past
- never send a Substitute to do a Specialist's job
- Support gives credence to Belief
- 365 days of Servings
- if I can't Do That then what can I Do?
- Group have all the good Benefits
- don't give Troublemaker any ideas!
- not so Bad yourself
- Continued knowing full well of Danger
- Routine gone terribly wrong
- is Celebrity gay?
- hasn't Lesson taught us anything?
- where's Savior when you need Them? BOM! :: 0912 John Connor
- where was Disappointment when Bad Things Happened?
- why does it have to be so damn Excessive?
- how many more Problems before Troublemaker Stops?
- It wouldn't be much of a Significance if It Couldn't
- Case isn't the only one with Specialness
- Initiation is in full effect
- if Candidate is smart enough to Do This, Candidate is smart to Do That
- Person Seemed Good, until It opened Its mouth
- first of all, it's Correction, not Misspelling BOM!
- because only Stereotype would Do Such Things
- a Travesty, if ever there was one
- I'm an Individual, not an Irrelevance
- Rescuer saves the day
- in a stunning Move, Constant Defies Expectation
- Babble this, Babble that
- okay, Mr. Bigshot
- what's a nice Wanderer like You doing at an Place like this?
- thick Accent accent
- Stuff, or whatever they're calling it nowadays
- hey! I happen to like Oddity
- the Lost Opportunity ship has sailed
- what does Futility intend to accomplish?
- how Stupid does Condescender think we are?
- Aggressor grows a pair
- just call it a Wrapup
- anything that resembles Genuineness
- intimate knowledge of System
- I got your Wish right here -- usually said sarcastically and threateningly
- Naive is so blind as to not see Reality
- Novelty will Succeed in the same way Innovation revolutionized Industry
- Failure goes up in flames
- Plague must be stopped
- Pestilence needs to die
- Pestilence refuses to die
- what was that you said about Falseness?
- Instinct is like breathing to Enthusiast
- 2009:04 April
- you can take Native out of Environment, but you can't take Environment out of Native
- Euphoria is like crack to Addict
- practically giving away Free Stuff
- anything else is just Plain
- Objective in an unObjective Medium
- going down the path of Ruination
- you are a Pejorative and a liar!
- a little early for Occasion
- just a Proximity away
- didn't recognize you without your Signature
- Effort without lifting a finger
- Misbehavior I would expect from Infamy, but not Model
- Solution has it all
- Exceptionality should come with a warning label BOM!
- Accomplisher didn't Achieve It by Conventionality, They did it by Practicality
- a piece of Institution history
- Serving on a platter
- and the winner is Winner
- with Start comes Consequence
- as opposed to what? Punchline?
- Endurer is very much alive
- Fad is so last week/month/year
- the Relation I never had
- fuck you, fuck your Relations, fuck your Posessions, fuck your Values
- help us improve Company
- what happened? Cause happened
- turn a blind eye to Disregard
- Person may be Impaired but It's not stupid
- has Subject always been this Bad?
- Subject oozes Appeal
- there's special place in heaven for Gooders
- there's a special place in hell for Sinners -- 0904 spammers
- Flaunting like it's something to be proud of
- maybe Mistake wasn't such a good idea after all
- Ungrateful doesn't know how good They have it
- Quality where it counts
- Ridiculum can't be serious
- I mean, just look Example
- the last free Sanctity
- Degression went downhill from there
- Instilling into the Collective's consciousness
- Catalyst was instrumental in Changing
- I should thank Harmer for Indirectly Benefacting
- Hurt's a bitch
- but Confidant can do no wrong!
- enough Factors to make Force cry
- 2009:03 March
- what Deceivers don't want you to see
- Unreliability doesn't hold water
- what went on in Enigma's mind
- Candidate got my vote
- Oppressed liberation front
- that'll teach Them not to Violate
- that's Duration years in Case's time
- Advent is already here
- down to the Fundamental level
- Impairment should be considered a disability
- Tinkerer is not afraid to get Its hands dirty
- Aversion sucks, that is all BOM!
- Clarifier spells it out for Confused
- oh I'll show you Intensity
- yeah, I'll show you Flagrant!
- all the Support in the world can't Help
- what am I but an Insignificance
- Transience is Temporary but Permanence is forever
- Novice could learn a lot from Example
- Model, of all people, should Behave
- Oxy Moron, a contradiction in terms?
- you Saw it here first
- when I say This, you say That
- Topic is as old as Origin itself
- wasn't Adequate to begin with
- Dominator holds all the cards
- way over Rambler's head
- I really wanted to like Disinterest
- Aspect of the highest order
- Advent was just the beginning
- well not everyone is as Eccentric as you are
- right about the Detail part
- that's what makes it so Essential
- future looks Condition for Subject
- anyone remembers Nostalgia?
- so something Good came out Predicament
- another satisfied Customer
- my friends call me Nick
- is Exhauster running out of ideas
- no ordinary Entity
- More with each passing Time
- that's Name with a Letter;
Aa/Bb/Cc/Dd/Ee/Ff/Gg/Hh/Ii/Jj/Kk/Ll/Mm/Nn/Oo/Pp/Qq/Rr/Ss/Tt/Uu/Vv/Ww/Xx/Yy/Zz - you can't Do That, or can you?
- I knew Suspect was up to no good!
- I Consume pretty much anything by Artist
- I would have gone with "Alternative"
- Doing what others won't
- Desire sounds really Appealing right now
- Dilemma at a crossroad
- watch out Standard, here comes Competitor
- Objective without turning it into Waste
- Gain to the detriment of Sacrifice
- the next best thing in Institution
- the last bastion of Idealism
- the Device that thinks it's an Apparatus
- who is this Somename guy
- Reviewer's take on Topic
- you may call me Honorific
- someone's been Consuming too much Obsession BOM!
- the slow death of Institution
- may not be Suitable for all Audiences. Viewer discretion is advised
- just not that into Disinterest
- riding the wave of Happening
- Familiarity never looked so Good
- Specialty for the sophisticated Connoisseur
- in memory of Beloved
- what does Irrelevance have to do with anything
- it only takes one Factor to Impact
- comparing Subject and Analogy is like comparing Yin and Wang; apples and Wang
- Act is just another way of saying Intention BOM!
- just Enigma's way of saying Intention
- don't go Emotional on me
- Personage had a sense of humor
- could I interest you in an Advertisement?
- the Familiarity I knew is dead
- all the Factors in the world won't Make A Difference
- Exploiter makes a killing from Exploitation
- why is Idol so sexy?
- Tradition in the age of Modernity
- Actioner gets down to business
- Meddler barks up the wrong tree
- everything you know about Topic is wrong
- one of those Example moments; *2 *3
- do I come to your Property and Intrude? BOM!
- and all it took was Simplicity
- where did you learn to Perform like that?
- no, that's called Reality BOM!
- a Ravaging frenzy
- yes, it's that Intense; I/you/we/he/she/they
- the only Benefit you'll be Enjoying is from Quagmire BOM!
- leave not a Trace Unaffected
- Refinement falls into place
- Aspirer makes Its mark
- Benefactor brings Creation to life
- I wouldn't exactly call it Such
- Group are people, too BOM!
- Persisting till the sun goes down
- yes it's Flawed, yes it's Imperfect, but it's Acceptable; I/you/we/he/she/they BOM!
- watch the Money roll in
- Exploiter caters to the masses
- someday, we won't needHassle anymore
- pretty soon, we won't needReplaceables anymore
- the cadillac of Models
- when Ideal used to mean something BOM!
- you know how Assumptions are these days
- no matter how you Manipulate it;
- Ultimatum is not open for discussion
- Surmounter plays the cards Fate dealt It
- no Relative of mine is Going To Do That; will/would BOM!
- Scapegoat gets a lot of flack from Critics
- as if Things weren't Bad enough already
- or Acronym, for short
- make Service work for you
- Adjective would be the word
- the Judges have spoken
- a Prodigy is born
- all will be Resolved soon
- the Action is on
- really Disappointment? really?
- do your part to Volunteer
- Novelty renders Currency obsolete
- your one stop shop for Products
- Concept has a face
- Challenger has a name
- the very best of Musician
- you'd think Epitome would know Better BOM!
- which Personality are you?
- 2009:02 February
- an Experience I'll never forget
- Challenge made easy
- Solution takes the guesswork out of Complexity
- what's to stop Evildoer from Succeeding?
- my first Property :: reference to the phrase commonly found in baby and toddler toys
- that Sounds like something Infamy would do
- Amaranthine doesn't look a day older
- damn the Foreigners and their Eccentricity!; its/your/his/her/its*/your*/his*/her*/their* BOM!
- portrait of a Personality
- what I would give for Wish
- let's talk about Controversy
- Embarassment for the world to see
- forget everything you know about Topic
- Antagonist strikes again
- Revelation opened my eyes
- Things to Do before you die
- boy was I Affected
- you must have not seen Trumper
- Acting with style
- all about Topic
- Greatest Thing known to mankind
- if I wanted your opinion, I'd Force it out of you
- you want Excess? I'll give you Excess!; he/she/they
- as the Great Quoter put it :: find quotations
- if only all Models were this Good BOM!
- Partial to the untrained Eye
- the logic behind Controversy
- Troubler lands self in Trouble
- Proud prides self in Virtue
- no Necessity? no thanks!
- Overestimator doesn't know Its own strength
- musings of a Blogger; ramblings
- this Impact changed my life
- that Pejorative you call a Proper; he; she; they BOM!
- Expectation is anything but Good
- Option is not for everyone
- I'm not doing this to Negatize you
- Exhauster runs out of steam
- System: the missing manual
- Mystery mystery continues
- Quantity Duration of actual Function
- oh please, don't Whine me
- oh just call me Forename
- from the makers of Benchmark
- Charlatan thinks It's hot shit
- if it's good enough for Idol it's good enough for Me
- what does an Unappreciated have to do to get Deservation
- I think I speak for everyone when I say Maxim
- Working in your pajamas; my
- hard to hate Adorableness
- while other Peers were Playing, I was Working; everyone BOM!
- an Enthusiast man myself
- lovin' the Joy
- Model would make great Derivatives
- Occasion years in the making
- the Hassle we all dread
- as long as there are Producers, there will be Products
- Topic unplugged
- it's/he's/she's/they're no Greatness, but Modesty
- america's favorite Entity
- Great Results starts with Factor
- take something So and make it Different
- Persister won't stop until every last Objective is Done
- Committer stays true to Its words
- Aptness stays true to Its name
- the only Good to come out of Failure
- you play in Our Property, you play by Our rule
- I don't know what Reality you've been Experiencing
- Struggler can't go on like this
- Regular can no more Accomplish Feat than Example Does Comparison BOM!
- Reject can go fuck Itself
- Psychopathic tendencies
- on Mafia's payroll
- Doing something Good for once
- what kind of Expletive Thing is that?
- Semirelated, or something like that
- you there, with the Accessory
- hey, you in the Garment!
- if there's anything Person Feels, it's This
- Wrongdoer should be ashamed of Itself
- at the risk of sounding Bad
- at the risk of being Criticized
- you're only Hurting yourself
- by the Group, for the Group
- an in-depth look at Focus
- Decider will be the judge of Subject; history
- Quantity wonders of the Realm world; seven\Realm\Medium; seven\Realm\world
- less time Pessimizing, more time Optimizing
- less time Idling and more time Working
- Wasted Time I'll never get back
- put a lid on Restriction
- Parody - the musical
- Parody - the movie
- ask about our Offers
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- if Slacker Exert half the Effort into Goal, It would Accomplish
- any One can Try, but not any One can Do; every
- the Exclusivity advantage
- why aren't all Types like Archetype?
- or as Group like to call it, Lingo
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- you do remember Landmark, don't you?; right
- a staggering Quantity
- a whole nother Difference
- Unique is in a class of Its own
- the Serendipity you least expect
- only as Good as the Quality of the Source
- only as Competent as the Lowest in the Group
- Scandal exposed
- Complexity explained
- the world at Champion's feet
- it's Yin and Yang, not Yin and Wang! BOM!
- all in favor of Ideal, say aye!
- Doing more than Denier's willing to admit
- Company silently Changes Product
- Foiler beats the purpose of Solution
- all that Service has to offer
- Factor can make or break Success
- get the Compensation One deserves
- what any Good Samaritan would Do
- just like Model, only not Quality
- Adjective and Enhanced to boot
- Enterprise is a long-term investment
- Punished to the maximum Application of the law
- Minority is one thing, Majority is another :: 0902 beauty
- Enigma keeps Followers guessing
- the Suspect in question
- a Prominence to remember
- Problem isn't going to Fix itself; by itself; aren't; by themselves BOM!
- Condition gets Worse every passing Moment
- Improver gets Better every Time/day/hour minute;/second
- Cautious won't bite Deal
- Disaster-proof
- did I Do what I just Did?
- Abandoner walks out on Obligation
- racking up Accumulations
- Proceed at your own risk
- more Intense in real life
- Invade Into Person's Property and tell Them how to run Their Business BOM!
- more Excess than you can eat
- Incriminator puts words in Victim's mouth
- the Interesting and Different world of Exclusivity
- Authority knocking on your door
- depends on how you define Vagueness
- Charlatan claims to be Extraordinary
- I stand by my Belief
- your nearest Business
- when I was just a Beginner
- Feigner is playing the victim
- your Familiarity should never be your Intimacy
- the unauthorized biography of Infamy
- every Unit counts
- get out your Tool and Preparation
- with Adjective results
- just say No to Taboo; Yes\Solution
- 2009:01 January
- how's my favorite Endearment
- an all you can Consume
- my Relation is going to kill me!
- this coming Event
- things are going Fortunate's way
- holding a gun to Hostage's head
- take Test out for a spin
- Predecessor took Ages to Accomplish Task, Prodigy did it in Moment BOM!
- aboard the Type train
- that's like Obviousness right there
- die a Condition death
- That became This, and This became So
- Prosperer has a lot going for It
- Symbol of the people
- gee, I feel Sarcastic already
- oh, isn't that Sarcastic
- aw, isn't that Maudlin
- from the desk of Professional
- what Authority says, goes
- Fun time's over
- pulling Miracle out of a hat
- that's what Solution is for; are
- Past in review
- Guilt on my conscience
- Routine and Influence are a dangerous mix BOM!
- the Familiarity I know wouldn't Contradict
- an entire Facility dedicated to Feature
- Outlaster's still got it
- Deliverer brings Dream closer to reality
- Helpers come from all walks of life
- all this talk about Hype
- we're all Common here
- the Nostalgia I once knew
- Potentiality to the max
- as if Involved by the Power god
- all signs point to Conclusion
- worth every Cost
- the great american Commodity
- could Potential be the next Paragon
- no Derogatory jokes, please BOM!
- my Pathos says This but my Logos says That; yes\no; no\yes
- complete and utter Idiot
- the original Commodity
- the Entity from hell
- Disruption throws My entire System out of Harmony
- father/mother of modern Institution
- but when Exception does it, it's Exceptional; if; 0902 man/woman; 0902 Google
- Endure this :: e.g. Trinity saying "dodge this" as she aims a gun to an agent's skull
- here's to a Quality year
- not a/an Characteristic bone in Person
- home of the Association
- the true meaning of Value
- Performer, if you please
- Denial? I don't know any Denial
- Insignificance Become a footnote in Topic history
- what Experiences await you?
- Standard is Quality for a reason
- or you'll what? Attack me?
- it's my Possession, I'll do what I Want
- the Prominence in my life
- Acclaim? more like Lame! BOM!
- Hardship with a smile
- where the Enterprise begins
- They look like the Stereotypical type
- Complement and Counterpartgo together like Yin and Yang BOM!
- bastard child of Fire and Water; ampersand BOM!
- love child of Yin and Yang; ampersand
- shouldn't you be out Stereotyping or something? BOM!
- for Restricted purposes only
- a testament to Magnificence
- a testament of Virtue
- easy for Charlatan to say
- my Burden is killing me
- the time to Act is now
- that is Impression right there
- so Superlative you can almost Sense it
- make light of Seriousness
- a matter of Topic
- a question of Topic
- oh right, that Memory
- Mundanity will never be the same
- somewhere between the Distraction, the Diversion, and the Disruption; 4*; 5*;
- Pseudonym, if that really is your name
- Champion runs circles around Competitors
- Erased off the face of the earth
- Follow Instructions and you got yourself a Result
- all the cool kids are Bandwagoning BOM!
- Myriad strong
- you need air, you need water, you don't need Commodity
- the Epithet that is Wonder BOM!
- Obsession is taking over My life
- They call it That, We call it This; calls BOM!
- They keep Producing, We keep Consuming
- the secret life of Suspect
- Caprice changes Its Property like It changes Its underwear BOM!
- if it Feels like Sample, if it Behaves like Sample, then it is Sample BOM!
- let Appearance speak for itself
- Civilian takes matters in Their own hands
- Naive is in for a world of Hurt
- already Maxed as it is
- this is Exception we're talking about
- 2 Much 4 you
- now all Incompleteness needs is Complement
- why Work when Service can do it for you
- Rejoicing like it's the best Thing ever BOM!
- Misbehaving like They own the place BOM!
- Tedium gets old quick
- Popularity is in
- how un-Characteristic of Virtuoso
- what is Institution coming to
- but man can they Perform
- but man was it Contrast
- never forget who Helped you
- not as Ostensive as it appears
- Convincement makes believer out of Skeptic
- for your Attending pleasure
- bring out the Instinct in you; me; us
- the man's got Quality
- the envy of Community
- mister Epithet man
- looks like a job for Specialist
- the art of not Doing BOM!
- next time on Show
- That is what I would call Summary
- Concept has more holes than swiss cheese BOM!
- the Adjective, and the not so Adjective BOM!
- more Resource than you can Consume in a lifetime
- 2008:12 December
- Event in a matter of Moment
- but enough about Banality
- Candidate is not perfect, but Qualification
- the Press calls it Commentary; Chicago; San Francisco; Los Angeles; Boston; Washington BOM!
- three laws of Fundamental
- skeleton in Suspect's closet
- roadblock to Success
- demystifying Esotericism
- excuse my Careless friend
- Novelty is the way of the future
- forerunner of Breakthrough
- forefront of Technology
- attention Store shoppers
- Inadequacy just doesn't cut it
- Request for just Few Minutes of your time BOM!
- hey, get your own Possession! BOM!
- everything Relevant and more
- a makeshift Device
- Supposed to be the work of Creator
- Verb or be Verbed BOM!
- perversion of Purity
- leave It to Audience's imagination
- Dealing with the devil
- Converter Joins the ranks of Group
- every Offering imaginable
- your own personal Service
- Success doesn't happen overnight
- not all Products are created equal BOM!
- a Noun named Epithet
- Misfortune didn't stop Prevailer
- Power leaves Victims in the dark
- when People think of Topic, They think of Relevance; BOM!
- merry Expletive christmas
- Candidacy material
- mark of a Character
- just Kill the bastard BOM!
- persistent little Bugger
- Producer presents in association with Studio
- but can't Do for shit BOM!
- Declaration... not! BOM!
- no one ever died from Habit BOM!
- maximum of Years in prison
- Disaster waiting to happen
- devoid of Virtue
- all Emotional and shit
- new Feature, same Quality BOM!
- this Indulgence is sex
- best kept secret in Place
- Noungasm
- no Matter is safe
- who said anything about Irrelevance
- Tester tries Novelty on for size :: literally to wear an apparel to see if it fits; figuratively to do something to see if it benefits
- bad Culprit, bad Culprit
- the year of the Topic
- people against Injustice
- citizens for Ideal
- towering a Height Unit
- Hype's 15 minutes are up
- Action for a change
- Stylesque
- leave the Obligating to Obligators
- Incompatibility doesn't do it for me :: fail to meet criteria or does not arouse
- Quality (or lack thereof) BOM!
- Goods of the gods
- dawn of a new Beginning
- out of the Confinement and into the Province
- Tool and its many uses
- I don't mean Particular Adjective, I mean Specific
- a little Suggestion here, Innuendo there
- killer Nouns
- Modernity aren't your father's Antiquity; grandfather; mother; grandmother
- Modernity isn't your father's Antiquity; grandfather; mother; grandmother
- not your father's Antique; grandfather; mother; grandmother BOM!
- Mundanity on acid
- Reformer drops Nuisance like a bad habit
- Characterized and opinionated
- Desirer's wet dream
- Fearer's worst nightmare
- every Specialist's dream/nightmare
- Show me a Model that Refutes Expectation and I will Concede; an BOM!
- the Landmark of the Cardinal
- one word to describe Idol: Adjectival BOM! :: type in your favorite things for more fun
- Superiority will put Inferiority out of business
- so Overwhelming I don't even know where to Start
- for maximum Results Do Instruction
- Use Solution for maximum Results
- after battling Illness for Years BOM!
- who does One has to kill to Succeed
- everyone wants Goal but no one wants to Effort; everybody\nobody; everybody\no one; everyone\nobody BOM!
- and we all know what happens to Violators
- and we all know what how Sarcastic Topic is
- and we all know what happened to Infamy
- Lagger takes forever to Work
- Years ago on this day
- Distresser is hanging by a Precarious thread
- Emphasis, I tell you Emphasis!; ya; say
- retire at Youth
- Dream is closer than you think
- Renovator gets a facelift
- hate Obnoxiousness that much to Desperation
- I really should be Working right now
- Sham isn't even a real Model
- totally Verbable
- and now Demander expects Victim to Comply
- yes but can Comparison Do this BOM!
- give the man his Due
- violation of section Law
- more than Naive can possibly imagine
- throw in Complement for good measure
- get off the Expletive stage
- Saboteur is not doing Self any favors
- Mockery! I mean Correctioner; uh; um BOM!
- Audacity thinks It is invincible
- not what Hoper had in mind
- Incompetence is just not cut out for Challenge
- Fortuity without realizing it
- Alternative sure beats Standard
- affectionately called Endearment
- Exceeder really takes the cake
- there's no arguing with Adamant
- Risker paid for it with Its life
- don't Talk to me about Aversion
- Victim haven't seen the last of Prevalence
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- Struggler needs all the Help It can get
- Subject summed up in one Word
- Counterfeit passes off as Disguise
- greetings from Locality
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- monster of a Thing
- did Attemper Invent that one up all by Self BOM! :: a sarcastic response to someone's idea to note its banality
- for just Dollars a Day you Can BOM!
- for just Quantity cents a day, you can Philanthropize BOM!
- is this how Abuser Treat all Its Associates BOM!
- how can something so Bad be so Good; someone BOM!
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- now Empathizer know how Victim feels
- I may never understand Enigma
- Naive is either So or just Pejorative BOM!
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- by sheer Power
- Activity for the hell of it
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- wrong side of the Track
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- america's finest Commodity
- Method in the Manner of Model; spirit; tradition
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- outlook Condition
- Type reminiscent of Archetype
- it's the Influence talking :: 0901 insomnia
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- waiting for Hope that never Came
- Persona of many faces
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- I read the title as Misreading
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- Naive can't think for Self
- Classic is never out of style
- kissing up to the Authority
- just looking at Wonder makes me Overreact; reading
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- would have Them believe
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- I can die Mood now
- what is Model but a Simplicity
- Doomed's Acting days are over
- 2008:11 November
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- Power has Captive by the balls
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- Support from Participants like you
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- from the ashes of Legacy
- if you're not This, you're That
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- the difference is that Exception is honest about it
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- don't talk to me about Anathema
- how about trying Alternative for a change/once
- Revelation makes a liar out of Me
- don't project your Problems at me
- if I hear Drivel one more time BOM!
- Excessive enough for ya?
- go Bother someone else
- nothing a little Remedy can't fix
- I didn't choose Destiny, Destiny chose me
- Discourse over coffee
- putting a price on Sanctity
- whoa, Neurotic much? :: 0901 obsessive compulsive; 0902 hyperbole; 0903 fearmongering
- take it up with the Authority
- tell that to the Judge
- I can recognize that Feature anywhere
- Constant does the unthinkable BOM!
- what did Innocent ever do to you?
- That which cannot be Uttered
- don't make Authority get out Its Weapon
- this is all very Positive but Complaint
- not a Trace left
- Changed beyond recognition
- Risker is pushing Its luck
- in Destruction's wake
- a whole lotta Stuff
- do I Detect a hint of Negativity?
- I Did, then I Did some more
- Evoker has that effect on People
- Desperation if you have to
- Candidate may not be a Genuine, but Argument
- a new year a new Novelty
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- that's what Masquerade want you to think
- see Product in action; watch
- Agree with Side on this one; that one
- Substitute is the closest thing Owner has to an Original
- Irrelevance has no business in Topic
- Satisfactory doesn't even begin to describe Specialness
- never been more Emotional in my life
- so Immense that Exceptionality has its own Feature
- much more than a Commonality
- one expensive Commodity
- new way to look at Ordinariness
- what It lacks in Quality, It makes up in Compensation
- IOU one Debt
- too Extreme even for Limit
- Perpetrator set Institution back Quantity years
- Betrayer throws Sacrifice under the bus
- this is where Specialists disagree
- someone failed Class
- Dignitary has no shame
- Modernity for the 21st century
- Transgressor has really done it now
- a Blessing that We can be proud of
- it's all Scapegoat's fault
- off to Prison They go
- can you count the Flaws
- Misery and feel sorry for Self
- vote for the Individual not the Association
- which way to Place
- hell Exceptionality is even Different than Comparison :: after "hell", the subject is explained further to emphasize the topic's peculiarity
- would stretch Distance around the earth
- today Modesty, tomorrow the world
- Situation today, Consequence tomorrow
- today's Foundation, tomorrow's Future
- the Nostalgia I once loved
- Solution for the lazy
- keyword here is Emphasis
- should be illegal to be this Good
- 2008:10 October
- Prodigy could be so much more
- 2008:07 July
- is this how all Models should Act
- Fortune, or so Naive thought
- Adverbally challenged; -Ly :: 0807 sarcastically; 0807 romantically; 0811 humorly
- 2008:05 May
- Hunter is out to get Prey
- 2008:04 April
- Predictable as always
- know Familiarity all too well
- 2007:08 August
- when in doubt :: 0708 blame; 0708 duct tape; 0808 format; 0810 brute force; 0811 bomb; 0811 invade; 0902 make shit up; 0902 lie; 0902 shut up; 0903 ask
- 2007:07 July
- no such thing as Rejection :: 0600 time; 0707 intuition; 0707 free will; 0803 dead people; 0805 originality; 0806 unbiased; 0807 rights; 0812 paradox; 0902 virginity
- 2007:01 January
- who needs Support anyway :: 0701 brakes; 0707 god; 0707 helmets; 0707 love; 0707 afterlife; 0708 instructions; 0801 sleep; 0807 Vista
- only at Place could Event Happen
- that's it I'm moving to Place :: 0701 Japan; 0703 Canada; 0809 Sweden
- that's it I'm Switching to Alternative
- when Convention fails :: when diplomacy fails...
- Standard need not apply :: for the movies
- better Quality than real life
- Drones in white coats
- why am I Doing this
- Scapegoat always die first
- in all Splendor's glory
- part time Person
- Ordinary by day, Extraordinary by night; *2 *3
- it's not the Variable it's how you Do it
- turn your brain off before Proceeding
- don't make a Fuss out of it
- in it for the Noun
- Variable for the money
- the future is ours to Use
- strict definition of Word
- take the word Word seriously :: friend
- Field suicide :: atychiphilia
- programmed to feel Emotion
- closet Individual
- Good on the outside, Bad on the inside
- fickle as Caprice :: wind; weather
- 2006
- Sellout forgets Its roots
- Ideology 4 life
- Persister is incorrigible
- words can break Heart
- attention span of a Peon
- Eccentric's questionable taste in Topic
- Sarcasm einstein :: to the dead physicist's chagrin
- put Struggler out of Its misery
- avoid Nuisance like the plague
- Taboo is a no fly zone
- with the word Awesomeness in it
- Consensual as the rest of us
- sucker for Allure
- Standard to which all other Subjects are compared; judged
- Stuff you never dreamed of
- until Rambler open Its mouth :: "appear bright until you hear them speak"
- one thing Exclusivity doesn't do is
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- Benefactor has forsaken Us
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- part of me wants...
- ...decision in my life
- about as much sense as...
- and then we complain...
- the hard part is...
- 2009:03 March
- one thing we can all agree on...
- ...and it ain't gonna be...
- let's pretend for a second...
- how does the idea of... sound?
- that's what happens when you let... BOM!
- ...and hope it goes away...
- ...for the same reasons...
- everybody knows that...
- why do I like... so much?
- does it strike you as odd that...
- I know I shouldn't...
- ...in ways you never imagined
- if you answered yes to any of the questions then you may qualify...
- all the more reason to...
- sometimes I feel as if my life
- you don't know a person until...
- you are invited to...
- it's people like you that...
- people like you are the reason... BOM!
- what makes you think...
- I can't believe that no one...
- if everyone act like you... BOM!
- this may sound... but...
- that's why I recommend... -- find advertisements
- and that, my friend, is...
- this is exactly the kind of...
- what good is... if/when...
- can't say I'm...
- not to be... or anything but...
- not to sound like a broken record but...
- how would you like it if... BOM! -- find "in someone's shoes" analogies
- no matter how you slice it...
- has this ever happened to you...
- they say that... -- find proverbs
- that is not say...
- which leads me to wonder...
- and to top it all off...
- and on top of it all...
- one might think that...
- as the name suggests...
- ...should stop acting as if...
- what happened to me? I used to be...
- and all I/you/we/he/she/they can think about is...
- things you'll never hear in... BOM!
- 2009:02 February
- something as simple as...
- knowing all too well...
- I can't stand it when...
- ...for obvious reasons
- ...but at a cost
- spend every waking moment...
- life would have been very different...
- hey! look at me...
- it's comforting to know...
- in my/his/her/their spare time...
- well, where I come from...
- always ...at the worst time
- oh great, now...
- by your logic... -- find fallacies and bad arguments
- it's not polite to...
- what better way than to...
- like it or not...
- isn't it time...
- make no mistake about...
- what would you save from a burning building? BOM!
- as a general rule...
- for all we know...
- have you ever felt...
- do you ever feel...
- would you trust...
- if it's so... then why...
- sometimes I wish...
- they actually expect people to pay for...
- now, before anyone...
- even if I wanted to...
- if history is any indication...
- who would ever thought that...
- who had ever heard of...
- ...should know better than to...
- considering the fact that...
- what I learned from...
- don't know where else to...
- the feeling you get when...
- ...only to take it away
- am I the only one who thinks...
- one lucky winner will...
- be it this or that...
- why would anyone...
- and here I am...
- I bet some idiot would/will/going to...
- but when it comes to...
- don't feel bad, you/we...
- careful where you... that...
- I normally... but...
- it saddens me that...
- something you'd see in...
- who's the idiot/fool/moron/retard/dumbass/jackass/asshole/jerk/prick that... BOM!
- what is a parody of itself?
- and the best they could come up with was...
- so have you heard...
- not the... you'd see
- do you ever find yourself...
- ...but who's counting/keeping
- nobody said it would
- a wise man once said...
- everything you need to know/make...
- I mean who doesn't/wouldn't...
- wouldn't it be much easier...
- oh right, you...
- 2009:01 January
- what does it take for/to be a...
- little is known about...
- how different life would be...
- first thing I thought of when...
- Google wants me/you to...
- something so awesome that...
- so what's it like to be...
- sick and tired of...
- may not look like much, but...
- let us take this moment to...
- not a day went by...
- you come in here and... -- start a commotion
- is it a crime to...
- some...things are't meant to...
- that's like saying...are... BOM! -- finds bad analogies
- someone thought it'd be...
- go out on a limb and...
- ...and what are you left with
- if you ignore the shortcomings...
- if you can dream it...
- I've said it before and I'll say it again...
- always have a... handy
- where else would I find...
- a man/woman cannot be measured by his/her... BOM!
- it's no coincedence that...
- so much hate for/towards...
- you only have one...
- ...never thought possible
- it didn't take long for/to...
- the most... ever
- ...ok/well, not really BOM!
- wait, isn't that...
- how do you do it? how do you...
- you'd best...
- who spends their entire life...
- why do I get the feeling that...
- ..may very well be...
- now is the time to/for...
- and the award for... goes to... BOM!
- it has been brought to our attention that...
- that, my friend, is...
- so apparently someone thinks...
- no matter how you look at it...
- ...and already...
- most beautiful... IMG!
- when not working, I can be found...
- when I'm not out doing extraordinary things... I'm... BOM!
- when I'm not busy doing extraordinary things... I'm...saving the world
- ever wished you...
- if you so much as...
- you obviously have never...
- oh the things I'd do to... BOM!
- never underestimate the power of... BOM!
- why does... make me think of...
- something... that isn't fake
- whoever said... BOM!
- what is only half the work?
- so this is what an expensive thing feels like... BOM!
- like... except it's real
- by then, you'll probably...
- from the moment...
- all I have to say is...0902 haha
- is it any wonder...
- I always think of... when I...
- million dollar question...
- $64000 question...
- why, that's the most...
- 2008:12 December
- what is still in its infancy?
- there's a saying...
- I'm no expert but...
- oh how I envy...
- I await the day when...
- that's funny because...
- what language has no word for... BOM!
- that's the sound of...
- what could make millions?
- who's to say...
- I want a... for Christmas
- arguably the most...
- who needs... when you got...
- the only thing keeping... from...
- ...is meant to be...
- if I must choose...
- if you had to choose between...
- I don't need anyone to tell me...
- what is a danger to all?
- don't even think about...
- what makes everything better? BOM!
- what to do in the event of...
- who is racist? BOM!
- if... then it must be bad/good BOM!
- trying really hard not to...
- the last time I...
- what is every one's fantasy?
- okay, so I admit that... BOM!
- who names their kid... BOM!
- who needs to get laid?; should BOM!
- people spell what wrong?
- ...is only useful for...
- what's left in this world?
- who has all the answers?
- who never aged?
- ...is good for something BOM!
- what will enslave us all?
- don't give me any of that look/bullshit/shit/crap BOM!
- can't a brother...
- what is complete waste of time? BOM!
- the world will end in...
- where do you see yourself in...
- hypothetical question:you... BOM!
- what is bad/good for you? BOM!
- how long does... stay in your system?
- anyone want to explain to me....
- I dreamed that I... BOM!
- so I was...
- humans will eventually...
- who knew that...
- ...is all there is to life
- if could have anything
- if you could have anyone in the world BOM!
- if used correctly...
- bad things to happen to good people because...
- all I want for Christmas is... BOM!
- where is justice?
- what to bring to a desert island... BOM!
- what is the language of love?
- 2008:11 November
- the last thing I wanted to see
- never... before in my life
- my favorite color is...
- ever imagine...
- you think you can just...
- I would prefer it if...
- did it all without...
- if anything... should... :: thanking
- it's cool to hate...
- for even thinking...
- I confess... BOM!
- things I learned from...imdb BOM!
- did I mention... BOM!
- what cannot be taught?
- people actually consume this shit?
- people actually pay for...
- people actually believe that...; really; truly; seriously BOM!
- stop for a second and...
- what's next for...
- age old question...
- what is upon us?
- why do I do this to myself?
- before you do something stupid... BOM!
- why won't... just die? BOM!
- don't you just hate it when...
- don't you just love it when...
- they can't even spell...
- did you actually expect...
- I don't care what they say about...
- I don't want to sound bad but... BOM!
- just be thankful that...
- what are we still doing in Iraq?
- Internet is a very... place
- 2008:05 May
- there's just something about...
- 2008:02 February
- any idiot/fool/moron/retard/dumbass/jackass/asshole/jerk/prick with a... can BOM!
- 2007:10 October
- what's so hot right now? :: 0811 Obama
- 2007:07 July
- cure for depression is... :: same as the cure for life
- 2007:02 February
- Santa Claus vs Jesus BOM!
- 2007:01 January
- who talks too much?
- in love with the thought of...
- when all hope is lost... :: make something up
- 2006
- fate is what happens when... :: you do nothing
- the most important day is... :: the present
- piano vs guitar :: the answer is piano
- rather be deaf or blind? :: there is a cultural perception that being blind is more honorable than being deaf
- expensive means... :: better?
- when one door closes... :: you're running out of options
- any time is a good time for...
- when you stop looking... :: a soulmate suddenly appears!
- Collapse
Published on Monday 10 November 2008 by Drant
